Daily Archives: February 14, 2011

Ann Coulter Confirms He Is A Crazy-Man At CPAC

First off, Lynnrockets would like to wish a HAPPY VALENTINES DAY to all you Rocketeers. Now let’s get to the news…

Ann Coulter is one strange man. This guy has been hanging around the political world for far too long and at this point he should simply be ignored. He has lately been relegated to the back bench of conservative politics and for good reason. His columns have been dropped from many newspapers and the only place he can be found on television is the propaganda network known as Fox News. He is now pretty much irrelevant to any serious political discussion.. If it were not for CPAC, he would no longer have any audience at all.

No serious Republican or conservative cares the least what Coulter has to say any longer. He is merely a man of yesterday. He bullies his way with his big adams apple and big hands into conservative circles but even those neanderthals are too embarrassed to have him hang around for too long. Honestly, let’s look at his recent history. He is the guy that said that Jews need to be perfected. He also said that the Canadians fought along-side us in Viet Nam. Remember the time that he called John Edwards a faggot? Yikes, talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Ever watch him prance around on Fox News wearing his tight fitting dresses? This guy is so embarrassing that I am guessing that there is a couple somewhere in Connecticut that wishes that they exercised there freedom of choice and aborted this guy before he could incite all the hatred that he has brought on this country.

His CPAC appearance last weekend was just more of the same. It is all over-the-top rhetoric with no substantive basis. For instance he said, “Here’s a lesson of history: Do not allow Democrats anywhere near foreign policy. Not even to keep them away from domestic policy. It’s a mistake to ask those who don’t even like democracy to defend it.” On what basis can he support the ridiculous statement that Democrats do not like democracy? None. He then revised history by claiming, “Liberals could not have been less interested in democracy when we were taking out the guy who gassed his neighbors…when we went to take out Saddam Hussein.” Notice how he failed to mention that the Bush administration’s justification for invading Iraq was to find those non-existent weapons of mass destruction and not to nation build.

Then for some reason he started talking about gay conservatives. He said, “I would like gays to be part of conservatism just the way women are without there being a special designation for it, that’s what I’d prefer.” Then he said, “The left is trying to co-opt gays and I don’t think we should let them, they should be on our side.” He concluded by saying that he and gays have a lot “a lot in common”. He added, “We like the same music, we like the same cocktails, and we like a lot of the same men.” Maybe there is even another reason that he is not so comfortable talking about. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge!

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Lola song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVXmMMSo47s

COULTER

(sung to the Kinks song “Lola”)

I saw her once last week on the Fox network
Where the hosts are lame and the guests are worse like Ann Coulter
She is a revolter
A big Adam’s Apple and masculine hands
She has the curves of a flagpole and a set of big huge molars
M-o-l-a molars mo-mo-mo-mo molars

Well I’m not the world’s most perceptive bloke
But she is a lady that I wouldn’t dare poke
That Ann Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walks like a woman but looks like a man
That Ann Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter

Well she sat right next to Hannity
And then was on Bill O’Reilly
They saw mascara on her eyes so blue
But I swear those guys didn’t have a damn clue
Well I don’t know if they are into men
But the next night on Fox she was on there again that Ann Coulter
Co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter
Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter

I changed the station
M-S-N-B-C
Re-luct-ant-ly
I then turned back to Fox
Then I was convinced she was a he

Well I don’t know what ol Rush Limbaugh thinks
But I like women when they don’t have dinks like Ann Coulter’s
Co-co-co-co Coulter’s
She says that her wisdom sells her books
It’s gotta be somethin’ cuz it ain’t her good looks that Ann Coulter
Co-co-co-co Coulter

I took a closer look at Hannity
Now I’m not really so sure that he’s not a she
But this might be the Republican way
A sex change is good cuz then you’re not gay

Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man
But I’m never gonna take it right up the can
From no Mann Coulter
Co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter
Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter

Ann Coulter is a disease that needs to be cured.

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