Category Archives: Bobby Jindal

Republicans? What Republicans?

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Republican Crybaby

Now that Democrats have seized control of the White House, Senate and House of Representatives, and since Republicans can now only claim 21% of registered voters, it appears that the United States has evolved into a “Blue Bayou” (Yes, Republicans, we said “evolve”). Things look even bleaker for the G.O.P. when, by their own admission, they must recruit many more females and Hispanics, yet they have chosen to brand the first female Hispanic Supreme Court nominee as a racist. Ouch!

The Republican voice has truly become a lonely cry in the wilderness. The party infighting certainly does not help matters. At this point there are two distinct groups which claim ownership of the Grand Ole Party. One of them is what is left of the conservative Christian right wing base. This faction insists that the party must continue to cling to old-school policies which advance the free market with little to no governmental regulation and at the same time must hold strong on social issues such as freedom of choice and same sex marriage. The other faction believes that the party must move more to the center in order to stem the flow of fleeing members. This disagreement as to direction has caused a large schism in what is left of the party. Furthermore, the party’s group of potential nominees for President in 2012 is weak at best.

All good news for the Democratic Party.

Be sure to click on the song link below because it makes it a lot more fun to sing along.

I Get A Kick Out Of You song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtwO2tKZmwQ

I GET A KICK THAT WE’RE BLUE

(sung to the Frank Sinatra song “I Get A Kick Out Of You”)

My state, thank God is not red, it is blue
We’re truly progressive, liberal yes it’s true
The only exception I know is the case
A few reps from the G.O.P., boy the Statehouse must be so lonely
Re-pub-licans now clearly see
They have been outpaced

I don’t care much for McCain
Giuliani doesn’t appeal to me
Jindal is without a damn clue
And Sarah Palin, “also, too”

Collins and Snowe they’re from Maine
It would be rich if they both made the switch
“Vacation-land” would be totally blue
Republicans would be so few

I get a kick every time the Grand Ole Party implodes before me
I get a kick cuz it’s clear to see, they obviously simply bore me

I don’t care much for McCain
Mike Huckabee doesn’t do much for me
Mitt Romney commands the flip-flopping crew
So I get a kick
Oh, it gives me a boot
I get a kick that we’re blue

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Bobby Jindal? C’mon Let’s Get Serious

JindalKidWhen pondering the list of potential Republican nominees for President in 2012, one really must laugh. Actually, the way things have been going with G.O.P. defections of late (i.e. Arlen Specter and Joe The Plumber), I wonder if there will be anybody left in the party by then. Nonetheless, it would appear that some of the front runners will be the likes of Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Tim Pawlenty and maybe, but fading fast, Sarah Palin. Perhaps we might even see the return of Mike Huckabee and Rudolph “The Red Faced Adulteror” Giuliani. All things considered, however, I hope Bobby Jinglebells is in the mix right up till the end. The more I consider this guy, the more I think we’ll have plenty of fun digging into his personal life and ridiculing his child-like demeanor.


I realize that this parody is a little out of season, but I just couldn’t help myself. So, here it is…

JINDAL-BELLS

(sung to the song of “Jingle Bells”)

Dashing through Naw’Leans
Sporting his brand new short pants
Taking in the scenes
While practicing a dance

Down in Baton Rouge
He’s a resident
But he can’t wait to move up north
And be the President

Oh, Jindal-Bells, Jindal-Bells
Jindal  I say, “Nay”
Oh how dull it is to be the Guv’nor of LA

Hey, Jindal-Bells, Jindal-Bells
Can Bobby come to play?
He looks like a nine year old out playing in the hay

(musical interlude)

A month or two ago
While climbing in a tree
Bobby was surprised
By the G.O.P.

They said they needed him
And not that Sarah P.
To replenish all their hopes and dreams
As their next nominee

Oh, Jindal-Bells, Jindal-Bells
Jindal  I say, “Nay”
Oh how dull it is to be the Guv’nor of LA

Hey, Jindal-Bells, Jindal-Bells
Can Bobby come to play?
He looks like a nine year old out playing in the hay

(musical interlude)

Bobby then replied (bobby then replied)
What about Romney? (what about romney)
He’s too on our side (he’s too on our side)
And much smarter than me (ha, ha, ha)

Then there’s Newt Gingrich (then there’s newt Gingrich)
And good old Huckabee (and good old Huckabee)
Let’s not forget that other bitch
The Texan, Kay Bailey

Oh, Jindal-Bells, Jindal-Bells
Jindal  I say, “Nay”
Oh how dull it is to be the Guv’nor of LA

Hey, Jindal-Bells, Jindal-Bells
Can Bobby come to play?
He looks like a nine year old out play-ing in the hay!

3 – 2 – 1 Blast-Off ! ! !

5558_astronaut_performing_a_spacewalkHere it is. The first post on this blog’s inaugural journey into outer-blogdom. I would like to introduce myself as your navigational pilot as we traverse the limitless, mysterious, confusing and most especially, humorous expanse of the political universe. Please be forewarned that most of the satire, humor and vitriolic content of this blog will be knowingly and purposely aimed and directed at the conservative right-wing members of the Grand Old Party and those members of the media that support them. In other words, if you do not like the thought of the likes of Sarah Palin, Bobby Jindal, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter being barbecued before your eyes, then now is the time to leave and never return. On the other hand, if that is the sort of stuff that tickles your fancy, then put on your tinfoil helmet, strap yourself in and enjoy the flight.

Some of you might recognize my song parodies from the comment sections of other like-minded blogs and even on the comment pages of many national newspaper websites. It was the feedback from those contributions (primarily from themudflats.net) which prompted me to launch this blog. Whenever possible, I will attempt to post a link (audio or video) that will help readers to either reacquaint themselves or familiarize themselves with the actual tune of each song parody. I hope that my contributions will amuse you and I encourage all readers to comment in the same vein (or in a serious manner if that grinds your beans).

Mind you, I’m new at this, so now is the time to abuse the comment board with all kinds of off-topic contributions until I can figure out some reasonable comment posting rules. Please limit the profanity, however, as I would like the blog to appeal to a wide audience. For the time being, comments will be deleted if they do not pass the Lynnrockets Stink Test (to be defined at a later time).

Shall we blast-off?

We all learned this week of Sarah Palin’s lucrative book deal with HarperCollins (owned, not surprisingly by Rupert Murdoch) in which she will counter all those nasty rumors circulated by the “Gotcha Media.” She will finally get the opportunity to put that journalism degree to work. When you consider her memorable interviews with Couric and Gibson, however, odds are that she will require the assistance of a literate ghostwriter. I’m guessing her tome will have the shelf life of O.J. Simpson’s “If I Did It.” On that note, let’s get to our first song…

Paperback Writer song link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwap79uy1G8

PAPERBACK WRITER

(sung to the Beatles song “Paperback Writer”)

Paperback writer (paperback writer)

Dear Rush and Coulter, will you read my tome?
It took a year to write in my Wasilla home
It’s based on the life of a political hack
And I take a few shots at old Johnny Mac as a paperback writer,
Paperback writer

A book of topics that I want a say on,
Which I wrote with finger-paints and a crayon.
It was edited by Todd the school drop-out,
He can’t read too well but he wants to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer

Paperback writer (paperback writer)

It’s got twenty pages give or take a few,
And it has some pictures that Piper drew.
I threw in an old joke that Bristol once told
It’s a real page turner and I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer

My new book will appeal to those on the right
And everyone that is straight, racist and white.
Bill O’Reilly will love it, please have no fear,
I sure needed a boost and now I can be a paperback writer.
Paperback writer

Paperback writer (paperback writer)

Paperback writer – paperback writer
Paperback writer – paperback writer
(fading)