Daily Archives: July 23, 2009

Palin: Three Days And Counting

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Just a few days left for Sarah Palin. What will we ever do with all of these funny graphics and songs once she becomes Ms. Irrelevant? Here is an old chestnut which was written back in the days after the election blowout when Barracuda could not manage to stay in Alaska for more than three straight days. Hope you enjoy.

Please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Should I Stay Or Should I Go song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqH21LEmfbQ

SHOULD SHE STAY OR SHOULD  SHE GO

(Sung to The Clash song “Should I Stay or Should I Go”)

(Whoo! – – – Allah!)

Sarah you gotta let us know
Should you stay or should you go?
If you say that you are mine,
You should be in State 49.
I know we have a lot of snow,
But do you really have to go?

Its always me, me, me
Loved your selection for A.G.
Another po-lit-i-cal hack
Beware if you are gay or black
Well come on and let us know
Do you really have to go?

Should she stay or should she go now?
Should she stay or should she go now?
If she goes to Indiana,
Will it next be to Montana?
Don’t we pay you enough dough?

Your poor decisions boggle me
You’re just a lightweight G.O.P.
Pranked that time by fake Sarkozy
Embarrassed by Levi on T.V.
Come on and let us know,
Are you brain-dead or is it show?

(split)

Should she stay or should she go now?
Should she stay or should she go now?
If she goes, future’s in trouble,
And if she stays, laughs will be doubled
We just hope that if she goes…
She takes her best friend “Plumber Joe”

Should she stay or should she go now?
If she goes, future’s in trouble,
And if she stays, laughs will be doubled
We just hope that if she goes
She takes along her “Sixpack Joes”

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Being For The Benefit Of Sarah Palin

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Sarah Palin gives Alaska the kiss-off

Three days and counting. On July 26, 2009 Alaskans will finally be able to proudly declare, “Ladies and Gentlemen, Sarah has left the building.” Which of the lower 49 states she will next call home however, is anyone’s guess. With the new found riches from her book deal and the nearly $ 1,000,000.oo that she swindled out of her SarahPAC supporters, she will be able to relocate to the state of her choice. Odds are however, that she will not consider Massachusetts. Perhaps she will neighbor-up with Joe Sixpack. Where does he live anyway?

Then again, maybe she will be forced to stay in Alaska for awhile. She might have to remain there to defend herself against her most recent ethics violation. An independent investigator has held that Palin’s legal defense fund has violated Alaska law because it constituted “personal gain” to the ex governor. Not to worry though. Even though the defense funds have been frozen, Sarah can simply open a few of those thousands of cash carrying envelopes that she has failed to report as gifts.

Sarah Palin Crazy Quote Of The Day:

“I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we’ve been charged with and automatically throw them out.” –Sarah Palin, referring to a department that does not exist while attempting to explain why as president she wouldn’t be subjected to the same ethics investigations that compelled her to resign as governor of Alaska, ABC News interview, July 7, 2009

Today’s song parody is from the Beatles famous Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band album. Please enjoy.

Remember to click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCiG7xoEb2Y

BEING FOR THE BENEFIT OF SARAH PALIN

(sung to the Beatles song “Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite”)

For the benefit of Sarah P.
They will pay her legal fees for everything
The SarahPAC is always there
Paying debts of Mama Bear. It’s obscene
They think she, of course is “Super Martyr”
A lipsticked pitbull dogshead of desire
Every day they just pay for Sarah, their girl

The celebrated Sarah P.
A governor not long to be, became her fate
The Alaskans will dance and sing
As Sarah P. is vacating. They can’t wait
Tina Fey and they assure the public
Her destruction will be second to none
A divorce without remorse. It was her fault

(musical interlude)

She plans to quit the twenty-sixth
And then she will retrieve those gifts from “Lost and Found”
Then Sarah P. will castigate
All involved with Ethicsgate if they’re around
She’ll leave the state with trepidation
Because of crimes caused by greed and gall
An uptight Sarah P. is taking a fall