Daily Archives: February 6, 2011

Fingers Crossed For The Packers

Go Pack, Go !!! Bring the Lombardi Trophy Home Where it Belongs!!!

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Note To Sarah: You Are Not On The “Needs To Know” List

Sarah Palin appears to be miffed at the fact that she is not on President Obama’s “Needs To Know” list. She apparently feels that the President of the United States should be relaying the nation’s very delicate response to the Egyptian uprising by her.

On Friday evening, the former ex-quitting half-term Governor of Alaska spoke with the Christian Broadcasting Network‘s David Brody about Egypt. In her patented form of unintelligible language, Palin said she was

“not real enthused about what it is that’s being done on a national level and from (Washington) in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt. Nobody yet has explained to the American public yet what they know, and surely they know more than the rest of us … who will be taking the place of (Egyptian President Hosni) Mubarak. In these areas that are so volatile right now because obviously it’s not just Egypt but the other countries too where we are seeing uprisings, we know that now more than ever, we need strength and sound mind there in the White House.”

Really, since when should the President of the United States make sure that a one-time reality television series host is “understanding all the situation there in Egypt”? Why should the President of the United States feel compelled to prematurely show his cards in the midst of diplomatic negotiations with a foreign nation so that Sarah Palin can know “what they know”? Best yet, who is Sarah Palin to be questioning someone’s “sound mind”?

Every time that Sarah Palin opens her mouth, she sounds less like an able-minded potential candidate and more like the delusional Glenn Beck. At this point, even she cannot possibly take herself seriously. Honestly Sarah darlin’, your ramblings are very interesting, but please run along now because the adults in the Obama Administration are trying to have a serious discussion about Egypt.

GO PACK, GO !!! BRING THE LOMBARDI TROPHY BACK WHERE IT BELONGS!!!

In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s Sarah Palin song parody.

Copacabana song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMHp9a5FwrI

COPACAVILLA

(sung to the Barry Manilow song “Copacabana”)

Her name was Sarah, She was a schoolgirl
With lots of style gel in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She used to play flute, no not the skin type
And yes she was a sportscaster, a job that she could not master
Although she was a pup, with Todd she got knocked-up
They were young and they had each other
Just a mere hiccup

At the Copa, Copacavilla
The hottest spot north of Wasilla
At the Copa, Copacavilla
Those rimless glasses made them look like asses
At the Copa…they fell in love

(Copa Copacavilla)

His name was Toddie, she liked his body
They got married one fine day, He insisted he’s not gay
They said a prayer, then she was mayor
But to add some attitude, she changed his name to the “First Dude”
Sarah then hired some crooks, and then she banned some books
There was trouble with city contracts
So they cooked the books

At the Copa, Copacavilla
The hottest spot north of Wasilla
At the Copa, Copacavilla
Handouts and kickbacks and lots of “Joe Sixpacks”
At the Copa…next it was Guv

(Copa..Copacavilla)
(Copa Copacavilla) (Copacavilla, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Copa Copacavilla)
(Wasilla,  rhymes with vanilla)
(Dumbness and fashion… were always her passion)

Her name is Sarah, she was a Guv’nor
She even tried to be V.P.,  cuz she was so damn “Mavericky”
That was a pipedream for our gal, Sarah
The job was above her pay-grade. More substance in lemonade
Her inlaw getting high. Now she just hates Levi
She lost the race and she lost her mojo
Now she’s lost her mind!

At the Copa (CO), Copacavilla (Copacavilla)
The hottest spot north of Wasilla (Here)
At the Copa (CO), Copacavilla
No education. Unwed procreation
At the Copa…That’s our ex- Guv

(Copa) That’s our ex- Guv
Copacavilla
Copacavilla
(Fade to end)