The Ever- Revolving Door At Chez Bachmann

First of all, I hope all of you fellow Rocketeers had a happy and healthy Labor Day. As the summer begins its slow march into autumn, here’s hoping that all of you enjoy the passing of the seasons as much as I do. There is  nothing more beautiful than the fall foliage season here in New England especially when it is accompanied by the sweet smells of burning leaves, hot spiced apple cider and the clean crispness of the air. It doesn’t hurt that football returns each Saturday and Sunday either. By the way, I’ll post the roster of my fantasy football team at the end of this column.

As the seasons change, so does the staff of the Michele Bachmann campaign. That revolving door of staffers just keeps on spinning and spinning. As of July 2010, moonbat-crazy Bachmann had already had no less than five chiefs of staff quit her congressional office. By that time she had also had her finance director quit. Then in February 2011 her spokesman and a district director quit on her.

Now we have learned today that Bachmann’s  highly touted campaign manager, Ed Rollins has quit. CNN also reports that her deputy campaign manager, David Polyansky quit last weekend. Rollins went so far as to say that Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s entry into the Presidential race has dealt a serious blow to Michele Bachmann,

“Legitimately, it’s a Romney-Perry race,” Rollins said. “I think she’s the third candidate at this point in time…”

It is becoming increasingly obvious that Michele Bachmann does not “work and play well with others”. She cannot maintain a staff. Her fellow Republican Representatives of the House believe that she hurts the party by refusing to be a team member. Even her much ballyhooed Tea Party Caucus has very few members and has seldom convened for a meeting.

It would appear that even those who are closest to Michele Bachmann eventually realize that she is essentially a crazy psychotic that should not be allowed anywhere near the White House. Is that the proverbial “Fat Lady” who I can hear singing in the background?

That’s all for Bachmann, so here is my fantasy football league team lineup for 2011


QB:  Aaron Rodgers

QB:  Donovan McNabb

RB:  Maurice Jones-Drew

RB:  Peyton Hillis

RB:  Ahmad Bradshaw

RB:  Pierre Thomas

RB:  James Starks

WR:  Jeremy Maclin

WR:  Danny Amendola

WR:  Donald Driver

WR:  Sidney Rice

WR:  Lance Moore

TE:  Kellen Winslow, Jr.

TE:  Chris Cooley

K:   Matt Bryant

K:   Billy Cundiff

Def:  Giants

Def:  Cardinals

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

The Flintstones television theme song link:


(sung to the television theme song “The Flinstones”)

Bachmann. Michele Bachman
A Congresswoman that is bat crazy
She and Sarah Palin
Driving voters from the G.O.P.

She can’t form a sentence that’s complete
Now she’s targeted for big defeat

When you’re Michele Bachmann
You’re just living off the state dime
Endorsing hate crimes
Exposed during prime time

Bachmann. Michele Bachman
Hates Blacks, children and those that are gay
She is clearly brain dead
Can’t seem to get out of her own way

She talks right through the rain, snow and sleet
Every single thought is incomplete

When you’re Michele Bachmann
You’re just living off the state dime
Endorsing hate crimes
Exposed during prime time

Posted on September 6, 2011, in Michele Bachmann and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Summer Rental

    Rollins did manage to teach Michele one invaluable technique: stating “I’m running for the Presidency of the United States” repeatedly- and ad nauseam- whenever she didn’t feel like answering interview questions.

    Did she ever get her book deal?

    • I haven’t watched the video yet, but since I read French quite well, it involves the effects of education on the male and on the female. Something tells me I’m going to be fascinated. Will definitely get back to you on this….

  2. I see the whole thing as a GOP plot. You trot out the lunatics – Palin, O’Donnell, Bachmann, for example, and even a seriously disturbed individual – Rick Perry, for example, seems sane in comparison.
    It’s like offering a person the choice between shit-stained pants and pants with a ripped crotch. You really don’t prefer either, but you can talk yourself into believing that it’s preferrable to get out a needle and thread….

  3. Teabaggers chez Socialists (foreign ones)

    Haley, who captured the governor’s office preaching fiscal restraint, spent the cash so she, her husband and the rest of the state’s contingent could stay in five-star hotels; sip cocktails at the Paris Ritz; dine on what an invitation touted as “delicious French cuisine” at a swanky rooftop restaurant; and rub elbows with the U.S. Ambassador to France at his official residence near the French presidential palace.

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