Ann Coulter Is A Wild And Crazy Guy

Coulter appearing on Fox News' Hannity program.

Coulter appearing on Fox News' Geraldo Rivera program.

That guy, Ann Coulter is up to his old tricks again. Of all the guys out there, Coulter is one of the most acerbic, racist, homophobic right-wing pundits. This weekend while appearing on Geraldo Rivera’s program, Coulter once again entered the world of absurdity. When asked by Rivera if he thought that some of the more hateful extremists appearing at the conservative Tea-Bagger rallies were inciting hatred and violence by, among other things, displaying posters which depict President Barack Obama as Hitler, he responded in the negative. In fact, Coulter went on to assert that the people carrying the Hitler signs were not Tea-Baggers at all, but were in fact “liberal agitators” that go to the protests to make the Tea-Baggers look bad. This Coulter guy is simply out of his mind.

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(sung to the Kinks song “Lola”)

I saw her once last week on the Fox network
Where the hosts are lame and the guests are worse like Ann Coulter
She is a revolter
A big Adam’s Apple and masculine hands
She has the curves of a flagpole and a set of big huge molars
M-o-l-a molars mo-mo-mo-mo molars

Well I’m not the world’s most perceptive bloke
But she is a lady that I wouldn’t dare poke
That Ann Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walks like a woman but looks like a man
That Ann Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter

Well she sat right next to Hannity
And then was on Bill O’Reilly
They saw mascara on her eyes so blue
But I swear those guys didn’t have a damn clue
Well I don’t know if they are into men
But the next night on Fox she was on there again that Ann Coulter
Co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter
Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter

I changed the station
I then turned back to Fox
Then I was convinced she was a he

Well I don’t know what ol Rush Limbaugh thinks
But I like women when they don’t have dinks like Ann Coulter’s
Co-co-co-co Coulter’s
She says that her wisdom sells her books
It’s gotta be somethin’ cuz it ain’t her good looks that Ann Coulter
Co-co-co-co Coulter

I took a closer look at Hannity
Now I’m not really so sure that he’s not a she
But this might be the Republican way
A sex change is good cuz then you’re not gay

Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man
But I’m never gonna take it right up the can
From no Mann Coulter
Co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter
Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter


Posted on September 28, 2009, in Ann Coulter, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

    (Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen)

    Is this the really political life-
    Is this just a banana democracy-
    Caught in a November landslide-
    Now no escape from reality-
    Open your eyes
    Look out to the town hall crowds and see-
    Im just a poor President,i need no sympathy-
    Because I’m easy come,easy go,
    Polls a little high,little low,
    Anyway the political wind blows,doesnt really matter to me,
    To me

    Obama, they’ll kill the Healthcare plan,
    Wall Street’s pulled its money gun now bank reform is good as dead,
    You’d better pull the trigger, before your green action plan turns red,
    Obama, we all thought change had just begun,
    But now its almost gone and you’ve thrown it all away-
    Obaama ooo,
    Didnt mean to make you cry-
    If your numbers don’t come back again this time tomorrow-
    Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-

    Too late, Washington’s judgement time has come,
    Spending rivers but can’t raise a dime-
    Budgets aching all the time,
    Goodbye everybody-those Capital hill idiots got to go-
    Gotta kick their sorry behinds and let them face the truth-
    Obama ooo- (any way the Political wind blows)
    If you dont want your legacy to die,
    We all wish you’d kick some political ass sky high-

    I see a little silhouetto of an angry man,
    Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh will you do the fandango-
    Red necks and Neocon Talibans-very very frightening me-
    Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin
    Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin
    Alaskan trailor trash queen-magnifico-
    I’m just a dumb Alaskan gal but all the right wing morons love me-
    She’s just a dumb Alaskan gal who runs a dysfunctional red neck family-
    Spare all our lives from this beehived Republican monstrosity-
    Easy come please easy go-, will she let it go-
    Dick Cheney!: no-,we will not let her go-let her go-
    Glen Beck!: no- we will not let her go-let her go
    John McCain! Hey, I did not let her go-but everyone let me go
    Will not let her go-let her go
    Will not let her go let her go
    Oh no,no,no,no,no,no,no-

    Obama mia,Obama mia, Obama mia get up and go go go-
    Obama has a Neocon devil to put aside for we,for we,for we-

    So you think you can elect me and then spit in my eye-
    So you think you can love me but leave my legislative agenda to die-
    Oh baby-cant do this to me baby-
    We just gotta get out-just gotta get right out there-

    Yes we can can can

    Nothing else really matters,
    Anyone can see,
    Nothing else really matters-, nothing else really matters to me,

    Any way the Political wind blows….

  2. It ain’t easy

    That winking, illiterate Alaskan rube has really opened up the floodgates! If it isn’t the trashy teabaggers and dumbass plumbers, it’s the “not ready for prime time” fornicators and hecklers.

    Beck, that sobbing psycho, has been hogging the spotlight- Limbaugh can hardly keep up. Even McCain’s daughter is in on the action!

    What does a not so nice, seemingly WASPY gal, have to do to get some attention?

  3. Would you care to add me to your blog roll, and I’ll do same for you. I like your blog by the way.


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