Note To Sarah: You Are Not On The “Needs To Know” List

Sarah Palin appears to be miffed at the fact that she is not on President Obama’s “Needs To Know” list. She apparently feels that the President of the United States should be relaying the nation’s very delicate response to the Egyptian uprising by her.

On Friday evening, the former ex-quitting half-term Governor of Alaska spoke with the Christian Broadcasting Network‘s David Brody about Egypt. In her patented form of unintelligible language, Palin said she was

“not real enthused about what it is that’s being done on a national level and from (Washington) in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt. Nobody yet has explained to the American public yet what they know, and surely they know more than the rest of us … who will be taking the place of (Egyptian President Hosni) Mubarak. In these areas that are so volatile right now because obviously it’s not just Egypt but the other countries too where we are seeing uprisings, we know that now more than ever, we need strength and sound mind there in the White House.”

Really, since when should the President of the United States make sure that a one-time reality television series host is “understanding all the situation there in Egypt”? Why should the President of the United States feel compelled to prematurely show his cards in the midst of diplomatic negotiations with a foreign nation so that Sarah Palin can know “what they know”? Best yet, who is Sarah Palin to be questioning someone’s “sound mind”?

Every time that Sarah Palin opens her mouth, she sounds less like an able-minded potential candidate and more like the delusional Glenn Beck. At this point, even she cannot possibly take herself seriously. Honestly Sarah darlin’, your ramblings are very interesting, but please run along now because the adults in the Obama Administration are trying to have a serious discussion about Egypt.


In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s Sarah Palin song parody.

Copacabana song link:


(sung to the Barry Manilow song “Copacabana”)

Her name was Sarah, She was a schoolgirl
With lots of style gel in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She used to play flute, no not the skin type
And yes she was a sportscaster, a job that she could not master
Although she was a pup, with Todd she got knocked-up
They were young and they had each other
Just a mere hiccup

At the Copa, Copacavilla
The hottest spot north of Wasilla
At the Copa, Copacavilla
Those rimless glasses made them look like asses
At the Copa…they fell in love

(Copa Copacavilla)

His name was Toddie, she liked his body
They got married one fine day, He insisted he’s not gay
They said a prayer, then she was mayor
But to add some attitude, she changed his name to the “First Dude”
Sarah then hired some crooks, and then she banned some books
There was trouble with city contracts
So they cooked the books

At the Copa, Copacavilla
The hottest spot north of Wasilla
At the Copa, Copacavilla
Handouts and kickbacks and lots of “Joe Sixpacks”
At the Copa…next it was Guv

(Copa Copacavilla) (Copacavilla, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Copa Copacavilla)
(Wasilla,  rhymes with vanilla)
(Dumbness and fashion… were always her passion)

Her name is Sarah, she was a Guv’nor
She even tried to be V.P.,  cuz she was so damn “Mavericky”
That was a pipedream for our gal, Sarah
The job was above her pay-grade. More substance in lemonade
Her inlaw getting high. Now she just hates Levi
She lost the race and she lost her mojo
Now she’s lost her mind!

At the Copa (CO), Copacavilla (Copacavilla)
The hottest spot north of Wasilla (Here)
At the Copa (CO), Copacavilla
No education. Unwed procreation
At the Copa…That’s our ex- Guv

(Copa) That’s our ex- Guv
(Fade to end)


Posted on February 6, 2011, in Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 17 Comments.

  1. Can’t wait til she’s hooked off the stage. Mere hiccup, please, please go away and take the proper dosage of your meds.

  2. Her self centered ignorance continues to astound. Right, she should be on the hotline with the President. You LOST you idiot, now go away.

    This also too from her interview:

    “I think much of the mainstream media is already becoming irrelevant. Because there is not balance in many cases, david, there is not truth coming out of the mainstream media and I know that first hand, I live it everyday. And what would give me great joy is if what would become irrelevant is just the untruthful the misreporting out there. I want the mainstream media, and I’ve said this for a couple of years now, I want to help ‘em. I want. I have a journalism degree, that is what I studied. I understand that this cornerstone of our democracy is a free press, is sound journalism. I want to help them build back their reputation. And allow Americans to be able to trust what it is that they are reporting. We’re so far from being able to trust what so many of the mainstream media personalities, characters, feed the American public that it scares me for our country. What would give me great joy is what would become irrelevant is the misreporting that comes out of the mainstream media.”

    Sarah wants to help? Bwahahaha. Perhaps she should start with Fox.

    Enough of this shrew. GO PACKERS!

  3. For someone who doesn’t live in our state, these posts continue to be right on target and amuse me daily. Thank you!

  4. What I like about this is you can dance around in a feathered boa while shaking Maracas.

  5. Curb your enthusiasm

    Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That’s right, for all the F-15 flyovers and flag waving, football is our most successful sport because the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives it to the poor teams… just like President Obama wants to do with his secret army of ACORN volunteers.

    The NFL runs itself in a way that would fit nicely on Glenn Beck’s chalkboard – they literally share the wealth, through salary caps and revenue sharing – TV is their biggest source of revenue, and they put all of it in a big commie pot and split it 32 ways. Because they don’t want anyone to fall too far behind. That’s why the team that wins the Super Bowl picks last in the next draft. Or what the Republicans would call “punishing success.”

  6. Every time she speaks I’m thankful Americans made the right choice in 2008; and I also worry about what 2012 holds in store. So many Palin supporters don’t seem to care that she’s brain-dead, they STILL want her to be our next President.

    • Luckily for America, if you were to gather together every Palin supporter in the nation, they are minuscule in number compared to those who see her as the unqualified fool that she is.

      • Yes, they are miniscule and if you check out the CBN blog by Brody, you will see the American Evangeliban is wising up that Snowbilly Grifter offers NOTHING of substance and NO solutions. They disapprove of her constant hatefilled rhetoric against everyone.

        Love It.

    • Pokerface,

      You are really putting it mildly. Go to the C4P website and see how delusional these moronic followers really are and apparently they are real live human beings with computers and such. ROFLMFAO

      They see everything see does as all great and wise and everything that person they call Barry does is ill-conceived, community organizing and having no basis in reality.

      Take the leap – it will make you laugh.

      Lynn, great article, thank you, as always.

  7. Fabulous.

    My first comment last night when I heard she was able to spit out the words “sound mind” was similar to yours–who is SHE to talk about having a sound mind? lol

    Oh, and Sarah–if you’d LIKE to be “real enthused about what it is that’s being done on a national level and from (Washington) in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt,” I suggest picking up a book–or a copy of that blasphemous rag “The New Yorker,” (when you get real advanced) you know–anything with words. You’ll need a dictionary, darlin’, and some help soundin’ out the big words, but eventually you’ll get the hang of it.

    But I really doubt you’re wantin’ to work that hard. Just go club somethin’, or shoot at some stuff (no risk of you actually hitting it), or head over to the Beehive for some more Lee Press On hair–Lord knows you’ve ripped enough out over the pending emails and Todd’s dalliances with the working girls.

    Look, sweetheart, we all get it. You’re trying to suck every last dollar out of the market because you know your days are numbered as a national, speaker. Just pick topics that aren’t so obviously out of your intellectual realm. You’d be much more believable on topics like “How to Chew Through the Restraints,” or “The Importance of Taking the Meds Regularly.” Just a suggestion.

    In the meantime, we sure are enjoyin’ your public displays of “Meltdown on the National Stage.” If they gave an award for “Talking About Stuff You Know Nothing About,” I’m sure you’d win….. your usual Second Runner Up.

    (My apologies to the family for the number of cans that will be thrown this evening.)

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