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A Saturday List To Think About And Comment Upon

Please read this list and then describe what thought comes to mind in the comment section:

  • Glenn Beck
  • Ron Paul
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Donald Trump
  • Michelle Malkin
  • Newt Gingrich
  • Ann Coulter
  • Michele Bachmann
  • Sean Hannity
  • Sarah Palin
  • Laura Ingraham
  • Rand Paul
  • Tucker Carlson
  • Rudi Giuliani
  • Christine O’Donnell
  • Larry Craig
  • Michael Savage
  • David Vitter
  • Scott Brown
  • Dick Morris
  • Fox News
  • Dick Cheney
  • Tea Party

Here’s what comes to my mind:

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody.

Strangers In The Night song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlSbSKNk9f0&feature=related

STRANGE ONES ON THE RIGHT

(sung to the Frank Sinatra song “Strangers In The Night”)

Strange ones on the right,
Fox News romancers
Not so very bright,
With our finances
This Tea Party love
Should be viewed as taboo

Palin shouting lies
And fear inciting
Rand Paul is hostile
And so damn frightening
Boehner has no heart
McConnell has no clue

Strange ones on the right,
Abnormal people
They are strange ones on the right
Not one sane moment
They should be in a freak-show
Little do they know
It would just enhance our day
If like Bristol they’d dance away and –

And on Fox every night,
They’re all together
Lovers on the right
In love forever
It’s an ugly sight
Those strange ones on the right

(Tea-Bagging break)

Don’t look now just glance away
Here comes their jailbird Tom Delay

You can join their fight
And hang together
Only if you’re white
Birds of a feather
Taking their last flight
Those strange ones on the right

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Michelle Malkin Sucks

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Michelle Malkin's High School Yearbook Photo

We are only one week removed from Halloween so it is still appropriate to remind our readers that ultra-conservative anchor-baby pundit Michelle Malkin is like a vampire that sucks all of the breathable oxygen out of any room in which she opens her mouth. The latest Malkin abomination is her November 6th hairpin triggered knee-jerk response to the Fort Hood massacre. Not even twenty-four hours had elapsed since the tragedy occurred and the facts surrounding the event were still murky at best and yet Malkin immediately launched into one of her anti-Muslim hate filled diatribes.

Her November 6th blog entry (which we refuse to link to) consists of a re-posting of a previous article of hers from 2003 after Sgt. Asan Akbar, a Muslim American soldier attacked and killed one soldier and left twelve others wounded. She also reminded her readers that Beltway sniper John Muhammad was Muslim and that he is scheduled to be executed next week. Additionally, she reported that Muslim U.S. soldier Hasan Abujihaad was convicted last year on espionage charges. Of course Malkin does not explain that none of these crimes or criminals have anything to do with the Fort Hood event. She simply fired up the anti-Muslim hate machine by listing a bunch of Muslim criminals.

It is this type of right wing hatred and fear of “the other” that the likes of Malkin, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage encourage on a daily basis. Their rhetoric is always negative and never positive. It always elicits fear and never promotes hope. It always searches for the lowest common denominator in people and never finds a shared human preference for good and peace. Unfortunately these grim reapers have an audience of right-wing extremists that wait anxiously for their next meal of hatred. Fortunately however, these despicable showmen and their bottom-feeding audiences are being exposed and marginalized on a daily basis. We must all continue to hold their feet to the fire and resist the temptation to be sucked into their hell of an existence.

Please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along to today’s song parody.

The Monster Mash song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeZftK2kO6U

THE MALKIN MASH

(sung to the Bobby “Boris” Pickett song “Monster Mash”)

She was mouthing off with gab late one night
Malkin’s strange visage, an eerie sight
My blood pressure and pulse both began to rise
What’s up with that weird lazy eye?

She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

She was ruminating on Obama’s speech
When her logic and her brains went to the beach
We knew she was lying by her growing nose
Inside her skull, a mighty wind blows

She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

Dear Malkin was having fun
Her air-time had just begun
It was quite apparent that
Michelle had come undone

The show was rockin’ with her babbling sounds
Michelle spewing sentences without nouns
There were blood-shot lines in her crazy ass eyes
One thing missing was the strait-jacket guys

She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

Out from the closet came the Coulter thing
He was wearing his decoder ring
Waving it round because he was pissed
Have you ever seen so much hair on anybody’s fist?

She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

Now everything’s cool, Coulter hid his big hand
And Malkin’s diatribe was critically panned
It was one giant laugh if it was viewed
Next time we see that jerk, she is sure to be booed.

She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

Sunday Morning Coffee (or Tea) – 12

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BREAKING NEWS:  Bat-crazy Michele Bachmann, the Republican congresswoman from Minnesota apparently thinks that any health reform legislation passed this session will provide that 13 year old children can attend sex clinics (whatever that means). Here is her quote:

The bill goes on to say what’s going to go on — comprehensive primary health services, physicals, treatment of minor acute medical conditions, referrals to follow-up for specialty care — is that abortion? Does that mean that someone’s 13 year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night? Mom and dad are never the wiser.

Gee, and we thought only male Republican politicians frequented sex clinics. We stand corrected.

THIS JUST IN:  You know all that crying and weeping from Fox News’ Glenn Beck as he talks about how much he loves his country. We always felt that it was phony showmanship and now it has been proved to be such. Prior to show-time, Beck simply smears a little Vicks Vapor Rub under his eyes. Watch this video clip:

BREAKING NEWS:  It is already October. Shouldn’t Fox News pundit Bill O’Reilly start dusting off his heavy artillery for the annual War Against Christmas?

THIS JUST IN:  Would somebody please throw a shoe the next time Republican John Boehner (pronounced, “boner”) stands at a podium and talks about health care reform?

BREAKING NEWS:  Florida’s freshman Democratic congressman Alan Grayson injected himself into the public discussion last week when he brazenly pointed out the uncontrovertible fact that Republicans do not want any type of health care reform and therefore condone the deaths of the uninsured. He then followed up by calling Republicans, “foot-dragging, knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who think they can dictate policy to America by being stubborn.” I think that I am beginning to really like this guy? Anyone else?

THIS JUST IN:  Last week cry-baby Glenn Beck claimed that Vancouver lost one billion dollars when, “it had the Olympics.” Umm, Glenn, Vancouver will not host the Olympics until 2010. That’s OK though, don’t let the facts get in the way.

BREAKING NEWS:  A federal judge ruled last Thursday that the FBI must publicly reveal much of its interview with former Vice President Dick Cheney during the investigation into who leaked the identity of  CIA operative Valerie Plame. Is that a little trickle of sweat that I see running down Dick’s forehead?

THIS JUST IN:  Palin quits job! No, not Sarah Palin. This time it is her husband, Todd “The First Dude” Palin who this week quit his job with British Petroleum’s North Slope operation in Alaska. Looks like the happy loving couple have something in common after all.

BREAKING NEWS:  Last week, Steve Schmidt, the former campaign manager of John McCain’s failed run for president, had this to say about running mate Sarah Palin and her political future, “my honest view is that she would not be a winning candidate for the Republican Party in 2012, and in fact, were she the nominee, we could have a catastrophic election result.” No truer words were ever spoken.

THIS JUST IN: The nation’s biggest corporation, Walmart has employees that comprise the largest block of state subsidized assistance (welfare and Medicaid) in all of Ohio. Walmart continues to reap massive profits by keeping its employees on the brink of poverty and allowing taxpayers to subsidize those employees pay and healthcare. Do not allow this continue. Boycott the Republican contributing, Chinese product purchasing retailer. Boycott Walmart.

BREAKING NEWS: Fox News hosts and conservative radio hosts such as Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck and Savage are celebrating the fact that America lost its bid for the 2016 Olympics. The next time you hear any of these outlets claiming to be “patriots” or “patriotic” or say that they love their country, do not let them get away with it. Shove the Olympic loss glee right down their throats and charge them with “rooting against America.”

THIS JUST IN: Controversial radio host Don Imus appeared on Fox News last week and said of Sarah Palin, “Sarah Palin? She’s a dope. Write a book? She can’t read a book.” I’m beginning to warm up to Don Imus.

Sounds like a good lead in to a Sarah Palin song parody doesn’t it?

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have a lot more fun singing along with the parody.

American Pie song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U

ALASKAN PIE

(sung to the Don McLean song “American Pie”)

A long, long time ago…
I can still remember
Palin’s slutty flight attendant style
And when she blew her only chance
With John McCain in the Big Dance
In light of the pregnancy of her child

In February she did shiver
When Levi sold her down the river
Bad news at her doorstep
She didn’t have no more pep

The allegations she denied
Of all those gifts that she did hide
She took Alaskans for a ride
As she cajoled and lied

So bye-bye Miss Alaska bye-bye
You were shady and darn lazy
With a crazy beehive
And your background boys were making turkey head pie
Then you quit on the third day of July
Quit on the third day of July

Did you quit the job you love
After talking with God up above?
Did the good Lord tell you so?
Are you still pals with Plumber Joe?
Do dead fish still go with the flow?
And can Todd’s sister score me some good blow?

Well you know that your prospects are grim
’cause you’re way way out there on a limb
You’re sure to have the blues
Man, you screwed up those interviews

You’re just a lonely mid-aged “hockey mom”
With real deep frustration and a man that’s dumb
You’re just a third rate school alum
Today your future died

We started singing
Bye-bye Miss Alaska bye-bye
You were shady and darn lazy
With a crazy beehive
And your background boys were making turkey head pie
Then you quit on the third day of July
Quit on the third day of July

Now for two years all you did was drone
Remember Sarkozy on the phone?
But just what will your future be?
Will you pester us like a has been queen?
Will you pout and whine like a spoiled teen?
In a voice that sounds so shrill and mean,

Oh, and when you leave Wasilla town
Take along your beauty pageant crown
And bridges that you burned
Oh, please never return
And those hits you took will leave some marks
A “Barracuda” is no shark
And you were always in the dark
Today your future died

We were singing
Bye-bye Miss Alaska bye-bye
You were shady and darn lazy
With a crazy beehive
And your background boys were making turkey head pie
Then you quit on the third day of July
Quit on the third day of July

Helter skelter you are sure to swelter
The ice in your veins may even melt-ah
Ethics problems coming fast
You’re landing hard on your ass
No throwing stones in a house of glass
When you’re starring in a demon cleansing mass

Now your thinning hair reeks with perfume
You’re a spaceman cuz you see the moon
Your fans would shout and dance
Oh, to your “drill baby drill” chants!
Katie Couric made you squirm and squeal
And that was when your fate was sealed
Do you recall what was revealed
The day your future died?

We started singing
Bye-bye Miss Alaska bye-bye
You were shady and darn lazy
With a crazy beehive
And your background boys were making turkey head pie
Then you quit on the third day of July
Quit on the third day of July

Oh, and then that look upon your face
Not knowing a Supreme Court case
Forget about the Bush Doctrine
So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick
Sarah Palin’s no “Maverick”
Cuz she’s just a “Barbie” to Todd’s “Ken”

As we watched you on that debate stage
Your hands were clenched in fists of rage
Everyone then could tell
You were praying for the bell
And as you hoped that you could land a right,
To salvage something of the night
We saw Biden laughing with delight
That day your future died

Joe was singing
Bye-bye Miss Alaska bye-bye
You were shady and darn lazy
With a crazy beehive
And your background boys were making turkey head pie
Then you quit on the third day of July
Quit on the third day of July

Palin’s a girl who has the blues
And she cannot handle interviews
She quit her job and walked away
She could not take it any more
She hightailed it right out the door
Just like a scared child, she up and ran away

And in the streets the voters beamed,
The good Lord had fulfilled their dreams
Sherry Johnston was tokin’
The “barracuda” broken
We did not really want to boast
But “Mama Bear” was finally toast
She’ll write about it through her ghost
That day her future died.

And we were singing
Bye-bye Miss Alaska bye-bye
You were shady and darn lazy
With a crazy beehive
And your background boys were making turkey head pie
Then you quit on the third day of July
Quit on the third day of July

We were singing
Bye-bye Miss Alaska bye-bye
You were shady and darn lazy
With a crazy beehive
And your background boys were making turkey head pie
Then you quit on the third day of July
Quit on the third day of July

Sunday Morning Coffee (or Tea) – 9

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BREAKING NEWS: San Francisco radio station 910 KNEW, the flagship station of reich-wing uber-conservative radio commentator, Michael Savage, has dropped his program known as “The Savage Nation.” Now that he is unemployed, will he be able to obtain replacement health insurance coverage despite his pre-existing condition of clinical insanity?

THIS JUST IN: Republican Congressman Joe Wilson of South Carolina burst into the public consciousness last week when he called President Obama a “liar” during the President’s nationally televised speech before both houses of Congress. Every single major media source reported the man’s abominable behavior for the next number of days. We have learned that Wilson has been in Congress for almost eight years. Our question to you readers is, have you ever even heard of this loser before he made a fool of himself?

BREAKING NEWS: In our next installment of “Republicans Behaving Badly” we have California State Assemblyman, Mike Duvall. The traditional “family values” proponent was forced to resign last week as the result of the release of an audio tape during which he describes his bondage sessions with mistresses that do not happen to be his wife. It also turns out that one of his “bad girls” works as a lobbyist at a San Diego energy firm that Duvall had oversight of. Your punishment, Mr. Duvall? Fifty-four spankings!

THIS JUST IN: As a counter-punch to the mayor of Mt. Vernon, WA presenting the “Town Key” to Fox News commentator Glenn Beck, the Bellingham, WA mayor has offered his “City’s Key” to The Daily Show host, Jon Stewart. Take that, Mt. Vernon!

BREAKING NEWS: Conservative radio entertainer Rush Limbaugh says, “I wish Wilson hadn’t apologized” in reference to the aforementioned, Joe “You Lie” Wilson outburst. This is not surprising. In his apology to the President “Shouting Joe” said that he was  compelled to utter his insult. A compulsion is much like an addiction in that the person that has it cannot control their behavior. Rush Limbaugh, the self admitted drug addict, must share some sort of brotherly feelings with Wilson. Perhaps they can refer to themselves as “Friends of Glenn.”

THIS JUST IN: We have another episode of “Republicans Behaving Badly.”  CNN reports that “Bob McDonnell, the normally-disciplined Republican candidate for governor in Virginia, mistakenly blurted out the F-bomb during a live radio interview on Friday… Appearing on Washington-area radio station WTOP, McDonnell was sparring with host Mark Plotkin on the topic of transportation funding. Plotkin asked if McDonnell would consider an increase in the state gasoline tax to help fund the transportation budget. McDonnell said no, and uttered the expletive during his response.” To wit,

“I’m going to find other ways to be able to fund transportation. I’ve outlined twleve f—ing funding mechanisms that are creative, that are entrepreneurial.”

BREAKING NEWS: Actress Tina Fey has deservedly won an Emmy Award for her hilariously realistic portrayal of Alaska’s quitting ex-governor, Sarah Palin. In her acceptance speech, Fey once again took a jab at Palin by saying:

“Mrs. Palin is an inspiration to working mothers everywhere because she bailed on her job right before Fourth of July weekend … You are living my dream. Thank you, Mrs. Palin!”

Please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the song parody.

The No No Song song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zx8DGD-Kn0&feature=related

THE HO HO SONG

(sung to the Ringo Starr song “The No No Song”)

A doctor that I know just came from the pharmacy
He smiled at Rush and opened up his hand
Then he held out some oxycontin tablets
He said they were the finest in the land

And Rush said, “Ho ho ho ho”
Do you have any more
My back is feeling really damn sore
If I say please
Can I have more of these
My habit has become really hardcore

A friend of Rush Limbo who wears a hat made of tin
Came on the show and opened up his hand
When he revealed twelve tablets of vicodin
Rush was so happy he performed handstands

And Rush said, “Ho ho ho ho”
Do you have any more
I always come to you for a score
Without more of these
I’m in a cold-turkey freeze
And ditto-heads need someone to adore

A ditto-head I know said he could make organs grow
He smiled and said Rush would not need his hand
Then he gave him some blue viagra pills, Oh
And said that things will rise upon command

And Rush said, “Ho ho ho ho”
Do you have any more
My love life has become such a chore
Please, pretty please
I’m flying overseas
The boys there like it when it hits the floor

Macho Man-nity

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Well, Sean Hannity and the reich-wing pundits are at it again. In the aftermath of the shooting spree and murder at the Holocaust Museum by white supremacist, James von Brunn, the right wing is now spinning the story to blame President Obama and the liberals in Congress for stirring up anger by means of authorizing the socialist-like stimulus plan. So let me get this right. It took an economic bailout plan to incite so much anger in a long term white supremacist, that he went on a shooting rampage at a monument where Jews (among others) congregate. As Bill Cosby would say, “Riiiiiiiiiiiight!” It probably had nothing at all to do with the hate speech dished out by the right wing media on a daily basis. Remember, it was not that long ago that the last right wing nut-job killer, Jim Adkisson was found to have copies of books by Hannity, O’Reilly and Savage. At what point will the audience of these buffoons realize what garbage they are being fed?

Let’s have a song parody of waterboardavoiding tough guy Sean Hannity.

As always, remember to click on the song link below so that singing along will be more fun and we assure you that singing along with this one will be fun.

Macho Man song link: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2bg3k_village-people-macho-man-version-lo_music

MACHO MAN-NITY

(Sung to the Village People song “Macho Man”)

Body…wanna feel my body?
Body…such a thrill my body
Body…wanna touch my body?
Body…it’s too much my body
Check it out my body, body
Talkin’ bout my body, body,
Check it out my body

Hannity wants to be a macho macho man
He wants to be like Cheney, giving out commands
Killing without mourning, go Hann go
Using those electrodes, muscles glow
You can best believe that, Sean’s a macho man
Ready to go down on, anyone he can

Hey, Hey, Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
Sean wants to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
Sean wants to be a macho! Ow…

Macho, macho man
Sean wants to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
Sean wants to be a macho!

Body, gone to pot his body
Body, never fought, his body
Body, love to please his body
Body, won’t you tease his body
Body, you’ll abhor his body
Body, it’s a whore-like body
Body, waterboard his body
Body, would they gore his body?

You know Sean’s a macho man, he tells you when he talks
But as for waterboarding, he can’t walk the walk
Dared by Keith Olbermann, tv’s king
Sean’s just like Rush Limbaugh, big weakling
You can best believe that Sean’s not a big man
Likes to talk the tough guy, but when challenged he ran

Hey, Hey, Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
Sean wants to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
Sean wants to be a macho! (all right)

Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
Sean wants to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
Sean wants to be a macho! All Right!

Ugh! Macho..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel Sean’s body?
Body, body, body gonna chill Sean’s body
Body, body, body waterboard Sean’s body
Body, body, body it will hurt Sean’s body

Cheney and Hannity both macho, macho men
Like to torture everyone, whenever they can
They will never know how it feels
Those two are a couple of cowardly heels
You can best believe that they’re no macho men
A couple of war hawks that are really just chickens

Hey, Hey, Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
Sean wants to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
Sean wants to be a macho! (dig the hair on his chest)

Macho, macho man (see his big thick hair-do)
Sean wants to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
Sean wants to be a macho! (Dig sloped shoulders)

Macho, macho man (got no muscles!)
Sean wants to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
Sean wants to be a macho!

Macho, macho man
Sean wants to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
Sean wants to be a macho! Hey!

WWZN AM 1510 – Progressive Talk Returns To Boston

radio_microphone_hg_whtDecember 21, 2006, a day that will live in infamy in Boston, MA. On that day some two and a half years ago, Air America ceased broadcasting in Beantown and so vanished all progressive talk radio in one of the most politically progressive cities in the nation. How could that possibly happen in the Cradle of Liberty? How could a state that elects only Democrats to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives and also hosts a Democratic Party Governor, not have a platform for progressive talk radio? How could the airwaves be bereft of liberal talk in the only state that voted against Nixon in’72 (remember those great bumper stickers: “Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For McGovern)? Well, it did happen.


From that date through May 17, 2009 there has only been conservative, right-wing hate radio in the “Home of the Cod.” One such station, affectionately referred to by us Lefties as “WKKK”, boasts a lineup of such local gasbags as Michael Graham (of the Boston Herald) and Michele McPhee (formerly of the Boston Herald). If you really want a taste of that station’s most racist, hate-filled programming, however, you must listen to a sociopath named Jay Severin III ( real name: James Severino). I believe he dropped the ethnic sounding surname because it clashed so violently with his anti-immigration stance. This guy is presently under suspension from the station because of some truly racist and hateful dialogue that he spouted on-air two weeks ago. To learn more about Severin, please Google recent national news stories about him. You will be shocked. In fact, if you want to hear a little from him, please listen to the link below.

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Jay Severin link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh3dR5QxB5U&feature=fvsr

Boston’s only other talk radio station of late boasted a lineup of such national buffoons as Laura Ingraham, Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage (real name: Michael Weiner, hmm, wonder why he changed that name?). The local hosts include Howie Carr (of, you guessed it, the Boston Herald) and the station’s only Democrat, former Massachusetts Speaker of the House and might I add, convicted felon (obstruction of justice) and disbarred attorney, Thomas J. Finneran. The station’s choice of Finneran as the lone voice of the Democratic Party is even more disingenuous than Fox News pairing Hannity with the milquetoast Alan Colmes.


But a new day has dawned. On may 17, 2009 Revolution Boston has sprung on the scene at WWZN AM 1510. The present lineup includes Boston’s own Jeff Santos, Stephanie Miller, Ed Schultz and Thom Hartmann. This will certainly make drive time much more enjoyable and consequently reduce the amount of Road Rage city-wide.


Massachusetts Trivia Question of the Day: Who was the last Republican Governor to serve two full terms?

Answer: None. Since its establishment in 1620, no Republican Governor has ever served two full terms in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

Oh, what the heck, let’s sing another Palin song. This time with a revolution theme in honor of Revolution Boston radio…

Revolution link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imb4tYOk8GE

REVOLUTION

(sung to the Beatles song “Revolution”)

Aaaahhh!!!
You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to lose the girl
You tell her about evolution
Well, you know
She won’t give that thought a whirl
But she knows about reproduction
She and her daughter can spit ‘em out
Pretty soon we will be free, all right
All right, all right.

You say we need a real solution
Well, you know
Sarah’s days are nearly done
She’s lookin’ for some contributions
As you know
For her Legal Defense Fund
But when you want money
To spread politics of hate
Sarah’s giving us reason to investigate
Don’t you know it’s gonna be all right
All right, all right
Ahh

She may want to change the Constitution
Well, you know
Her chances there are pretty nil
And her position on the air’s pollution
Well, you know
Even more questionable still
And if she keeps pandering to all the Joe Sixpacks
She’ll never earn most of the population’s votes back
So, don’t you see it’s gonna be all right
All right, allright
All right, all right, all right
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
ALL RIGHT!