Daily Archives: July 12, 2009

Sarah Palin Boob Tube Themes – 24

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Here she is, Sarah Palin the almighty mouse.

Click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Mighty Mouse theme song link: http://www.televisiontunes.com/Mighty_Mouse.html

ALMIGHTY MOUSE

(sung to the TV theme of “Mighty Mouse”)

The legislature never hangs around
When they hear Sarah Palin’s sound…

“Here I come to save the day!”
That means that something else is on Ebay

If your favorite drink is Miller Lite
Sarah P. will fight your fight

With Todd they are a twin bill
Their fav’rite war-cry is, “Drill Baby Drill!”

She kills endangered species
She hates polar bears
That’s the scent of turkey feces…
In her hair!

(In her hair!)
(On her clothes!)
(On her breath!)
(In her lair!)

We’re not worryin’ at all
We’re just listenin’ for her call

“Here I come to save the day!”
Please God, this time let it be Tina Fey!

Sunday Morning Coffee (or Tea) – 5

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Still on vacation and until the time that we return and can devote some time to compose a song about Levi Johnston’s latest Sarah Palin gold-digging accusation, you will be forced to sing along to a catchy tune about our favorite superfreaks. Please enjoy and give a second listen to dance along with.

Please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Super Freak song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkrE2cjmqD4

SUPER FREAK

(sung to the Rick James song “Super Freak”)

She’s a very kinky girl
The kind that acts just like her mother
Bristol and Sarah never let you down
When its unwed pregnancy, ow girl
She needs a firm reprimand
A little family planning also
Sarah models for Arctic Cat in the night time

Bristol shills for Candies

(refrain)
Palin girls are pretty wild now
(They are super freaks)
The kind of girls you read about
(In Red State magazines)
Palin girls are pretty kinky
(They are super freaks)

They love those rimless glasses
(And monkeys on their feet)
They’re all right, They’re all right
Those gals really like to tweet, yeah

Heh Heh Heh Hey

They are super freaks. Super freaks. They’re super freaky, yow
(everybody sing)
Super freaks. Super freaks.

They are “family values” girls
(That’s what they want you to know)
From their beehives to their toenails
(Candies on their feet)
And they love to preach of abstinence and pro-life
It seems a bit obscene
(Seein’ who it’s coming from)

Do what we say not what we do
Is the lesson that they’re teachin’
When they partake in the incense, wine and candles
It’s not a Holy scene

(refrain)
Palin girls are pretty wild now
(They are super freaks)
The kind of girls you read about
(In Red State magazines)
Palin girls are pretty kinky
(They are super freaks)

They love those rimless glasses
(And monkeys on their feet)
They’re all right, They’re all right
Those gals really like to tweet, yeah

Heh Heh Heh Hey

They are super freaks. Super freaks. They’re super freaky, yow
(Temptations sing) (Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo)
Super freaks. Super freaks. Those girls are super freaks
(Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo)

They are crazy right wing girls
The kind you don’t take home to mother
They will never practice what they preach
Once you get them off the street

Blow, Danny