Daily Archives: August 17, 2009

The Palin Posse Parties Like It’s 1999!!!

Sarah Palin interviewing for slutty flight attendant position

Sarah Palin interviewing for slutty flight attendant position

The Palin Posse has pushed its way into the papers again. just when you thought it was safe to read the news again, you learn that Levi Johnston and Willow Palin are making headlines. It makes us Lower 48ers (why aren’t we Lower 49ers by the way?) wonder if the Palin extended family was always this public about things (with the exception of quasi-public/private emails that is).

Today we learned via a photograph published by the tabloid The Star, that 15 year old Willow Palin enjoys to quench her thirst with an Absolut and Mountain Dew. We also learned via US Magazine, that Levi Johnston is willing to pose nude if the price is right. Do these Palin attention seekers have no shame?

Today’s song parody harkens back to the days of David Letterman and Sarah Palin’s “slutty flight attendant” look.

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Slit Skirts song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0C-8hyn4TI&feature=fvw

SLIT SKIRTS

(sung to the Pete Townsend song “Slit Skirts”)

She is just forty-five years old and she is still wandering in a haze
It’s no wondering why everyone I meet is laughing about those Palin days

I don’t know why she thought she should have some kind of divine right to the news
It’s apathy not cheers that she needs when she voices her warped views

Her incense burned away and her stench began to rise
And Sarah is so strange with those fetching wink-blinking eyes

The mis-haps of her children make her blood begin to boil
The hat atop her beehive should be covered with tinfoil
She had to quit Alaska cause of bridges that she burned
From all this you’d imagine that there must be something learned

Slit skirts, Palin always wears those slit skirts
Clothes that are so tight that it hurts
Can’t pretend that growing older never hurts

Scream rants, Sarah’s tweeting out her scream rants
It’s really about time for a new dance
If she wants to buy voter romance

Slit skirts, slit skirts
Slutty flight attendant look slit skirts, slit skirts
Her beehive hair and those slit skirts, slit skirts
High heels that are red and those slit skirts

Romance, romance is Sarah thinking of romance?
She’s like a stripper doing a pole dance
She may as well peel her pants

Let me tell you some more about herself, you know she’s starting to roam just now
Her days as governor are long passed and there’s no need for her to hang around
She’s number one on the drone team and still says, “Drill Baby Drill”
A silent voice in her broken heart knows her dreams will go unfilled

Just guess who will her next husband be, and will he be like HIM?
Will Sarah P. start to work off her frustrations in the gym?

Recriminations fester and the past can never change
And Palin’s expectations run from odd to outright strange

A careless and untrained mother and her best friend Meg
Put their brains together and it looks like scrambled eggs

Slit skirts, Palin always wears those slit skirts
Clothes that are so tight that it hurts
Can’t pretend that growing older never hurts

Scream rants, Sarah’s tweeting out her scream rants
It’s really about time for a new dance
If she wants to buy voter romance

Slit skirts, slit skirts
Slutty flight attendant look slit skirts, slit skirts
Her beehive hair and those slit skirts, slit skirts
High heels that are red and those slit skirts

Slit skirts, slit skirts
Palin’s always wearing those slit skirts, slit skirts
Practically bare in those slit skirts, slit skirts
She looks obscene in those slit skirts

Romance, romance is Sarah thinking of romance?
She’s like a stripper doing a pole dance
She may as well peel her pants

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