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Bristol Gets Busted

Bristol Palin is busted and we do not mean that she is low on funds as she would have us believe by means of last week’s interview with People Magazine. No, this time the 19 year old was caught partying at an age 21 and older club in New York City. The incident was last Wednesday evening after she displayed her fabricated squeaky clean image at the National Day To Prevent Teen Pregnancy. She was spied at the 1Oak Nightclub at 1:00 a.m.

Interestingly enough, earlier that day Bristol was on “The View” and reportedly advised teens to “think long-term…look at their family. Look at their morals. Look at their values.” It would appear that the young Palin is once again instructing her peers to “do as I say, not as I do”. Bristol Palin has somehow managed to get herself in more unseemly predicaments as a teen than both of the Bush twins. No easy feat, that!

Keep it up Bristol. You are beginning to provide almost as much comedic material as your mother. By the way, where was Sarah Palin, the protective “Mama Bear” that she claims to be? Somehow, methinks that Fox News may forget to cover this story.

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the parody.

We Are Family song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBpYgpF1bqQ

WE ARE FAMILY

(sung to the Sister Sledge song “We Are Family”)

(Chorus)
Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

Ev’ryone can see that we are crazy
As we walk on by
(HIGH!) And we don’t work because we are lazy
Diana is high
(ALL) All of the moonbats in our clan these days
Like the First Dude, Todd
Just let me state for the record
We think that Levi kid is odd

(Chorus)
Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

Abstinence is fun, OK that’s a pun
We get knocked-up before wedding bells
(HIGH) High hopes we have for the future
If our books can sell
(WE) Oh we dress for success
Here’s what we call our golden rule
No condoms for you, and no pills too
You won’t go wrong
Protect the Family Jewels

(Chorus)
Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

(Chorus)
Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

(Repeat Chorus To Fade)

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