Daily Archives: September 9, 2009

Glenn Beck Boards The Koo-Koo Train To Crazyville

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Another 13 sponsors have abandoned Glenn Beck’s train-wreck of a program on Fox News since last week. The total now stands at 57 advertisers fleeing the ship. More are sure to follow. Additionally, since he has returned from his forced vacation he seems to be even more unhinged than he was when he called President Obama “a racist” and said that “he has a deep seated hatred of white people.” And that my friends, was pretty unhinged.

Consider some of Beck’s latest right wing conspiracy theories:

1.)  Beck claims Obama’s “civilian national security force” is “what Hitler did with the SS,” “what Saddam Hussein” did. Beck also says Obama wants us all to work for ACORN or Americorps and

2.)  Beck says health care reform is designed as a system of backdoor reparations for slavery

Glenn Beck is a whack job of the highest order. When will Fox finally and mercifully pull the plug?

Last Train To Clarksville song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXXaBu1Ing


(sung to the Monkees song “Last train to Clarksville”)

Take the last train to Nutsville
Beck will meet you at the station
You can be there by four-thirty
Cuz Fox made your reservation
The Beck Show, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!

Glenn lost his mind without warning
And it won’t be back again
Glenn Beck’s facing stormy weather
And it’s causing quite a strain
So, he must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no
He might have a lobotomy on his dome.

Take the last train to Nutsville
Glenn Beck is their famous patient
If he’s not crying he’ll blow some kisses
But don’t attempt conversation
Oh… oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!

Take the last train to Nutsville
That’s where Glenn Beck now calls home
We can’t hear him making noisy
Conversation all alone
He’s feelin’ low. Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don’t think that Glenn’s ever coming home.

Take the last train to Nutsville
Take the last train to Nutsville
(repeat and fade)