A Saturday Night Palin Byte

Just some old Anti-Palin television theme song parody fun for this late January evening. This is actually one of the first parodies that I wrote. I composed it a long time before starting this blog. In those days I was simply posting the songs on comment sections of newspapers and blogs, the most notable of which was The Mudflats. Please enjoy this little bit of Lynnrockets nostalgia while we await the Queen of Quit to utter some new foolish tid-bit for us to parody.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the song parody.

Mary Tyler Moore Show theme link: http://www.televisiontunes.com/Mary_Tyler_Moore_Show_-_CD_Version.html

THE MARY TYLER PALIN  SHOW

(sung to the theme of “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”)

Who’s the pitbull with lipstick on her smile?
Who can take an election campaign, and suddenly make it all
seem futile?
Well its you Sarah, and you did show it
With each incoherent sentence, you sure did blow it

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it
What’s that sucking sound coming from your spaced head?
You’re gonna fake it after all

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it
What’s that sucking sound coming from your spaced head?
You’re gonna fake it after all

(bad-parenting break)

You want Alaska to secede
You have lots of firearms and girl you know that’s all you need
All the Tea-Baggers adore you
That Thorazine stare will do wonders for you

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it
What’s that sucking sound coming from your spaced head?
You’re gonna fake it after all

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it
What’s that sucking sound coming from your spaced head?
You’re gonna fake it after all

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it all

You went and faked it after all

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Posted on January 29, 2011, in Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. This is actually one of the first parodies that I wrote. Please enjoy this little bit of Lynnrockets nostalgia while we await the Queen of Quit to utter some new foolish tid-bit for us to parody.. In those days I was simply posting the songs on comment sections of newspapers and blogs, the most notable of which was The Mudflats. I composed it a long time before starting this blog?

  2. Lynnrockets you cease to amaze us all with your talent and ability to re-lyric these tunes day after day. I’ve been following you from the very beginning when you first showed up on the Mudflats and wowed us all…and continue to do so.

    Back in the early days when I had the stomach for it, I would venture over to the Spectator and was delighted to see you there also, too. Boy you really tied their ‘gotchies’ in a knot…it was very funny. Don’t go to the other side anymore, including never watching a nanosecond of WTFNews.

    Prefer this row of the choir thanks very much…

    Cheers and carry on:)

    • That’s funny that you remember the “Spectator” days. That too is a Boston publication which is weird in that Boston could not be more blue. A strange town in which to have such a conservative rag. I think I might have to venture over there again and see what I can stir up. I’m thrilled that you even remember me from there. Btw, you should copyright “WTFux News” I just love it!

  3. As usual, we never have to wait too long for her next foolishness. She has tried to clarify her Sputnik v Spudnut remarks, and also too as usual has failed miserably. The gift that keeps on giving…

    http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2011/01/without-federal-dollars-sarah-palins.html

    • Hey Pat, think we’ve ever crossed paths? If we have not, I hope we do.

      • not that I know of, technically not far from you (North Andover) but haven’t been up your neck of the shore in a long time, but who knows? Maybe someday if these giant mounds of snow ever melt and summer gets here, I might have to check out some fine drinking establishments on the north shore 🙂

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