Daily Archives: July 21, 2009

Palin Will Be Twit Or Tweeting

Sarah Palin at SarahPac meeting

Sarah Palin at SarahPac meeting

After next week the gloves will be off. On july 26, 2009 Sarah Palin’s tenure as Governor of Alaska will mercifully come to a close. She tells her supporters, however, that she will keep in touch via her new BFF, Twitter. In other words, the twit will be tweeting.

Palin discovered the social networking technique while perusing the internets tubes one day. Since then she has tweeted away messages to her supporters at an alarming rate. Of course her messages are as inarticulate as her speech pattern. Consider these gems:

“Critics are spinning, so hang in there as they feed false info on the right decision made as I enter last yr in office to not run again….”

and

“Grateful Todd left fishing grnds to join me this wkend; but now he’s back slaying salmon & working the kids (at) the site; anxious to join ’em!”

This stuff is priceless. Stay tuned, however, as it is likely to get even better. Palin has recently announced that she will continue to “twit or tweet” with her supporters via her new personal Twitter account. Best of all she states that she is no longer going to be bound by the constraints of political correctness. What’s that you say? Has Palin ever been confined by the constraints of political correctness what with the “pallin’ around with terrorists” speeches and assorted other inane outbursts? Well let’s listen to Sarah explain in her own words, which is always so enlightening and entertaining:

“elected is replaceable;Ak WILL progress! + side benefit=10 dys til less politically correct twitters fly frm my fingertps outside State site,”

Say no more, dear Sarah. No, really, say no more, please.

Remember to click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

The Boys Are Back In Town song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ham6vFy8v2I

THE NOISE IS BACK IN TOWN

(sung to the Thin Lizzy song “The Boys Are Back In Town”)

Guess who just got back today?
That beehived lass that had been away
Hasn’t changed, still too much to say
Oh man, that Palin chick is crazy

People asking if she was around
That really crazy lipsticked hound
She thought she was D.C. bound
Man, that meth high left her hazy

The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
I said
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town

You know that Guv that used to wink a lot?
One time she had a laughable cable TV sports spot
Man, she couldn’t tell a free throw from a slap shot
Ya betcha, idiotic!

And that time over at Wooten’s place
Well Barbie got so pissed that she slapped Michael’s face
Man, the First Dude fell about the place
If Monegan don’t like it, forget him!

The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
I said
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town

The noise is back in town

Spread the word around
Sarah’s back in town

Let’s spread the word around

Friday night we’ll be dressed to thrill
Down at the Mudflats Bar & Grill
If barracuda looks could kill

Man, Caribou would chew us up and spit out

That jukebox in the corner blasting out Lynnrockets songs
She’ll be out of office, it won’t be long
Won’t be long till she’s long gone
Now that the people are on to her

The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
Spread the word around

The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town

The noise is back, the noise is back

The noise is back in town again
Been hangin’ down at Mudflat’s
(Fading)
The noise is back in town again

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