Donald Trump Is Dumb As A Stump

Trump is as crazy as he looks!

Each passing day Donald Trump appears to be inching closer to announcing that he will run as a Republican candidate in 2012 for the office of President of the United States. It only makes sense inasmuch as the potential field of GOP candidates is already chock-full of certified lunatics like Sarah “Queen of Quit” Palin, Michele “Light-Bulb Loving” Bachmann, Rick “Man on Dog” Santorum, Haley “Boss Hog” Barbour, Newt “Resign in Disgrace” Gingrich and Rudy “A Noun, A Verb and 9/11″ Giuliani. Adding Donald Trump to the mix is akin to stuffing an extra clown in the Volkswagen Beetle at the circus. Entertaining, yet harmless fun for the viewing audience.

The Donald announced that he will be headed to Iowa in June. While there, he will headline the state Republican Party’s annual Lincoln Dinner in Des Moines. Iowa of course, plays an important role in the presidential election because its caucuses are the first in the nation. Trump has also declared that he will speak in New Hampshire in June. That state is also considered to be critically important to any presidential candidate because it holds the nation’s first primary election. It should also be noted that Trump spoke at February’s CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) which is a “who’s who” of potential GOP presidential candidates. Trump maintains that he will formally announce his presidential intentions in June.

Donald Trump is a perfect fit for the Republican nomination because he shares so many traits with other Republican politicians. The thrice married “family values” Trump is a serial philanderer like Rudy Giuliani and Newt Gingrich. He is a reality television series host like Sarah Palin. The former enthusiastic proponent of universal health care has now flip-flopped on the issue just like Mitt “Personal Mandates are Good” Romney. He is employed by Fox News along with Palin and Huckabee (and recently, Bolton and Santorum). Trump is also a “Birther” like Michele Bachmann, who doubts that President Barack Obama was born in the United States. When you consider that The Donald has also filed for bankruptcy on at least 4 occasions, it begs the question, “who would be more suited to lead our nation out of the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression?”

This week Trump has doubled-down on his “Birther” allegation. CNN reports that Trump is so doubtful of President Obama’s birthplace that he has “sent a team of his own investigators to Hawaii in hopes of getting to the bottom of the issue”. In an interview with NBC he said that his investigators might uncover “one of the greatest cons in the history of politics and beyond.” He added, “I have people that have been studying it and they cannot believe what they’re finding.”

CNN counters however, that in “2008, the Obama campaign produced a certification of live birth that reports his birthplace as Honolulu, Hawaii – a document the Hawaii government says is official evidence of his birth in the state. Among other evidence of Obama’s birth there is the fact the hospital where he was born took out ads in two Hawaiian newspapers in 1961 announcing the birth, while current Gov. Neil Abercrombie says he knew Obama’s family and remembers his birth.”

In the NBC interview, Trump also claims that he is more serious than ever about running for president, but he will not make a decision until this season of his reality television program “Celebrity Apprentice” is finished. How is that for arranging one’s priorities? Trump’s television show takes precedence over his decision to lead the most influential nation on earth! He is just the sort of person that I would want in control of that famous “red button”.

So, buy a box of popcorn and a horn of cotton candy, take your seat and enjoy this election cycle’s version of the Republican Bros. Flying Presidential Circus.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody. Enjoy!

Big Bad John song link:


(sung to the Johnny Cash song “Big Bad John”)

Dumb Don
Dumb Don

Every Tuesday at nine, you will see him arrive
He stands 6 foot 5, weighs 289
A reality show host who’s not very hip
He fires contestants if they should give him any lip, he’s Dumb Don

Dumb Don
Dumb Don
Big Dumb Don
Dumb Don

He wears a toupee atop his big dome
Donald Trump acts like a clown, still he seeks the throne
A dim-witted putz, he’s not a bright guy
Claims he robbed Quadafi but that’s a lie – Dumb Don
The nit-wit hails from the borough called Queens
And he has managed to file too many bankruptcies
Filed so many you can’t count them on one hand
Yet Trump still thinks he’ll lead the country to the promised land – Dumb Don

Dumb Don
Dumb Don
Big Dumb Don
Dumb Don

Head made of clay and he loses every dime
He owned a football team that lost all the time
Built a casino, it did not last
Then the taxpayers bailed out his sorry ass – Dumb Don
Through the dust and the smoke as his empire fell
Crawled this maggot of a man that will soon rot in hell
Called a willing banker and he begged for a loan
But when asked for collateral he said “it’s all been blown” – Dumb Don

Dumb Don
Dumb Don
Big Dumb Don
Dumb Don

And now Donald Trump thinks that the Lord up above
Will stroke his election dreams with a velvet glove
Yet little does he know that he can’t be saved
Donald’s campaign is headed to the grave – Dumb Don
Don Trump won’t earn his seat in DC Town
Let’s all watch his big smile turn to a frown
And as The Donald learns life is unkind
All of us just knew it was the end of the line, for Dumb Don

Dumb Don
Dumb Don
Big Dumb Don
Dumb Don

Let’s hope that we are done with this worthless twit
Even Tea-Baggers know Trump’s an idiot
If only the future could be planned
We would love to say, “You’re Fired!” to this shell of a man – Dumb Don

Dumb Don
Dumb Don
Big Dumb Don
Dumb Don

Posted on April 12, 2011, in Donald Trump, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.

  1. Excellent! And he didn’t make his money–he inherited it, and blew it, and blew it, and blew it. Even with a leg up on most everyone else, he couldn’t hang–except himself.

    The Art of What Deal? Fools, please.

  2. The GOP is full of clowns. They need more than a VW bug to contain them.

  3. Celebrity Apprentice

  4. Birtherism

    “Palin, the Press, and the Fake Pregnancy Rumor: Did a Spiral of Silence Shut Down the Story?”

  5. The GOP obviously didn’t learn its lesson with Palin. That’s why they have as their new flavor of the month anothe idiot, namely Donald Trump. While the GOP is largely responsible for spawning these losers, I also blame the media for irresponsibly giving these fools a platform. Whether Trump runs or not, he is also contributing to the toxicity of public discourse by continuing to spew this hateful nonsense about the birther issue. Sarah Palin may no longer be preeminent, but she has been instrumental in creating a situation in which ignorance is elevated over intelligence.

  6. Big Bad John was by Jimmy Dean not Johnny Cash.I don’t believe Cash ever recrded the song eitherI’m not being critical here just trying to keep the record straight.

  7. Ya know for family values party how many marriages are there between Gingrich, Guiliani and big dumb Don?
    They sure don’t practice what they demand the rest of us do and their electorate doesn’t seem to mind that they don’t abide by the 10 commandments

  8. When I lived in Birmingham, England, in the 1970s the word “trump” was West Midlands slang for “fart”. Coincidence?

  9. All of this non-sense is designed to keep Obama in office in order to give conservatives everything they want while giving democrats (and a black president) the blame…more war, more bailouts, more torture, more treasure and American lives in support of Israel, more stripping of entitlements, more corporate welfare, more socialization of cost, debt, loss while privatizing the profit, more public funding of religion, more sabotage of public education, more destruction of unions, more illegal immigration, more lowering of wages, more interest free loans to banks (foriegn and domestic), more offshoring of jobs and investment (mostly funded by taxdollars). Obama was groomed and hired to put an end to liberalism in America and usher in a permanent conservative takeover in America in direct opposition to public desire.

  10. James M. Martin

    The Donald is not dumb: he has made a lost millions. Of course, anyone can be a millionaire. All it takes is the o’erweening desire to be rich and the willingness to f&%k anyone who gets in your way.

  1. Pingback: Mike’s Blog Round Up | Sinting Link

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: