Levi Sports His Johnston

Prototype of Levi Johnston action figure to be released this Christmas season

Prototype of Levi Johnston action figure to be released this Christmas season

The extended Palin Clan is once again doing what it does best. To wit, injecting itself into the spotlight in embarassing fashion. This time it is the Johnston branch of the family that assumes the starring role.

First we have the matriarch of the Family Johnston, the saleslady Sherri Johnston. You remember her don’t you? She is the mother of Levi Johnston (father of Bristol Palin’s baby) who was arrested in December of 2008 for possession with intent to deliver the prescription painkiller oxycodone. Johnston pleaded guilty to one count in Alaska Superior Court according to the Anchorage Daily News. The newspaper also reports that pending official sentencing by the court in November, she has agreed to a five year jail sentence with two years suspended and three years of probation following the jail time. (see full story here). Will she choose the now fashionable orange or traditional pinstriped jumpsuit? Enquiring minds want to know?

Speaking of Levi Johnston, he has found his way on to the tabloid pages this week also, too. US Magazine reveals that Levi says that he may be willing to pose nude if the price is right. Jeesh, this guy will do anything for a little cabbage. When advised that he has become somewhat of a “gay pin-up boy”, Levi responded,  “I think it’s great, man.” (see full story here).

This of course brings us to today’s song parody. Please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Levon by Elton John song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lXOuZgm_eY

(sung to the Elton John song “Levon”)

Levi is just like a circus clown
He just wants to please us
He should be ashamed
If he poses with his boxer shorts pulled down

Levi, Levi wants some money
He wants a lot they say
Spends his days hunting
When he’s not clubbing down in LA

He was born a pauper to his mom on the third of May
Bristol was his chum, she said, “let’s wed”
And they had a son
Tripp E. Johnston is that son today

And we still have Levi
And he is a manly man
And we still have Levi’s
Confrontations with the Palin Clan
And we still have Levi
Showing his full body tan
He shall be Levi

Levi plans to pull his whities down
He hopes his business thrives
He knows the magazines are gay
While claiming that he is not into guys

And Levi, he plans to show his penis
To anyone that will buy
Posing on a sailboat sailing
Sporting those,  hockey player thighs

He’ll be a showstopper not a bum by next Christmas day
First Dude will say, “where’s the support pay?”
And, “where is my gun?”
Levi, son, you’ll never get away

Yet we still have Levi
Sporting his full body tan
And we still have Levi
Pissin’ the Palins –off when he can
And we still have Levi
Spending time in Disney Land
He shall be Levi

And he shall be Levi
With that tattoo on his hand
And he shall be Levi
Avoiding Bristol is his new plan
And he shall be Levi
Posing for a hundred grand
He shall be Levi

Posted on August 22, 2009, in Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin, Songs, Todd Palin and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. Wow, I am stunned! That was genius! Looked at the lyrics of the original and am amazed by the story you’ve woven into that song. And the photo! Loved the birth control pills call out!

    “If you can’t say something nice, come sit next to me.” — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

  2. Should this go here? Poll Slide? The divorce one? You decide.

    If she’s in a mental hospital, how are they gonna explain the Facebook posts?

  3. johnstons have no class. Levi is a bonafide liar who covered up a mentally ill sister and it almost ruined his weak marriage when said sister tried to run off his narcissist wife.

    Bristol remained above the fray and kept on being the class person she is. True, moral Palin.

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