Mike Huckabee(Hound) Is Actually As Stupid As He Looks

If you have any doubt as to the competency of Mike Huckabee, simply remember that Republicans chose the elderly and addle-minded John McCain as their presidential nominee in 2008, rather than  be represented by the former Arkansas governor. Think about that for a moment. More Republicans had confidence in a stuttering, flip-flopping wife-cheater than in the former preacher.

History has a habit of repeating itself and Huckabee is pondering another presidential run in 2012. Problem is, he is still a stupid man. Need evidence of that? Well, while being interviewed by New York radio station WOR on Monday, Huckabee stated that President Barack Obama grew up in Kenya. This was no mere slip of the tongue either. Huckabee went on to describe in detail why Obama’s world view was influenced by his Kenyan upbringing. Of course Obama was actually raised in Hawaii and Indonesia, but Huckabee never lets facts get in the way of a good story. He said,

“I would love to know more. What I know is troubling enough. And one thing that I do know is his having grown up in Kenya, his view of the Brits, for example, very different than the average American. His perspective as growing up in Kenya with a Kenyan father and grandfather, their view of the Mau Mau Revolution in Kenya is very different than ours because he probably grew up hearing that the British are a bunch of imperialists who persecuted his grandfather.”

Not only is Mike Huckabee misinformed as to where his president grew up, but he also seems to forget that many early Americans also viewed the British as “a bunch of imperialists”. Hence, the American Revolution which he so often references. But what can we expect besides misinformation from a Fox News employee?

Today’s song parody references how the allegedly tough-on-crime former governor granted clemency to Mo Clemmons. You might recall that Clemmons was convicted in 1989 on a string of felony charges including aggravated robbery, burglary and possession of a gun , and sentenced to a jaw-dropping 108 years. He had more than two dozen rule violations while in prison, including citations for fighting in 1998 and 1997, yet Huckabee lobbied for his release. Within a year of his release however, he was back in prison on robbery charges. Huckabee pardoned him once again. Then Clemmons was shot and killed as authorities tried to apprehend him for the shooting deaths of four Washington police officers. Good work Mike!

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

“Oh, Christmas Tree” song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQRTk1RvFH8


(sung to the Christmas song “Oh, Christmas Tree”)

Mike Huckabee, Mike Huckabee
Why did you free Mo Clemmons?
Mike Huckabee, Mike Huckabee
It leaves a taste like lemons
In Jail he was locked up real tight
To set him free was not too bright
Mike Huckabee, Mike Huckabee
Why did you free Mo Clemmons?

Mike Huckabee, Mike Huckabee
You unleashed a cop killer
Mike Huckabee, Mike Huckabee
Your future’s in the chiller
Now they’ll say you are soft on crime
You freed that creep from doing time
Mike Huckabee, Mike Huckabee
You unleashed a cop killer


Posted on March 2, 2011, in Fox News, Mike Huckabee, Republican, Songs and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. He also managed to get his vile son off for killing a helpless dog. Google that one, it is worse than Romney and the “dog on the roof of the car” crap.

  2. Fat Cat

    The Huckster became rich by refusing to bow out of the last presidential primaries in order to raise his national profile enough to land a sweet gig as staff fundamentalist yokel at Fox.

    He won’t get any richer by running again. So why not be a loyal Fox company man? Tell a huge whopper of a lie on live radio and have an anonymous aide quietly apologize after the broadcast. It’s not as if he’s still a (poor) preacher!

  3. Huck Fink

    If a candidate is willing to endorse, or equivocate, on these racist fantasies, we of the wildly powerless Mainstream Media Priesthood should shun and shame him or her.


  4. Atheists for Obama

    Well gee yall dunt yall tink Mr. Huckabee playa mean bass geeeeetar? It musta take lotsa doin to learn howta twang dem big ol’ fat bass strings!

    Huckabee, Fuckabee the latter is most befitting. The man is as ugly and retarded looking on the outside as he is on the inside. Nothing more than a one time freaking, crackpot, baptist preacher with the IQ of a blunt needle. He knows nothing about real science and is adament that Adam and Eve were the first two human beings brought to earth by the big guy! LOL!!!!!

    The fat old fuck should be forced to wear a paper bag to conceal that hideous mug of his. Gee whiz Huckabee is one ugly dude. Ever see his porker son’s? They’re ugly, real ugly!

    I wish one day Huckabee would slip and fall on that retarded bass guitar of his and the guitar’s headstock would go right up Huckabee’s ass and route out his brains from his rectum.

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