Daily Archives: July 3, 2009

Scorn On The Fourth Of July (Update: We Won!!!)

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Happy Independence Day to all!

But what’s a holiday without a little patriotic Sarah Palin bashing?

Please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

God Bless America song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26_CSzk3Xw

GOD BLESS SARAH PALIN

(sung to the Kate Smith song “God Bless America”)

God bless Sarah Palin
Queen of the snow
Winking eyed girl
Great divide girl
Good friends with a plumber we all know
Troubles mountin’
Hair that’s scary
Rabid mouth that’s white with foam

God bless Sarah Palin
Alaska’s own

God bless Sarah Palin
Brains, devoid of
Smarts denied her
Let’s hide her
She’s far right, not too bright to speak of
Trouble countin’
Quite contrary
Can’t recite a single poem

God bless Sarah Palin
Alaska’s own

Trouble countin’
Quite contrary
Can’t recite a single poem
God bless Sarah Palin
Alaska’s own
God bless Sarah Palin…
Let’s send her home!

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Sarah Palin A.I.P. (It’s Easy As 1-2-3)

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The bad-news cycle has come full circle again and Sarah Palin is back in the spotlight. CBS News has released a set of email communications from last Fall between then, Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin and McCain chief strategist, Steve Schmidt. At the time, a story was circulating about husband Todd Palin’s membership in the Alaskan Independence Party (hereinafter, “A.I.P.”), a political party with the objective of having the State of Alaska secede from the United States (a treasonous act, mind you). Todd Palin was a card carrying member of the party from 1995 through 2002 and Sarah Palin, in her capacity as Governor of Alaska, gave a welcoming speech to the party’s 2008 convention.

Sarah was having a difficult time portraying Barack Obama as one who “pals around with terrorists” when it began to appear that her husband and maybe even she “were palling around with” a group of treasonists. Consequently, she contacted Schmidt at McCain headquarters and demanded that he quelch the matter by means of a press release. Schmidt refused beacause he did not feel that the story had any real legs at the time and that the press release may focus unwanted attention on the delicate subject.

Palin, as usual, however persisted and said the following in her next email to Schmidt:

“That’s not part of their platform and he was only a ‘member’ bc independent alaskans too often check that ‘Alaska Independent’ box on voter registrations thinking it just means non partisan,” Palin wrote. “He caught his error when changing our address and checked the right box. I still want it fixed.” http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/01/politics/main5128672.shtml

Problem is, she was lying and Schmidt knew it. In truth, the box that Alaskans have the option of checking when registering to vote states the full name of the party, “Alaskan Independence Party,” not “Alaska Independent.” Hence, it is most unlikely that an Alaskan would check that box if he/she wanted to register as, “independent” (unless of course, that person was stupid and then continued his membership for another 7 years). Additionally, her claim that the A.I.P. did not include secession as part of its platform is false. As Schmidt replied to her:

“Secession,” he wrote. “It is their entire reason for existence. A cursory examination of the website shows that the party exists for the purpose of seceding from the union. That is the stated goal on the front page of the web site. Our records indicate that todd was a member for seven years. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/01/politics/main5128672.shtml

Poor Sarah, she can’t help herself. She was born with a silver high heeled shoe in her mouth.

In light of Michael Jackson’s recent demise, we here at Lynnrockets Blast-Off thought it only fitting to use a Jackson 5 song as our parody of the day.

Please remember to click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

ABC song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaE3m6gY1Vw&feature=related

A.I.P.

(sung to the Jackson 5 song “A.B.C.”)

Todd hooked-up with this Party
As a member seven years or more…

It was the A.I.P. for Toddie P….

Secessionists to the core
When word got out to the street, too…

Street too, street too

You got out of, there…
Got out of

Poor Sarah frowned, took some heat
If this story gets out, election defeat

(chorus)

A.I.P.
Easy as …
R.I.P.
Secessionists
Todd’s Party
A.I.P., calling me, Sarah, you and me girl!
A.I.P.
Easy as …

R.I.P.
Secessionists
Todd’s Party
A.I.P., calling me, Sarah, you and me girl!

Come on Sarah Palin, make the First Dude quit!
Come on Barracuda, he’s an idiot!
Your big lipstick smile has turned into a pout!
Moron, moron, moron
The secessionists are all about!

A union of co-equal states
Is the basis of this great country

That’s something you’re not proud of every day, fool

Patriotism’s incomplete
C-C-C-Creatures from a side show

Side show, side show

Want to separate!

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

We need you
In our zoo
Listen to me Sarah, you’ll love it, also too

A.I.P.
Easy as …
R.I.P.
Secessionists
Todd’s Party
A.I.P., calling me, Sarah, you and me girl!
A.I.P.
Easy as …

R.I.P.
Secessionists
Todd’s Party
A.I.P., calling me, Sarah, you and me girl!

Come round, girl!
Todd really loves you!
No!
Shut up, girl!
You’re a bad interview

Fake it, fake it, Palin, join us now!
Fake it, fake it, Palin, ooo oooh!
Fake it, fake it, Palin, huh
A.I.P., Sarah, oo ooh!
A.I.P., Sarah, nah, nah!
A.I.P., Sarah, huh!
Secessionists you and me

A.I.P., it’s sleazy

Soon they’ll be R.I.P.
We’ll be rid of Sarah P.
We hope it’s soon as can be
Alaskans will then be free
She’ll be a bad memory!