Daily Archives: March 19, 2011

OY VEY! Sarah Palin Heads To Israel!

OK then. Now that the first leg of Sarah Palin’s two-legged world tour is over, let’s concentrate on stage two – Israel. Her goal remains the same. It is merely an attempt to bolster both her near non-existent foreign policy acumen as well as to flee her own nation in light of her ever-decreasing popularity among Republicans.

The former ex-quitting half-term Governor of Alaska plans to visit Israel for two days, and will meet with Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and other members of Israel’s right-wing, including Likud MK Danny Danon, a Danon aide told The Jerusalem Post. One can only imagine the damage that Palin might possibly inflict upon the Israeli/Palistinian peace process if Netanyahu either A) can understand a single word she is talking about or B) adopts any of her recommendations on the subject. I can hear her now,

“Hey Ben, I just love those settlements in the West Bank. They remind me of those capitalistic gold-seekers who rushed to Alaska spreading freedom and oil all over our childrens future in the Great White People North!”

Politico.com reports that Palin’s Israel junket was booked not through diplomatic channels but through a Christian tour operator. That should ensure that Palin gets some kudos from the evangelical right who might have frowned upon a meeting with a non-christian politician. It will also guarantee that we will all soon be blessed with obligatory photos of the Queen of Quit stuffing a crib-note in a crevice of the Wailing Wall and dragging a faux crucifixion cross through the streets of Jerusalem. It is also likely that Palin’s band of followers will receive some sort of Facebook posting or Twitter tweet about how God spoke to her in the Holy City and told her whether or not to run for President, but that she should keep it a secret until later.

Despite all of her best efforts to enhance her foreign policy credentials however, there is still an ever-increasing number of Republicans and Independents that hope that Sarah Palin will remain overseas for the foreseeable future. Every single recent poll reveals that Palin is precipitously losing popularity within those groups. She has no hope of being elected President, yet her refusal to state her intentions clouds the GOP nomination waters. She is a problem that most Republicans wish would go away and stay away.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody. Enjoy!

Hava Naguila song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_G1jF4Pnh0

SHE’S FROM WASILLA

(sung to the Harry Belafonte version of  “Hava Naguila”)

She’s from Wasilla
She’s a moose griller
Built a new villa
Sarah Palin

John McCain killer
Hate speech distiller
Endorsed Joe Miller
Sarah Palin

Off to the Holy Land
She’s there to lend a hand
Flames of hatred to fan
Sarah Palin

Travelling one-gal band
Waiving her hundred-grand
Universally panned
Sarah Palin

No clue, like Charlie Sheen
Tea-Party Queen, yes that is Sarah
She loves to preen, too much mascara
Palin’s a scream, that’s right she’ll scare-ya
Tea-Baggers’ dream with beehive hair
Nasty and mean
Throw in obscene
That’s Sarah Palin

Low-rent thought-chiller
A Phyllis Diller
She hates Ben Stiller
Sarah Palin

Next trip? Manila
Speak with gorilla
She’s not vanilla
Sarah Palin

Off to the Holy Land
Crib notes upon her hand
Flames of hatred to fan
Sarah Palin

Travelling one-gal band
A flaming fire-brand
She really should be banned
Sarah Palin

No clue, like Charlie Sheen
Tea-Party Queen, yes that is Sarah
She loves to preen, too much mascara
Palin’s a scream, that’s right she’ll scare-ya
Tea-Baggers’ dream with beehive hair
Nasty and mean
Throw in obscene
That’s Sarah Palin

She’s from Wasilla
She’s a moose griller
Built a new villa
Sarah Palin

John McCain killer
Hate speech distiller
Endorsed Joe Miller
Sarah Palin

Off to the Holy Land
Sporting her desert tan
Flames of hatred to fan
Sarah Palin

Travelling one-gal band
Next stop is Disney Land
She really should be banned
Sarah Palin

No clue, like Charlie Sheen
Tea-Party Queen, yes that is Sarah
She loves to preen, too much mascara
Palin’s a scream, that’s right she’ll scare-ya
Tea-Baggers’ dream with beehive hair
Nasty and mean
Throw in obsceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene
That’s Sarah Paliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

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