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Spread Some Butter Cuz O’Donnell’s Toast

Bubble, Bubble, She's Got Trouble!

It would appear that the days are few for Christine O’Donnell (aka The Palin Prodigy). The Tea-Party backed candidate for Vice President Joe Biden’s former Delaware Senate seat is facing more fire today and this newest trouble may mean the end for her tumultuous campaign.

O’Donnell was initially publicly embarrassed by the revelation that she believes masturbation is akin to adultery and for her campaign’s thinly veiled accusation that her primary opponent, Mike Castle is gay. Next, it was revealed by TV host Bill Mahar, that the family values Christian admitted on television that she dabbled in witchcraft and had a date on a blood splattered satanic alter. Mahar also warns that he has even more embarrassing tapes of O’Donnell which he will slowly air prior to election day unless she agrees to appear on his current program, “Real Time With Bill Mahar”. “It’s like a hostage crisis,” Maher warned O’Donnell on Saturday night. “Every week you don’t come on this show, I’m going to throw a new body out.”

Well, all that is certainly more than most unqualified candidates could withstand, but it gets even worse for O’Donnell. Yesterday, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW), a nonpartisan campaign watchdog group, filed a damaging criminal complaint against the O’Donnell campaign with the Delaware U.S. Attorney’s Office and the Federal Election Commission. The complaint alleges that more than $20,000 of O’Donnell’s spending in 2009 and 2010 was illegal because O’Donnell was no longer a candidate for any political office. CREW Executive Director Melanie Sloan said,

“By committing tax evasion, false statements, and basically embezzling her campaign funds, Ms. O’Donnell has basically broken criminal law, and must be held to account for that,”

CREW is basing their complaint in part on the affidavit of a former campaign aide who charges that O’Donnell routinely used campaign funds to pay for personal expenses such as meals and gas. The aide, David Keegan, said that O’Donnell paid for a bowling outing – among other things – during a time when she was not running for office. O’Donnell is also being accused of illegally using campaign funds to pay her personal rent and for personal travel. In essence, it is alleged that she has illegally used her campaign donations for personal profit at a time when she was not a candidate for any office.

Honestly, how much dirty laundry must a candidate have before she is finally taken to the cleaners?

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s very topical song parody.

The Bitch Is Back song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nujsrspF-k8

THE WITCH IS WHACKED

(sung to the Elton John song “The Bitch is Back”)

She’ll be crucified for tellin’ lies
Her campaign will never survive
Re-arranging where her money’s at
But the Feds will get O’Donnell cuz the witch is whacked
(Oh, oh, oh)

Black masses on Friday that’s her night
No masturbatin’ cuz that’s just not right
This witch is all over the nightly news
Just a matter of days ‘fore her campaign is through
(Oh, oh, oh)

She’s a witch, she’s a witch
And this witch is whacked
It’s all over for the O’Donnell quack
She’s a witch, she’s a witch
All her debts are now due
She’s a Tea Party stooge
And they’re drinking her brew
(Oh, oh, oh)

She entertains with all her games
Sold her soul for her own gain
The bullshit flows, this fraud’s a brat
Christine’s full of nasty habits and that witch is whacked
(Ha, ha ha))

She’s a witch, she’s a witch
And this witch is whacked
That’s a sober undeniable fact
She’s a witch, she’s a witch
And she just got the clue
O’Donnell lost her groove
Now her campaign is through
(Oh, oh, oh)

(abstinence break)

(Oh, oh, oh)
She’s a witch, she’s a witch
And this witch is whacked
Her porcelain skin is showing some cracks
She’s a witch, she’s a witch
Tell us something that’s new
Christine must face the truth
Her days are now few
(Oh, oh, oh)

Witch, witch
The witch is whacked
Witch, witch
The witch is whacked
Witch, witch
The witch is whacked
Witch, witch
The witch is whacked
Witch, witch
The witch is whacked
Witch, witch
The witch is whacked