Daily Archives: July 6, 2009

For Palin, Life’s Not Always (Vanity) Fair

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Poor Sarah Palin. It seems the whole world is piling on. This time it is an unflattering article about her in Vanity Fair magazine. We can already hear the Palinbots complaining about that dirty rotten main stream media. As for us here at Lynnrockets Blast-Off, we must admit that we have been waiting for the chance to parody Simon and Garfunkel’s classic, Scarborough Fair. As we have said before, Sarah Palin is the gift that keeps on giving.

Please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Scarborough Fair song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEhAXQ5QQzs

VANITY FAIR

(sung to the Simon and Garfunkel song “Scarborough Fair”)

Palin is featured in Vanity Fair
On each page they describe her crimes
First Dude and she appear quite a pair
They live off Alaska’s state dime

Vanity Fair exposes the dirt
There’s one page just like in High Times
Behind the scenes while they’re at work
All she does is complain and whine

They bought her some clothes for one-hundred grand
She enraged us with her punch-lines
Her teen pregnant daughter always at hand
And she put lipstick on a swine

Palin could not keep her campaign staff together
They kept leaving one at a time
And together they witnessed the stormy weather
On one another, her staff did dine

Sarah is starring in Vanity Fair
On each page they describe her crimes
First Dude and she appear quite a pair
They live off Alaska’s state dime

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