Polls Promise Palin Pummeling

Sarah Palin has been saying that she will publicly announce her decision as to whether or not she will seek the U.S. Presidency by the end of September. Fortunately for us, we will not have to wait that long. The American people have pre-empted Palin and made the decision for her. Sarah Palin is being told loudly and clearly not to run for the nation’s highest office.

On Monday we learned that a whopping 90% of Republicans will not support a Sarah Palin bid for the Presidency. Yes, you read that correctly, 90% of Republicans will not support her. The most recent CNN poll released on that day reveals this fact. Most surprising however, is that there are 10% of Republicans who would support the former ex-quitting half-term Governor of Alaska. What are they smoking?

This bad news for Caribou Barbie follows upon the most recent Pew Research Center Poll released August 25th reveals that 41% of Republicans and Republican-leaning voters say there is “no chance” they would vote for Sarah Palin in a Presidential race. That is the second highest rejection rate of any Republican candidate, exceeded only by Newt Gingrich. That poll also revealed that 67% of all voters would not consider Sarah Palin for President.

Additionally, the most recent Gallup Survey released August 24th reveals that in a race that includes all the current candidates, plus Palin and Rudy Giuliani, the former Alaska governor would draw only 11 percent of the vote.

Finally, the most recent Public Policy Polling survey released August 23rd and  conducted in Iowa (where Palin has been spending a lot of time lately) reveals that she is in a lowly 5th place among GOP candidates.

Regardless of what Sarah Palin announces in September, it is now evident that only comedians, progressive bloggers and president Barack Obama want her to seek the Presidency.

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the song parody.

“Bad Moon Rising” song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeZm7KQJT1o

BAD NEWS ARISING

(sung to the Creedence Clearwater Revival song “Bad Moon Rising”)

Palin sees bad news arising
She sees trouble on the way
She will stick to her lyin’
Bad polls are on their way

Sarah’s in a plight
And it’s bound to cause her strife
There’s some bad news on the rise

Palin’s secrets will be showin’
We know her end is coming soon
Soon all of us will be knowin’
Palin is a disgrace and ruined

Sarah’s in a plight
And it’s bound to cause her strife
There’s some bad news on the rise
Alright!

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We will be thrilled to forget her
Palin will have tears in her eyes
Looks like she’s in for nasty weather
She’ll be exposed by all her lies

Well, Sarah’s in a plight
And it’s bound to cause her strife
There’s some bad news on the rise

Sarah’s in a plight
And it’s bound to cause her strife