Palin’s Dad Clings To His Guns (Not His Wife) In Bed

Charles "Chuckles" Heath

Sarah Palin’s father Charles “Chuckles” Heath has let go with another doozy of a tale this week. CNN reports that, citing death threats to his family, he claims to keep his guns close at night. “We sleep with the guns,” Chuck Heath said in an interview with the BBC on Monday.

So let’s get this straight, Palin’s father (who does not live with her) is so afraid for his safety that he sleeps with his guns? Hey Chuck, like the psychologist once said, “just because you are paranoid does not mean that they really are not out to get you!” Who knows, maybe this is Palin’s father’s way of expressing his  “2nd Amendment remedies”. In any event, this is not the first time that the attention-seeking former teacher has shot-off (pun intended) his mouth.

Back in 2009 “Papa Bear” Palin told a couple of reporters that the presence of so many Asians and Pacific Islanders made Sarah Palin so uncomfortable that she left Hawaii Pacific College. He said, “they were a minority type thing and it wasn’t glamorous, so she came home.”

Let’s hope that so long as the former ex-quitting half-term Governor of Alaska continues to refuse to give interviews to the “lamestream’ media, that the press keeps looking to Chuck Heath for a story. Whenever he speaks, we are all sure to have a chuckle.

In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody also too.

The Beverly Hillbillies song link:


(sung to the theme of “The Beverly Hillbillies”)

Come and listen to a story ‘bout a gal named Sarah
Not too many brains but a whole lot of mascara.
Her hair is in a beehive and she has some lipstick too,
She tried to run for V.P. but she didn’t have a clue.

Knowledge that is,   Bush Doctrine?,    Job of V.P. ?

Well the first thing ya know Obama left her in the dust,
So she joined the Tea Party to engage in some blood-lust
She said, “The Johnston family are so dumb that they just drool”
Then daughter Bristol and Levi dropped right on out of school.

Embarrasment that is,   Birth’n Babies,    Quittin’ Jobs.

Well now its time to say good-bye to Sarah and her kin,
The First Dude and his wife have some wounds that need lick’n.
The whole Palin clan now studies the encyclopedia,
So they can handle “Gotcha Questions” from the “lamestream” media.

Couric, that is.   Charlie Gibson,    Tina Fey..

Y’all come back now, y’hear?


Posted on March 9, 2011, in Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. Her father is an idiot and the idiot DNA has been passed down to his kids and grandkids as documented for the past two and a half years.

  2. Love lyrics, quite catchy. No doubt Chuck has one of these:

  3. You got to find someone to record these songs and lyrics. Priceless!

  4. Great one Lynnerockets!!! Loved it.

  5. Putting up with flak

    Chuckie boasts a hell of a killer crib; it looks like the inside of Noah’s Ark. If Noah had been a bloodthirsty Republican hillbilly! With the bad karma from all the skulls and bones littered about it’s no wonder he’s developed a bit of an itchy trigger finger.

    But there’s no need to worry. According to the GOP, the solution to gun massacres is for everybody to be constantly armed to the teeth, so as long as he’s clutching his gun he couldn’t possibly be any safer!

  6. Maybe all those dead heads haunt him at night…did anyone check for bullets in the walls?
    Compare these two POTUS parent-wannabes to Obama’s mother, who watches the kids when needed…exactly, you wouldn’t know her if you saw her, right? SHE doesn’t give smarmy interviews…she, like the children, stays out of the glare. Not the Palins…they are like moths to a flame. Fortunately, Sarah is getting a little close to the fire, and should flame out soon.

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