Donald Trump, The Bankrupt Billionaire For President, Again?

Sorry about the absence of blog entries for the past few days. Lynnrockets and company were enjoying a wonderful long weekend on Cape Cod, Massachusetts with some dear friends from the UK and the laptop was inadvertently left back in Boston. But enough of that, now it is time to get back to work.

It is deja vous all over again in the world of Republican politics. Donald Trump has announced that he may jump back into the GOP Presidential race. Trump, of course was already in the mix of Presidential candidates until he was forced into quitting as the result of the ridicule he endured as a consequence of his “Barack Obama Has No Birth Certificate” campaign. Remember how angry and ridiculous he looked at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner In May as television cameras focused on his scowling face while President Barack Obama publicly belittled him?

Well some time has now passed and Trump has been out of the spotlight busy licking his wounds. Problem is, Donald trump hates being out of the spotlight. So, on the eve of the passage of a debt ceiling bill, the bankrupt billionaire pulled his head out of the sand and announced another possible run. First he lied by saying , “I’m still at the top of the polls” for the best choice of Republican Presidential nominee. Then, in an interview on CNBC, he said, “If the economy continues to be bad, and I believe it will, and the Republicans choose the wrong candidate, [I’ll give my candidacy renewed serious consideration].”

Let’s hope he runs for the simple fact that he will add some more humor to the race. After all, Donald Trump is a perfect fit for the Republican nomination because he shares so many traits with other Republican politicians. The thrice married “family values” Trump is a serial philanderer like Rudy Giuliani and Newt Gingrich. He is a reality television series host like Sarah Palin. The former enthusiastic proponent of universal health care has now flip-flopped on the issue just like Mitt “Personal Mandates are Good” Romney. He is employed by Fox News along with Sarah Palin  (and recently, Bolton and Santorum). Trump is also a “Birther” like Michele Bachmann, who doubts that President Barack Obama was born in the United States. When you consider that The Donald has also filed for bankruptcy on at least 4 occasions, it begs the question, “who would be more suited to lead our nation out of the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression?”

So, buy a box of popcorn and a horn of cotton candy, take your seat and enjoy this election cycle’s version of the Republican Bros. Flying Presidential Circus.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody. Enjoy!

Big Bad John song link:


(sung to the Johnny Cash song “Big Bad John”)

Dumb Don
Dumb Don

Every Tuesday at nine, you will see him arrive
He stands 6 foot 5, weighs 289
A reality show host who’s not very hip
He fires contestants if they should give him any lip, he’s Dumb Don

Dumb Don
Dumb Don
Big Dumb Don
Dumb Don

He wears a toupee atop his big dome
Donald Trump acts like a clown, still he seeks the throne
A dim-witted putz, he’s not a bright guy
Claims he robbed Quadafi but that’s a lie – Dumb Don
The nit-wit hails from the borough called Queens
And he has managed to file too many bankruptcies
Filed so many you can’t count them on one hand
Yet Trump still thinks he’ll lead the country to the promised land – Dumb Don

Dumb Don
Dumb Don
Big Dumb Don
Dumb Don

Head made of clay and he loses every dime
He owned a football team that lost all the time
Built a casino, it did not last
Then the taxpayers bailed out his sorry ass – Dumb Don
Through the dust and the smoke as his empire fell
Crawled this maggot of a man that will soon rot in hell
Called a willing banker and he begged for a loan
But when asked for collateral he said “it’s all been blown” – Dumb Don

Dumb Don
Dumb Don
Big Dumb Don
Dumb Don

And now Donald Trump thinks that the Lord up above
Will stroke his election dreams with a velvet glove
Yet little does he know that he can’t be saved
Donald’s campaign is headed to the grave – Dumb Don
Don Trump won’t earn his seat in DC Town
Let’s all watch his big smile turn to a frown
And as The Donald learns life is unkind
All of us just knew it was the end of the line, for Dumb Don

Dumb Don
Dumb Don
Big Dumb Don
Dumb Don

Let’s hope that we are done with this worthless twit
Even Tea-Baggers know Trump’s an idiot
If only the future could be planned
We would love to say, “You’re Fired!” to this shell of a man – Dumb Don

Dumb Don
Dumb Don
Big Dumb Don
Dumb Don

Posted on August 2, 2011, in Donald Trump and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Home grown terrorists

    Not so long ago, Trump was on Fox sharing his expertise on bankruptcy: it can be very profitable! He urged Republicans to force us into default to prevent President Obama from being reelected.

    Now he shares (most) Americans’ revulsion at our new, tawdry banana republic status: “It’s a great embarrassment, the whole process, to this country — we used to be a leader, we used to be considered a great country.”

    Yes, the secret’s out- we’ve got tons of a-holes in our country!

  2. Revolting teabaggers prefer Perry

    Whether by accident or design, the public faces of the Tea Party in the House are Midwesterners — Minnesota’s Michele Bachmann and Joe Walsh of Illinois. But while there may be Tea Party sympathizers throughout the country, in the House of Representatives the Tea Party faction that has used the debt ceiling issue to plunge the nation into crisis is overwhelmingly Southern in its origins.

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