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Ann Coulter Is A Wild And Crazy Guy

Coulter appearing on Fox News' Hannity program.

Coulter appearing on Fox News' Geraldo Rivera program.

That guy, Ann Coulter is up to his old tricks again. Of all the guys out there, Coulter is one of the most acerbic, racist, homophobic right-wing pundits. This weekend while appearing on Geraldo Rivera’s program, Coulter once again entered the world of absurdity. When asked by Rivera if he thought that some of the more hateful extremists appearing at the conservative Tea-Bagger rallies were inciting hatred and violence by, among other things, displaying posters which depict President Barack Obama as Hitler, he responded in the negative. In fact, Coulter went on to assert that the people carrying the Hitler signs were not Tea-Baggers at all, but were in fact “liberal agitators” that go to the protests to make the Tea-Baggers look bad. This Coulter guy is simply out of his mind.

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COULTER

(sung to the Kinks song “Lola”)

I saw her once last week on the Fox network
Where the hosts are lame and the guests are worse like Ann Coulter
She is a revolter
A big Adam’s Apple and masculine hands
She has the curves of a flagpole and a set of big huge molars
M-o-l-a molars mo-mo-mo-mo molars

Well I’m not the world’s most perceptive bloke
But she is a lady that I wouldn’t dare poke
That Ann Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walks like a woman but looks like a man
That Ann Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter

Well she sat right next to Hannity
And then was on Bill O’Reilly
They saw mascara on her eyes so blue
But I swear those guys didn’t have a damn clue
Well I don’t know if they are into men
But the next night on Fox she was on there again that Ann Coulter
Co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter
Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter

I changed the station
M-S-N-B-C
Re-luct-ant-ly
I then turned back to Fox
Then I was convinced she was a he

Well I don’t know what ol Rush Limbaugh thinks
But I like women when they don’t have dinks like Ann Coulter’s
Co-co-co-co Coulter’s
She says that her wisdom sells her books
It’s gotta be somethin’ cuz it ain’t her good looks that Ann Coulter
Co-co-co-co Coulter

I took a closer look at Hannity
Now I’m not really so sure that he’s not a she
But this might be the Republican way
A sex change is good cuz then you’re not gay

Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man
But I’m never gonna take it right up the can
From no Mann Coulter
Co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter
Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter

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