Palin Plummets In Polls (Again)

Once again the question is, “How low can she go”? The most recent NBC News/Wall Street Journal survey reveals that Sarah Palin’s unfavorable rating has hit an all time high for that particular polling group. As of last Wednesday, 53 percent of all Americans say they hold a negative or very negative view of the ex-quitting former half-term Governor of Alaska. To add insult to injury, only 25 percent view Caribou Barbie favorably. That 25 percent figure is tied with Republican George W. Bush and 1 point behind Republican Richard Nixon for the worst numbers ever. She has already surpassed Democrat Jimmy Carter’s worst number which was 28 percent. In earlier polls conducted by the same group last December and one year ago, the unfavorable rating was 50 percent and 45 percent respectively. This is not a hopeful trend for someone considering a run for the presidency.

Palin received even worse numbers still in a poll released last month by Bloomberg. That poll revealed that the palm-note scribbling maverick is viewed unfavorably by 60 percent of American adults. That number is higher than the worst numbers ever recorded by even Nanvy Pelosi. Ouch, that is going to leave a very noticeable mark!

Even the Tea Partiers are running away from their former darling. Sarah Palin is now ranked a lowly fourth by the Tea Baggers. She trails Donald Trump, Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee respectively in garnering support from the colonial era attired crowd. About the only supporters she has left are the First Dude’s snow-machine team and even that may be in jeopardy if the National Enquirer‘s previous rumors of a marital split prove to be true.

It now seems more obvious than ever that Sarah Palin’s 15 minutes of fame have expired. She lost her 2008 run for the Vice Presidency. She quit only halfway through her term as Governor of Alaska. Her unreality television show was canceled and now her supporters are fleeing the Good Ship Palin like rats from a sinking garbage barge. Sarah, we hardly knew ye!

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s always popular song parody.

Rawhide song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldkxqiosXYY

POLL-SLIDE

(sung to the TV theme of, “Rawhide”)

Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Poll Slide

Keep movin’, movin’, movin’
People disapprovin’
Sarah’s not improvin’, Poll-Slide!
She cannot understand ‘em,
She hopes results are random,
Soon she’ll be in a double-wide.
There’s no way of definin’
Just why the polls declinin’, declinin’ like a massive
Landslide.

Headin’ down, movin’ fast,
Losin’ ground, ship her out,
Headin’ down, movin’ fast
Poll-Slide!
Kick her out,  shoot her down,
Send her home, push her out,
Kick her butt, fallin’ fast
Poll-Slide!

Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Her eyeballs are ballin’
How come no-one’s callin’?
Poll-Slide!
It looks like stormy weather
And she’s light like a feather
She’ll be swept under by the tide.
She’ll be unemployed soon,
A wolf killin’ buffoon,
And all this resultin’ from her lies

Headin’ down, movin’ fast,
Losin’ ground, ship her out,
Headin’ down, movin’ fast
Poll-Slide!
Kick her out,  shoot her down,
Send her home, push her out,
Kick her butt, fallin’ fast
Poll-Slide!

Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Poll Slide