The Madcap CPAC Recap Continues…

Pamela Geller and Ann "The Man" Coulter". "Nuff said.

Pamela Geller (Buffy the Vampire Slayer?), one of the biggest critics of the so-called “Ground Zero Mosque” held an unofficial forum during the CPAC conference last weekend. The main focus of the forum was for the preview of the film “The Ground Zero Mosque: The Second Wave of The 9/11 Attacks.” Despite the film however, it was Geller’s bizarre remarks about the CPAC conference itself which drew the most attention.

Geller proclaimed that the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) has been “corrupted” and “compromised by Muslim Brotherhood activists.” Really Ms. Geller, we all understand that every single person at this annual gathering of radical right-wing nut-jobs felt compelled to say something about the recent Egyptian uprising, but to suggest that the conservative group has been infiltrated by the Muslim Brotherhood is simply over the top. She continued…

“If you look at the agenda of CPAC, look at all of the panels and then look at your daily news headlines, they’re either clueless or complicit,” Geller said. “And I’m telling you that before you throw the baby out with the bathwater. There are 12,000 people that come to this event that don’t know they’ve been completely sold out by CPAC leadership. We have to take CPAC back, you can’t create this again.”

Let’s go to the tape:

It is only a matter of time now before Pamela Geller appears on Fox News with Glenn Beck to spread this wildly sensational conspiracy theory. The chalkboards are certain to be burning with activity.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

American Woman song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnluciYGFXg

REPUBLICAN WOMEN

(sung to the Guess Who song “American Woman”)

Republican women they’ve all lost their minds
Republican women, they’ve really lost their minds
Republican women they’ve all lost their minds
Republican women they’ve all lost their minds

Say “R”, say “E”, say “P”
Say “L”, say “I”, say “C”
Say “A” “N”

Republican women they’ve all lost their minds
Republican women they’ve all lost their minds
Republican women they’ve all lost their minds

Republican women, stay away from me
Republican women, from the G.O.P.
You are someone I’ll just ignore
I don’t wanna see your face no more
I got more important things to do
And I will never be sold on you

Now women, I said stay away

Republican women, listen what I say

Republican women, have no dignity
Republican women, and their tea-parties
Like I told you the time before
Michele Bachmann is just a bore
Mann Coulter I do despise
Malkin has a lazy eye
Now women, I said get away
Republican women, listen what I say

Republican women, it’s clear as day
Republican women, they’re no Tina Fey
Talk about defending our shores
Their husbands prefer time with whores
Jean Schmidt always makes a scene
Sarah Palin thinks she’s queen
Mary Matalin’s hypnotized
Ingraham’s mouth is super-sized
Now women, from the G.O.P.
Republican women, mama let me be

Go, gotta get away, gotta get away
Now go go go
Gonna leave you, women
Gonna leave you, women
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
You’re no good for me
I’m no good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye.
Tell you what I’m gonna do
You know I’m gonna leave
You know I’m gonna go
You know I’m gonna leave
You know I’m gonna go, women
I’m gonna leave, women
Goodbye, Republican women

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Posted on February 16, 2011, in Republican, Songs, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. World of Warcraft

    “What we didn’t do was pretend that we could dictate the outcome in Egypt — because we can’t. So we were very mindful that it was important for this to remain an Egyptian event, that the United States did not become the issue.”- President Obama.

    If anything, under the Bush administration our foreign policy was “corrupted and compromised” by a small cabal of neocon activists. Mercifully, anti-neocon Ron Paul won the CPAC presidential straw poll while Cheney was heckled as a war criminal!

  2. Wow, Reagan shouldn’t have closed all those funny farms. These people are nuts!

  3. NadePaulKuciGravMcKi

    Pam Geller
    Gary Bauer
    John Hagee
    David Horowitz
    play dumb re 9/11
    no questions re 9/11

    What you have done will be the saving of Israel
    You’ll be remembered forever for this
    Not only that you’ve been paid for your efforts
    Pretty good wages for one little kiss

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