Daily Archives: July 15, 2009

Palin – It’s The Money, Honey!

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Well, isn’t this rich. CNN reports that Sarah Palin’s political action committee, SarahPac has raised over          $ 730,000.00 on her behalf over the last six months. http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

Of that, there is more than $ 450,000.00 on hand with no debts. What will become of this money since Palin resigned from the Governorship of Alaska and has not declared any plans to run for future office? It appears that not only has Palin left the citizens of Alaska high and dry, but she has also duped her contributors out of a lot of cash. Will the money be returned? Will she use it to fund her Tour of the Lower 48 on behalf of other “like minded” candidates? Will she buy more shoes?

She also has a book deal in the works which is reportedly worth seven figures. Maybe Levi Johnston (estranged father of Bristol Palin’s baby) was correct when he stated Monday that Sarah Palin had long pondered leaving political office for the money. Who knew?

Please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along. When the new window opens, please click on the Play Icon Arrow in the upper right hand corner of the new screen.

Rich Girl song link: http://www.last.fm/music/Hall%2B%2526%2BOates/_/Rich+Girl

RICH GIRL

(sung to the Hall & Oates song “Rich Girl”)

You’re a rich girl, up in A-las-ka
And you’re makin’ more money every day
You can rely on the SarahPac money
You can rely on the Sarahpac money
What’s that itch girl? Has it spread too far?
Penicillin won’t make it go away
Pray, Honey that it don’t spread too far
Spread too damn far

And don’t you know, don’t you know
That it’s wrong to preach politics of hate
You’re so far gone, so far gone
Lil’ Miss Caribou you belong in a zoo
Todd should be in there too

‘Cause

You’re a witch girl and you’re no big star
And mascara won’t help you hide your age
You can go on wearing rimless glasses
You can go on wearing rimless glasses
There’s a hitch girl, you’re a has-been now
And the voters are about to turn the page
The pitbull is a pig with lipstick now
Now say “Bow Wow”

Not too bright, a bit insane
It’s so sleazy, to damn others just because they complain
Those little fools and their ethics rules
They just get in your way and impede your payday
They will rue the day, oh…

You’re a bitch girl, and you’ve gone too far
But that defense fund should help to pay your way
You can rely on that SarahPac money
You can rely on that SarahPac money
You’ll be a rich girl with a brand new car
And then you’ll move your family far away
Say money but it won’t get you too far
Say money but it won’t get you too far

Say money but it won’t get you too far
Get you too far

And you say

You can rely on the SarahPac money
You can rely on the SarahPac money
You’re a rich girl, a bitch girl
Oh, you’re a rich bitch girl yeah
Say money but it won’t get you too far
Oh, get ya too far

Sarah Palin Boob Tube Themes – 25

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Sarah Palin and family are movin’ on up. Nuff said.

Click on the song link below because this one is truly fun to sing along with.

The Jeffersons theme song link: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/9176/jeffrsns.au

MOVIN’ ON UP

(sung to the theme of “The Jeffersons”)

Sarah’s movin’ on up
To a double wide
With Todd, the First Dude and kids by her side
Movin’ on up
To a double wide
With Levi and his mom, gettin’ high.

Grindin’ turkeys on TV
Putin’s raising his head
Hey, there’s Senator Stevens
Bristol, get out of his bed
The Palins are now in the big leagues
The last election was hexed
It’s Sarah and Todd and Bristol and Levi,
Piper is sure to be next.

Sarah’s movin’ on up
To that double wide
It’s a deluxe apartment when they’re high
Movin’ on up
To that double wide
I sure wish they’d go there to just hide.