Whatever Happened To Baby Beck?

Remember just before his Fox News program was cancelled a few months ago and Glenn Beck said to his critics, “You will pray for the time when I was only on the air for one hour every day.”? Wow, our prayers must have been more than answered. Glenn Beck has now become completely irrelevant.

Think about this for just a moment. When was the last time that you saw Glenn Beck on your television or even heard someone comment about him or something he said? I’ll go make a sandwich and brew a cup of tea while you think it over…  Come up with an answer? No. I’ll go walk the dog and give you a little more time…. Anything? I didn’t think so.

Glenn Beck has now become more insubstantial than was Claude Rains while portraying “The Invisible Man” in that wonderful 1933 Universal film. He is presumably in Israel presently and referring to the tent protesters (who are upset with economic conditions) as socialists or communists. I understand that he also may have recently said that there will be race riots in America if President Obama is re-elected. I had to dig pretty deep into George Bush’s internets to find that out, however. The newspapers and television stations seem to have lost all interest in Beck and his faux tear-filled tirades. His 15 minutes of fame have obviously expired. I for one, am glad about that.

Ah, Glenn  we hardly knew ye!

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

The Fool On The Hill song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KXrrh74wTs&feature=related

THE FOOL WHO KNOWS NIL

(sung to the Beatles song, “The Fool On The Hill”)

Day after day
He gives us a chill
Glenn Beck is crying again
Let’s watch his eyes start to fill

And nobody wants to know him
They can see that he’s just a fool
And he has not one good answer
Beck’s the fool who knows nil

George Soros stares him down
And Glenn’s face grows bright red
As his head spins around

Glenn’s head today,
Filled up with sound
Beck’s head hears a thousand voices
Screaming nonsense so loud

Everybody wants to jeer him
For the weeping that he does fake
Yet Glenn never seems to notice
Beck’s the fool who knows nil

He’s a dim-witted clown
In need of some strong meds
Beck’s off to crazy-town

(break with reality)

And nobody seems to like him
It looks like he’s back on the booze
Or maybe he’s back drug dealing
Beck’s the fool who knows nil

He’s beginning to drown
And his sponsors have fled
Soon he’ll be not around

Oh, round, an’ round, an’ round, an’ round, an’ round
Nobody listens to him
They know that he’s a fool
They don’t like him
The fool who knows nil

He’s beginning to drown
And his sponsors have fled
Soon he’ll be not around

Oh, round, an’ round, an’ round, an’ round
Oh …

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Posted on August 16, 2011, in Glenn Beck and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Left Behind

    Rick Perry is right: it’s not easy being a prophet in your own land. What better place to hold an attention-grabbing rally than Israel? You’ve got yer communists (foreign ones, supported possibly by “leftist global financing”), and you’ve got yer “extremist Islamist movements” (Arabs!).

    Best of all, Beck has the full support of Evangelicals like Tim LaHaye: “The Lord will once again deal specifically with the nation of Israel, bringing the Jewish people to faith in Jesus Christ, the Messiah they rejected almost two thousand years ago.”

    What fun!

  2. On a positive note, at least Beck isn’t a “fundamentalist” Mormon prophet.

    http://gawker.com/5829174/warren-jeffs-gets-life-sentence

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