The Palin Family: They’re Creepy And Their Kooky !!!

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Just so you didn't think they were dressed for Halloween.

Please accept an apology for today’s late post, but Lynnrockets and crew had another smashing Halloween party last night. Photos may be posted a little later. Don’t know how many more of these we can take. Enough about us however, let’s get to the Palins!

There are a few timely news bites about Alaska’s version of the Munsters that should see the light of day. First, Britain’s The Guardian reports that Levi Johnston plans on taking the Palin’s to court in a custody battle so that he can see his son, Sarah Palin’s grandson. he says,

I’m up to the point where I can’t see my kid again, I’m done. I’m sure we’ll end up in court. We’re definitely going to court.

Wouldn’t you just love to see Sarah Palin subjected to deposition testimony under oath? What juicy tidbits would be divulged? keep your collective fingers crossed.

In other Miss Quittypants news, as expected, Sarah Palin has backed out of her speaking engagement in Iowa. The Iowa Family Policy Center has announced that Palin is too busy with her book tour to attend their event. We suspect that the real reason for her cancellation is the backlash unleashed by the disclosure of her requested speaking fee of $ 100,000.00. Once again, the Palin bunch has completely screwed up a potential public appearance. Someone should start keeping track of all of her scheduling snafus. any volunteers?

Please have a scary, fun and safe All Hallow’s Eve !!!

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along to this Halloween inspired song parody.

Theme song to the 1960’s television sit-com, The Addams Family: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVRX_5tGOlo

THE PALIN FAMILY

(sung to the theme of “The Addams Family”)

Their creepy and their brain-dead
Ingested way too much lead
Kids born before they were wed,
The Palin Family

Her dialect is grating
Her beehive irritating
Daughters always mating
The Palin Family

(Wink)
(Blink)
(Missing Link)

So put your muckluks on now
And join their nightly pow-wow
It’s certainly not highbrow
The Palin Family.

Posted on October 31, 2009, in Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Happy Halloween from my two furry, purry, green-eyed kiddies. Thank goodness they’ll never look like the above photo.

  2. Have a safe Halloween (brush your teeth)

    Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network warned Christians to forgo celebrating Halloween because of its evilness: most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

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