Bad News Arising For Palin?

As Etta James once famously said, “At last”!

Some 24,000 emails from Sarah Palin’s tenure as Governor of Alaska will finally be released and made public tomorrow. After some 1,150 days of delay tactics by Palin, present Alaska Governor Sean Parnell and the Republican Party, the secret emails will finally be sanitized by the light of day. Despite her best efforts to conceal the emails, the former ex-quitting half-term Governor of Alaska has been compelled by the courts and Alaska’s Attorney General to produce the documents requested by multiple news agencies pursuant to the Freedom of Information Act. Palin even went so far as to claim that the news agencies would be required to pay $ 15 Million for copying charges when in fact the true cost is only $ 725.97.

Palin must have something to hide as she said last week, “A lot of those emails obviously weren’t meant for public consumption,” and people who read them will “never truly know what the context of each one of the emails was.” Oh Sarah, you really should have more faith in Americans and their ability to read. Granted, if her emails in any way resemble her manner of speech, a translator may be required.

It should be noted that there are more Palin emails that will not be released Friday. It is common knowledge that the deceptive Governor conducted some of her state business on a private Yahoo account. She has been accused of attempting to get around open records laws by using the private account and there is a court case pending which will decide whether those “private” account emails must also be released. In the meantime the court has ordered Palin to preserve those communications in case they too are deemed public.

Lynnrockets predicts some bad news arising.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody.
“Bad Moon Rising” song link:


(sung to the Creedence Clearwater Revival song “Bad Moon Rising”)

Palin sees bad news arising
She sees trouble on the way
She will stick to her lyin’
Emails are on the way

Sarah’s in a plight
And it’s bound to cause her strife
There’s some bad news on the rise

Palin’s secrets will be showin’
We know her end is coming soon
Soon all of us will be knowin’
Palin is a disgrace and ruined

Sarah’s in a plight
And it’s bound to cause her strife
There’s some bad news on the rise

(email scrubbing break)

We will be thrilled to forget her
Palin will have tears in her eyes
Looks like she’s in for nasty weather
She’ll be exposed by all her lies

Well, Sarah’s in a plight
And it’s bound to cause her strife
There’s some bad news on the rise

Sarah’s in a plight
And it’s bound to cause her strife

Posted on June 9, 2011, in Sarah Palin and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.

  1. At last! Hoping for an orange jump suit.

  2. Scum

    A team of lawyers have had more than enough time to sanitize the released emails, and there’s plenty of emails that won’t be released because they’re basically none of the public’s business– so says Parnell, and his team of lawyers.

    If Palin was paranoid, and clever, and shifty enough to use her personal Yahoo account for government business, we shouldn’t be surprised if she used her own cell phone for the really dodgy stuff.

  3. Gosh, poor Mrs Smith’s kitchen sink looks like it was built for Munchkins! No wonder the emails took so long to scrub. And are those Mama Grizzly’s pawprints on her frock … ?

  4. Love this post. Tomorrow is going to be a good, good day!

  5. 100

    The Washington Post is limiting this mouth-watering task to “just” one hundred people who would rather lose a half dozen IQ points parsing Sarah Palin’s illiterate bickering for “meaning” all weekend, for free, instead of doing absolutely anything else.

  6. Look forward to your analysis and excavation!

  7. Heh! Look at the top one on the CBS announcement!

    Let’s keep that Tri-g birthday straight, people! I need talking points for that! HAHAHAHAH!

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