Palin’s On The Road Again

Palin's final tour.

Is the Granny Grifter off and running? Could be. On Tuesday we learned of her feature-length propaganda film. Now, just yesterday we learned of her nationwide tour, beginning this weekend in the nation’s capital and taking her to a series of cities along the East Coast and ending in the first primary state, New Hampshire.

Sarah Palin said, “As we look to the future, we are propelled by America’s past. It’s imperative that we connect with our founders, our patriots, our challenges and victories to clearly see our way forward. A good way to do this is to appreciate the significance of our nation’s historic sites, patriotic events and diverse cultures, which we’ll do in the coming weeks on our ‘One Nation’ tour. ” As usual however, the former ex-quitting half-term governor’s statement provided nothing in the realm of actual policy positions or plans.

It is this scribe’s opinion that Palin will not actually run for the Presidency. Her tabloid lifestyle, abrasive personality, safety school education, inability to coherently articulate her policy positions and outright lying make her an undesirable candidate. Adding all of that to the fact that she is persona non grata within the Republican Party and would be a laughing-stock at GOP primary debates, means that Sarah Palin is simply unelectable.

This nationwide tour may simply prove to be Palin’s “last hurrah”. Time is running out on her stalling to make a definitive decision about launching an election campaign and she knows it. The drop-dead time by which a candidate can commence a viable campaign is June or July of this year and Palin is using this charade of a publicity stunt in an attempt to stay relevant and marketable until her inevitable decision to fold. Her 15 minutes are nearly over.

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the song parody.

On The Road Again song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TD_pSeNelU

ON THE ROAD AGAIN

(sung to the Willie Nelson song “On The Road Again”)

On the road again –
Sarah can’t wait to get on the road again
The life she loves is taking money from her friends
Palin can’t wait to get on the road again

On the road again –
Goin’ places that she’s never been
Palin thinks that she’s campaigning once again
So she’s stealing dough from all her brain-dead friends

On the road again –
Like a band of gypsies, Palins ride the highways
Grifting never ends
Persisting like a plague that’s coming our way, yes our way

On the road again –
She says its great to just “reload” again
Good Lord above will Palin’s grifting never end?
Sarah can’t wait to get on the road again

(Fox News love-in break)

On the road again –
Just those Palin pip-squeaks always talking sideways
Every word offends
Insisting that the world keep turning their way, yes their way

She’s on the road again –
Palin can’t wait to get on the road again
The life she loves is taking money from her friends
And she can’t wait to get on the road again
And she can’t wait to get on the road again

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Posted on May 27, 2011, in Sarah Palin and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 14 Comments.

  1. Desperate Housewife

    It’s hard to imagine the Koch brothers willingly entrusting Palin with the selling of Ryan’s ‘empowering Grandma with coupons’ plan, and these media-hogging stunts aren’t going to win many new friends in the GOP establishment.

    Worse still, the more she teases her fans, the more disgruntled they’ll become with the eventual Republican candidate and the higher the likelihood they won’t vote.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBJQ5MDwloo

  2. Great post; hope you are right, that it is a publicity ride, not a run (for President). No song regardless of how cute, fun, and inspiring they have been can soothe my soul should she be considered a viable candidate.

    • On the contrary, I really hope she runs. I relish the thought of her being made the fool in numerous primary debates before the whole nation. How entertaining is that?

  3. Just call me – An American who can Actually Read and Do Simple Math – Yes! I’m an Elitist!! — and now on to the comment:

    .oOo.

    Hmm … This is my take on such a possible presidential candidates debate – concentrating on Queen Silly Pants:

    Q: blah-de-blah-CONSTITUTION?

    Candidate 1: Well Tom (Dick or Harry or Sally), ..

    {interruption by the Quitter Grifter}: No! Me! I know that one! Let me answer it! — {word salad} Founding Fathers {tossed word salad} Constitution only for {white trailer trash ignorant} Americans! {sticky word salad} Let me show you my loaded Patriot gun! {shredded word pate}.

    .. {30 minutes later} – a breathless Sister Stupid Porcine Money Hog: Tom! I got it right, didn’t I? Yeah ME! How’s that for a comeback Lamestream Media? {fires gun into the ceiling shooting out about half the Klieg lights}.

  4. LOL the head of Rolling Thunder was just on MSNBC Andrea Mitchell’s show, he said she was not invited and will not speak and also is taking away from the cause. She knows there will be 1/4 million people there and she is going to play it like they are ther for her. What a phony!!!! She needs to just disapear into the atmosphere, she is digusting.

  5. She’s Side Show Sarah!

    Real moms aren’t such liars…

    http://www.zerohedge.com/article/letter-fukushima-mother

    “by williambanzai7
    on Fri, 05/27/2011 – 09:35
    #1316185

    If you are wondering what to do…repost the letter somewhere else.

    Remember, our own government is complicit in the Fukushima information blackout.

    Do you really think this is not impacting our West Coast?

    Just remember the Claude Junckers all over the world: “Lying can be justified for the common good.” “

  6. I think Lawrence nailed it last night in his 17 minute opening statement about the rolling Princess, WTF is she doing in the Northeast other than looking for cameras rolling on her.

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