Daily Archives: July 26, 2009

Palin Is Slip Slidin’ Away

Palin Thinking

The Anti-Palin Funny Song Blog Marathon continues all weekend long here at Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off. That’s right, we will post anti-Palin songs and articles at a breathtaking pace for the next 48 hours in an attempt to keep you amused and informed during the final days of the Reign of Sarah Palin.

It is hard to believe that the short-lived but greatly divisive governorship of Sarah Palin is over. Thankfully, we will retain our memories of her hapless hijinks. The next several blog entries and song parodies will commemorate many of the Palin era lowlights. Please check back frequently as new entries will be posted rapidly in an attempt to keep you fully entertained prior to Caribou Barbie’s resignation speech. Also too, please leave a comment or three as they are always appreciated.

The following song parody is of a song that is an old favorite of ours. Please enjoy.

Click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Slip Slidin’ Away song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuPJzzcV6jA

SLIP SLIDIN’ AWAY

(sung to the Paul Simon song “Slip Slidin’ Away”)

Slip slidin’ away
Slip slidin’ away
You know the nearer her resignation
Her numbers keep slidin’ away

I knew a gal
She’s from Wasilla Town
She was a beehive wearin’ woman
With a pageant crown
Did nothing for us
In her two years
Her perfume was so overpowering
She scared away the polar bears

Slip slidin’ away
Slip slidin’ away
You know the nearer her resignation
Her numbers keep slidin’ away

She’s from Alaska
The First Dude’s wife
She won’t condone birth control choices
‘Cuz she is pro-life
She said Tina Fey
Was such a pain
She likes to fly and fill wolves with hot lead
Without concern that they feel pain

Slip slidin’ away
Slip slidin’ away
You know the nearer her resignation
Her numbers keep slidin’ away

She is a mother
Who totes a gun
On snow machines in winter seasons
Each and every one
After a long day
She would explain
That there are few ways to keep busy
When you are a governor without a brain

Slip slidin’ away
Slip slidin’ away
You know the nearer her resignation
Her numbers keep slidin’ away

She had some foes
They had a plan
They found she was not unassailable
The next time she ran
When ethics problems
Won’t go away
She’ll quit and head right down the highway
As her support keeps slidin’ away

Slip slidin’ away
Slip slidin’ away
You know the nearer her resignation
Her numbers keep slidin’ away

Slip slidin’ away
You know the nearer her resignation
Her numbers keep slidin’ away
Mmm…

Advertisements

Sarah (You’re A Fine Girl)

sarah-palin-promo

The Anti-Palin Funny Song Blog Marathon continues all weekend long here at Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off. That’s right, we will post anti-Palin songs and articles at a breathtaking pace for the next 48 hours in an attempt to keep you amused and informed during the final days of the Reign of Sarah Palin.

It is hard to believe that the short-lived but greatly divisive governorship of Sarah Palin is over. Thankfully, we will retain our memories of her hapless hijinks. The next several blog entries and song parodies will commemorate many of the Palin era lowlights. Please check back frequently as new entries will be posted rapidly in an attempt to keep you fully entertained prior to Caribou Barbie’s resignation speech. Also too, please leave a comment or three as they are always appreciated.

The following song parody is from one of the most frequently requested karaoke songs, Brandy (You’re A Fine Girl). Please enjoy.

Click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Brandy (You’re A Fine Girl) song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-tRXewCAmU

SARAH (YOU’RE A FINE GIRL)

(sung to the Looking Glass song “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)”)

(doo da in doo da da), (doo da in doo da da)

There’s a town not far from Bristol Bay
With strip malls, both near and far away
Lonely oil guys go the Wasilla way
And live in motor homes

And there’s a girl in this forlorn town
One time, she wore a pageant crown
They say “Sarah, please put that gun down”
She knows she’s just a punch-line

The oil guys say “Sarah, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
“What a good Prez you would be” (such a fine girl)
“Not here, but maybe somewhere overseas”
(doo da in doo da da), (doo da in doo da da)

Sarah, sports a beehive mane
And some rimless glasses but she has no brain
A locket that bears the name
Of the man that Sarah loves

He came on a winter’s day
On board his gas-powered sleigh
What he saw in her, Todd couldn’t say
Cuz he was drunk since he left home

The First Dude said “Sarah, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
“What a good wife you would be” (such a fine girl)
But it’s booze, snow-machining and pornos for me
(doo da in doo da da), (doo da in doo da da)

But Sarah looked into his eyes
And she took an inventory
She could feel something on him rise
Then she saw his morning glory
She said “To hell with abstinence!”, Lord, she jumped on that sad-sack
And before she could say “Stop!”, she had Track.
(doo da in doo da da), (doo da in doo da da)

Todd, had a loaded pistol
Sarah gave birth to a daughter,  Bristol
She too had an ac-ci-den-tal
And now you hear her say…

You hear her say “Mama, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
“Two peas in a pod aren’t we” (such a fine girl)
“But Ya Betcha we have a screwed-up family”
(doo da in doo da da), (doo da in doo da da)

“Sarah, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
[FADE]

“What a good Prez you would be” (such a fine girl)
“No not here, but maybe somewhere overseas”

Open Letter To Sarah Palin As She Quits Office

Palin takes her final shot at the Main Stream Media as she leaves office.

Palin takes her final shot at the Main Stream Media as she leaves office.

The Anti-Palin Funny Song Blog Marathon continues all weekend long here at Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off. That’s right, we will post anti-Palin songs and articles at a breathtaking pace for the next 48 hours in an attempt to keep you amused and informed during the final days of the Reign of Sarah Palin.

It is hard to believe that the short-lived but greatly divisive governorship of Sarah Palin is over. Thankfully, we will retain our memories of her hapless hijinks. The next several blog entries and song parodies will commemorate many of the Palin era lowlights. Please check back frequently as new entries will be posted rapidly in an attempt to keep you fully entertained prior to Caribou Barbie’s resignation speech. Also too, please leave a comment or three as they are always appreciated.

The following song parody is in the form of an open letter to Lady Sarah herself. Please enjoy.

Click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Fire And Rain song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3uaXCJcRrE

LIAR AND INSANE

(sung to the James Taylor song “Fire And Rain”)

One warm July morning they let me know you were gone
Sarah, the eggs you laid put an end to you
I woke up this morning and I wrote down this song
I hope the blogosphere transmits it to you

I’ve seen liars that are insane
I’ve seen money games involving your best friends
I’ve seen phoney lines you’ve spread again and again
But I’m awfully glad that your tenure will end

Won’t it be great when you leave us
And you’re no longer in command
Alaskans should declare a big holiday
Palin you’re shaking and do not understand
We want you to leave and to stay away

Oh, I’ve seen liars that just cause pain
I’ve seen sunny days that you somehow turned to rain
You committed crimes, on that we can depend
But you’ll next work at a bar that you can tend

If we only timed everytime you whined we’d have had so damn much fun
Lord knows when your temper shows you emit a funny sound
Well we’ve hours of time to reminisce and pine of the days of Tweetle-Dumb
Pipe dreams and young pregnant teens, a beauty pageant crown

Oh, I’ve seen ire and much disdain
I’ve seen lack of praise and of respect, without end
I’ve seen wicked times that I never will defend
But I never thought I’d see Sarah Palin reach the bitter end, now

Glad we get to witness your downward trend
They’ll be a few things people will say about this clown, now
Glad to see you, glad to see you boarding that train now…..

Palin’s In A New York State Of Mind

Sarah Palin explains to New York fire fighters how her Bar-B-Que grill ignited her new condo.

Sarah Palin explains to New York fire fighters how her Bar-B-Que grill ignited her new condo.

The Anti-Palin Funny Song Blog Marathon continues all weekend long here at Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off. That’s right, we will post anti-Palin songs and articles at a breathtaking pace for the next 48 hours in an attempt to keep you amused and informed during the final days of the Reign of Sarah Palin.

It is hard to believe that the short-lived but greatly divisive governorship of Sarah Palin is over. Thankfully, we will retain our memories of her hapless hijinks. The next several blog entries and song parodies will commemorate many of the Palin era lowlights. Please check back frequently as new entries will be posted rapidly in an attempt to keep you fully entertained prior to Caribou Barbie’s resignation speech. Also too, please leave a comment or three as they are always appreciated.

The following song parody was inspired by the recent rumor that Sarah Palin will be moving to Long Island, New York. Please enjoy.

Click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

A New York State Of Mind song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm39BzFP2I&feature=related

NEW YORK STATE OF MIND

(sung to the Billy Joel song “New York State of Mind”)

Palin needs to get away, and then stay from her neighborhood
Could go back to Idaho, place of her childhood
A trip to the moon would suit most of us just fine
But she’s in a New York state of mind

She’ll see all the sporting stars and the fancy bars and the limousines
Yet Sarah’s the biggest hick that they’ve ever seen
But Alaska she’s leaving and she ain’t gonna waste no time
She’s in a New York state of mind

She will be funded with SarahPAC pay
Spreading round her venom and wisdomless views
But they will eat her up like sirloin steak
Except of course, by old Fox News

It comes down to reality for the beauty queen that has lost her pride
Sarah can’t you see that you have lost your stride?
A girl without reason, her star no longer shines
She’s in a New York state of mind

(musical interlude)

She will be laughed at every single day
She will probably turn to the Prozac and booze
She’ll learn Long Island was a big mistake
Democrats and liberal Jews

Old New York’s a locality for East Coast royalty, not the first Dude’s wife
She’ll need a pedigree not a Bowie Knife
She will miss hunting season, she’s just not that refined
She’ll learn that New York’s not too kind

She’ll be taking a Greyhound when she squanders her last dime

Next, it’s Georgia on her mind.

Ripley in CT’s Sarah Palin Song

sarah_palin_killed_rudolph_2

The Anti-Palin Funny Song Blog Marathon continues all weekend long here at Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off. That’s right, we will post anti-Palin songs and articles at a breathtaking pace for the next 48 hours in an attempt to keep you amused and informed during the final days of the Reign of Sarah Palin.

It is hard to believe that the short-lived but greatly divisive governorship of Sarah Palin is over. Thankfully, we will retain our memories of her hapless hijinks. The next several blog entries and song parodies will commemorate many of the Palin era lowlights. Please check back frequently as new entries will be posted rapidly in an attempt to keep you fully entertained prior to Caribou Barbie’s resignation speech. Also too, please leave a comment or three as they are always appreciated.

The following song parody was requested by Ripley from CT. Please enjoy.

Click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

2000 Miles song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cekm-dpiTjU

2000 SMILES

(sung to The Pretenders song “2000 Miles”)

She’s gone 2000 smiles
She’s not a star
Her polls are coming down
She’s older day by day
Bid adieu

Alaskans will sing
It’s an early Christmastime

In the frozen and silent nights
In our nightmares she may –  appear
With her glasses and her –  beehive
Sarah’s evil eyes sparkle

Voters are singing
She’s gone for good this time

2000 smiles
From everyone that we know
Her Russian view
Has “gone with the flow”

She’ll go 2000 miles
Let’s light cigars
She’ll take her pageant crown
We’ll still have Tina Fey
Tears are few

I can hear people singing
It’s Christmas in July
I can hear people singing
It’s Christmas in July