Daily Archives: June 11, 2011

Seccessionist Perry May Soon Replace Philanderer Gingrich

Philanderer and Secessionist

Lynnrockets is fully aware of the Palin email dump recently performed by the state of Alaska, but will refrain from commenting thereon until they have been fully reviewed. Who knows, there may be nothing “new” to review. We must admit however that a few comments like the one which spoke about verifying baby Trig’s birth date and the withheld email having to deal with “child custody” do peak our curiosity.

Until then, we would like to comment a bit more on the topic of the Gingrich campaign’s mass staff resignation and its possible ramifications.

As you know, earlier this week Newt Gingrich’s hopes for the Republican nomination for president suffered a severe and potentially mortal blow. As many as 16 members of his top echelon of campaign staff quit abruptly because they claimed that their vision of the campaign differed significantly from Gingrich’s vision. The aides also claimed that Gingrich’s present (and 3rd) wife contributed to their decision by injecting herself too forcefully in the campaign. Indeed, the “final straw” was said to be his wife’s insistence that Gingrich take a Mediterranean cruise last week rather than to focus on the campaign.

The most devastating defections were campaign manager Rob Johnson and Dave Carney. You see, Johnson and Carney formally worked for Texas Governor Rick Perry. Many now speculate that Perry may enter the GOP presidential race and his two buddies will now be available to commandeer his campaign. Consequently, Rick Perry may become a viable candidate just as Gingrich fades away like Donald Trump. Republicans however, should not get too excited, as there are many reasons why Perry will face serious scrutiny from mainstream voters.

ThinkProgress.org has provided a list of the top 10 things that Rick Perry does not want voters to know. They are:

(1) PERRY ALLOWED THE EXECUTION OF A LIKELY INNOCENT MAN, THEN IMPEDED AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE MATTER;

(2) PERRY WANTS TO REPEAL THE 16th AND 17th AMENDMENTS, ENDING DIRECT ELECTION OF U.S. SENATORS AND THE FEDERAL INCOME TAX;

(3) PERRY PROPOSED LETTING STATES DROP OUT OF SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICAID;

(4) TEXAS IS THE COUNTRY’S BIGGEST POLLUTER, BUT PERRY SUED THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT FOR DISAPPROVING OF THE STATE’S AIR QUALITY STANDARDS;

(5) PERRY DESIGNATED AS “EMERGENCY LEGISLATION” A BILL REQUIRING ALL WOMEN SEEKING ABORTIONS TO HAVE SONOGRAMS FIRST;

(6) PERRY GUTTED CHILDCARE SERVICES EVEN AS TEXAS CHILDHOOD POVERTY HIT 25 PERCENT;

(7) PERRY WAS A STRONG SUPPORTER OF TEXAS’S ANTI-SODOMY LAWS;

(8) PERRY IS A STIMULUS HYPOCRITE WHO LOUDLY CRITICIZED FEDERAL RECOVERY MONEY BUT USED IT TO BALANCE HIS STATE’S BUDGET;

(9) PERRY SAID THAT TEXAS MIGHT HAVE TO SECEDE FROM THE UNITED STATES; and

(10) DESPITE HAVING THE WORST UNINSURED RATE IN THE COUNTRY, PERRY CLAIMS THAT TEXAS HAS “THE BEST HEALTH CARE IN THE COUNTRY”.

For a more thorough discussion of these repulsive policy policy decisions, please read the full Think Progress article here.

In the meantime please enjoy today’s song parody. Please remember to click on the song link below to not only familiarize yourselves with the tune, but to have more fun singing along with the parody.

California Dreamin’ song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xN9r0bWe78

CONSERVATIVE DREAMIN’

(sung to the Mamas & The Papas song “California Dreamin’”)

All their shirts are brown
(All their shirts are brown)
And their hair is grey
(And their hair is grey)
Listen to them talk
(Listen to them talk)
As they loudly pray
(As they loudly pray)
Scandal is their norm
(Scandal is their norm)
They have one every day
(They have one every day)
Conservative dreamin’
(Conservative dreamin’)
And politics of hate

Members of John Birch
Some won’t admit they’re gay
But when they get down on their knees
(Get down on their knees)
That’s when they like to play
(When they like to play)
These slimy creatures should be told
(Creatures should be told)
Membership’s gone away
(Members gone away)
Conservative dreamin’
(Conservative dreamin’)
Has led them all astray

(hypocrisy break)

Trump he was a clown
(Trump he was a clown)
Gingrich had his day
(Gingrich had his day)
Palin cannot talk
(Palin cannot talk)
She’s no Tina Fey
(She’s no Tina Fey)
Somebody should tell her
(Somebody should tell her)
To just go away
(To just go away)
Conservative dreamin’
(Conservative dreamin’)
Has become so cliché
(Conservative dreamin’)
Has lost all its cache´
(Conservative dreamin’)
Drives voters all away

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