Daily Archives: August 11, 2009

Fox On The Run

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The Crazy News Network just keeps getting crazier. Glenn Beck and Michelle Malkin are now telling conservatives to lay down their lives, if necessary to defeat health care reform. Lay down their lives? What is this, some kind of World War III? Fox News and it’s hosts and contributors are Koo-Koo for Cocoa Puffs.

As the result of some business obligations, we must be headed off to the coast of Maine and then Cape Cod for the next few days. We will try to post regularly, but if we cannot do so, please be patient with us for a few days.

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along to this 1970′s hit song parody.

Fox On The Run song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w

FOX ON THE RUN

(sung to the Sweet song “Fox On The Run”)

Why is that network insane
No one there has a brain
So easy to abhor
Each day they add a new pretty face
But they’re losing in the gene pool race
They speak like sidewalk whores

Fox on the run
They scream and everybody starts a-running
Beck, Britt Hume and big Bill O’Reilly
Fox is on the run
F-foxy, Fox is on the run. They’ll fade away.

Koo-Koo, that is the Fox network brand
As “fair and balanced” as DisneyLand
So easy to ignore
News, that is so God damned lame
Should hide their heads in shame
And show their hosts the door

Fox on the run
They scream and everybody starts a-running
Beck, Britt Hume and big Bill O’Reilly
Fox is on the run
F-foxy, Fox is on the run. They’ll fade away.

(musical interlude)

F-foxy, Fox is on the run
They scream and think that we’re having fun
Take a run and hide yourself away
Fox is on the run
F-foxy, Fox is on the run. They’ll fade away.

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