Sarah Palin Believes That “Rogue” Is In Vogue

The publisher astutely rejected this early version of Palin's memoir.

The publisher astutely rejected this early version of Palin's memoir.

We all know of Sarah Palin’s lucrative book deal with HarperCollins (owned, not surprisingly by Rupert Murdoch) in which she will counter all those nasty rumors circulated by the “Gotcha Media.” We have also, too, just learned that the release date for the tome has been moved up from Spring 2010 to November 17, 2009. She needs the money sooner because her handler, Meg Stapleton screwed up the negotiations for last week’s Hong Kong speaking debut by inadvertently agreeing that Palin would be compensated in Chinese Renminbis rather than U.S. Dollars.

Nonetheless, Sarah “Word Salad” Palin will finally get the opportunity to put that journalism degree to work. When you consider her memorable interviews with Couric and Gibson, however, we can understand why she required the assistance of a (hopefully, literate) ghostwriter. Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off predicts that her book will have the shelf life of O.J. Simpson’s “If I Did It.

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the song parody.

Paperback Writer song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwap79uy1G8

PAPERBACK WRITER

(sung to the Beatles song “Paperback Writer”)

Paperback writer (paperback writer)

Dear Rush and Coulter, will you read my tome?
It took a year to write in my Wasilla home
It’s based on the life of a political hack
And I take a few shots at old Johnny Mac as a paperback writer,
Paperback writer

A book of topics that I want a say on,
Which I wrote with finger-paints and a crayon.
It was edited by Todd the school drop-out,
He can’t read too well but he wants to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer

Paperback writer (paperback writer)

It’s got twenty pages give or take a few,
And it has some pictures that Piper drew.
I threw in an old joke that Bristol once told
It’s a real page turner and I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer

My new book will appeal to those on the right
And everyone that is straight, racist and white.
Bill O’Reilly will love it, please have no fear,
I sure needed a boost and now I can be a paperback writer.
Paperback writer

Paperback writer (paperback writer)

Paperback writer – paperback writer
Paperback writer – paperback writer
(fading)

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Posted on September 28, 2009, in Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. The book cover and intro is CLASSIC! Song parody is excellent, also, too. Well done!

  2. “How I became the country’s foremost energy expert”

    Palin doesn’t have much of a biography: McCain picks a nobody as his running mate, and then loses.

    Who’s going to purchase huge quantities of the book, in order to hype it into the best seller lists (for a couple of weeks, before it’s relegated to the remainder bins)?

    Bill Kristol, get your wallet out!

  3. Funny Wonkette comments; i had to share:

    The correct title of Palin’s book is actually Going Rouge: An American Wife.
    I think it’s going to focus on her time spent moonlighting at the Buck-Nekkid Beaver Barn Bar & Buffet, back when she and Todd first hooked-up, and PAC money was but a starburst in her wandering eye.
    ========
    Does it still count as ghostwritting if it is written via random word generator?
    ========
    So her book is premature and below average — couldn’t’a seen that coming.
    ========
    Why didn’t they go with Sarah’s original choice of book title:
    “I, Also Me”
    ========
    “Pulling Out Early: Advice for Governors and Pre-teens.”
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    Going Vogue: How I Used Corporate Bribes, Funneled through the Republican Party, to End My Addiction to Second-hand Clothing Stores. Also.

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