Daily Archives: July 22, 2009

SarahPAC – We Don’t Need No Education

SarahPAC website homepage

SarahPAC website homepage

As everybody has probably heard by now, Sarah Palin’s political action committee known as SarahPAC, has raised nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS (he says with an evil voice and while pointing his pinky to the corner of his mouth). The only surprise there is that $ 200,000.00 of that figure has been raised subsequent to Caribou Barbie’s announcement that she has quit elective office as of July 26, 2009. This means either one of two things. SarahPAC contributors are deaf, dumb and blind and therefore are unaware that she has quit representing her constituents. Or, SarahPAC contributors have full control of their physical senses, but they are so undereducated that they do not realize that they are throwing their money away to a private person that has no representative voice in elective politics. Either way, it does not speak well of the contributors.

It might be interesting to examine the text of the homepage of the SarahPAC website. Here it is, in blue text, starting at the top of the page and working downward:

SARAHPAC (with illustration of map of continental United States and map of Alaska superimposed thereon)

Editor’s note: Does the illustration mean something? If so, what? She holds no office in either the continental United States or in the State of Alaska. Also, too, why is Hawaii missing? Do Sarah and her supporters realize that it is a state?

Welcome to SarahPAC

Sarah Palin’s Official PAC

Editor’s note: Does she have “unofficial” PACs?

Dedicated to building America’s future by quitting our jobs, supporting fresh ideas and candidates who share our vision for reform and innovation also, too.

Editor’s note: “Fresh candidates”? Do they mean fresh like Larry Craig and Mark Sanford?

SarahPAC believes America’s best days (and nights also too) are ahead. Our country, founded on conservative principles (like establishing a strong central government, oops, skip that) and the fight for freedom, must confront the challenges of the 21st century with integrity, innovation (oops, we already used that word in the first paragraph), and determination.

SarahPAC believes energy independence is a cornerstone of the economic security and progress (ooh, Sarah likes that word, “progress”) that every American family wants and deserves.

Editor’s note: Then why is Palin against solar power, wind driven electricity and green industry?

SarahPAC believes the Republican Party is at the threshold of an historic renaissance (we did not want to use a wimpy French word like “renaissance” but we could not come up with another good word like that in English) that will build a better future for all.

Editor’s note: Didn’t Sarah just announce that she was going to campaign on behalf of Democrats and Independents also too?

Health care (so long as there is no reform to the current system), education (in a limited fashion just like Sarah’s), and reform of government (except with regard to health care like we said just above) are among our four, no two, wait a minute, three, yes three goals. Join us today!

Please note: There are many websites claiming to support Sarah Palin and a shitload that oppose her also, too. SarahPAC.com is the ONLY political action committee authorized by Sarah Palin. So, even if you hate her, you should know this.

News Update: Palin Announces No Second Term Read More.

Editor’s note: When you click on the “Read More” prompt a new window opens which says, “Palin Announces No Second Term.”

Visit The Alaska Fund Trust at http://www.the alaska fundtrust.com, the official legal defense fund for Governor Sarah Palin and family because Christ only knows how many more times they are going to get themselves sued.

And now, for your listening pleasure, here is the SarahPAC Anthem.

Remember to click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Another Brick In The Wall part 2 song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Py5aPLG348


(sung to the Pink Floyd song “Another Brick In The Wall Part 2”)

We don’t need no education
We don’t need no brains at all
We read our lessons in the bathroom
Teachers leave our kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave our kids alone!
All in all our Sarah’s just a chick from the mall
All in all she’s just another chick from the mall

We don’t need sex education
We don’t have no sex at all
No big orgasms in the bedroom
Levi leave our kids alone
Hey! Levi! Leave our kids alone!
All in all he’s just another prick with two balls
All in all he’s just another prick with two balls