Daily Archives: July 11, 2009

Sarah Palin – Foot In Mouth Disease

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We are still on vacation in the great state of Maine. So, this is an older article that was not posted at the time it was written. We will be back soon and at that time we will post more frequent and topical articles. Thanks for the patience.

Well, Little Miss Sunshine has done it again. To paraphrase Ann Richards at the 1988 Democratic Convention, “Poor Sarah can’t help herself. She was born with a silver stilleto in her mouth.”

Just two mere weeks after Palin feigned outrage at David Letterman over on-air jokes about her and family, she has now made a joke about Massachusetts Senator John Kerry in which she makes fun of his personal appearance. The punchline of said joke is, “Why the long face, John?” The even more ironic anecdote however, is that Palin was too stupid to realize that she took the punchline from David Letterman himself. Consequently, she has now plagiarized the person that she just castigated and will probably boost his ratings once again.

Also, by making fun of the physical features of Kerry, she has now opened the door to disparaging remarks about her own body. So, without further delay, the next Palin song parody is entitled, “Four Eyed Girl.”

Remember to click on the song link below to have more fun singing along. Please note that when the new window opens, you must click on the “play” icon at the right of the screen.

Brown Eyed Girl song link: http://www.last.fm/music/Van+Morrison/_/Brown+Eyed+Girl

FOUR EYED GIRL

(sung to the Van Morrison song “Brown Eyed Girl”)

Hey where did she go,
Days when the snow came
Way down in Juneau,
Playin’ the blame game,
Winkin’ and a blinkin’, hey, hey
Oil should be a pumpin’

With those rimless glasses on and
Sarah campaign stumpin’, oh,
My four eyed girl,
You, my four eyed girl.

Whatever happened
To Wooten and Stambaugh
Did they not toe the line
Forcing Sarah to let them go
Standing in her office laughing,
Hiring her old friends from school
Fibbin’ and a lying

Playin’ citizens as fools, were you
My four eyed girl
You, my four eyed girl

Do you remember when she used to sing…
Ya Betcha, Ya Betcha, Ya Betcha, Ya Betcha, Ya
Just like that
Ya Betcha, Ya Betcha, Ya Betcha, Ya Betcha, Ya
La Ti Da

She has lots of legal bills
And they make her whine and moan
She’ll be turnin’ to booze and pills
Unless she gets a loan
Someone’s gotta help her, Lord

Could it be the good Ol’ SarahPac
Defense fund could save her ass
And fill her wallet too, oh you
My four eyed girl
You, my four eyed girl

Do you remember when she used to sing…
Ya Betcha, Ya Betcha, Ya Betcha, Ya Betcha, Ya
Ya Betcha, Ya Betcha, Ya Betcha, Ya Betcha, Ya
Sha la la la la la la la la la…

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Sarah Palin Boob Tube Themes – 23

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This one is a bit off color, but still, the Partridge Family theme is a lot of fun.

Click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

The Partridge Family theme song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZOcbnihO9A

THE PALIN FAMILY

(sung to the theme of “The Partridge Family”)

Hello world here’s the lifestyle we’re living,
C’mon get happy?
The Palins and the McCains got into some swinging,
He’s like Grandpappy.

Five of us and mom working all day,
We knew we could help her brush up on her foreplay.
Bristol got Levi to sell us a bong,
And it really came together when Wooten came along.

C’mon down and see what we’re slinging,
But make it snappy
A whole lot of lovin’ is what we’ll be bringin’
We’ll make you happy!
We’ll make you happy!
We’ll make you happy!