Michele Bachmann Considers White House Bid, Bwa-Ha-Ha-Ha!

Ticket to the Apocalypse, that is.

Are Teapublicans so out of touch with reality that they think they make viable presidential candidates? Well, does April Fools Day always fall on April 1st?

The newest moonbat-crazy Tea Bagger to consider running for the Oval Office in 2012 is none other than Minnesota’s most misguided and reprehensible character. No, not Brett Favre. We are talking about the other one, Michele Bachmann. We are not kidding.

Bachmann is heading to Iowa on January 21 to deliver a keynote address in Des Moines at an event sponsored by the “Iowans for Tax Relief”. It’s also expected the Tea Party darling will meet privately with Iowa political operatives to discuss a potential presidential bid. In fact, Doug Sachtleben her communications director says of her trip, “She’s not taking anything off the table, her focus remains on Minnesota’s 6th District, but she hasn’t ruled anything out.”

Bachmann recently took a beating for falsely claiming on CNN that President Obama’s India trip in November was costing taxpayers $200 million a day. In another controversial comment, she called on the media in 2008 to investigate all congressmen to “find out if they are pro-America or anti-America.” Michele Bachmann is truly a nut-job on par with her Tea Party BFF Sarah Palin, but don’t take our word for it, just take a look at some of the things she has publicly said:

“Little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal and natural and perhaps they should try it.”
Sen Michele Bachmann, Interview with Jan Markell, Olive Tree Ministries.

and

“Many teenagers that come in should be paying the employer because of broken dishes or whatever occurs during that period of time. But you know what? After six months, that teenager is going to be a fabulous employee and is going to go on a trajectory where he’s going to be making so much money, we’ll be borrowing money from him.” —Michele Bachmann, 1/26/05, explaining why teenagers should pay employers for the privilege of working instead of receiving minimum wage.

and

“Approximately 114 million Americans are expected to leave private health insurance. Why? Their employers will drop the insurance because the taxpayer-subsidized plan will be 30 to 40 percent cheaper.” —Michele Bachmann accidentally making the case for the public option

oh, and here is a fun one

“Any of you who have members of your family that are in the lifestyle – we have a member of our family that is. This is not funny. It’s a very sad life. It’s part of Satan, I think, to say this is gay. It’s anything but gay.” – Michele Bachmann, (R) Minnesota 6th District.

and our favorite

“Is there no longer freedom of speech in this chamber, Mr. President?….Mr. President…MR. PRESIDENT?….You can turn my microphone off now.” – Michele Bachmann, May 16, 2004, Last day of 2004 Session.

Holy mental-case Batman! Is this woman for real? We hope so. Nothing in this world would be better for Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off than if Bachmann and Palin formed a ticket and ran for the presidency together. Just imagine the song parody material! As Clint Eastwood would say, “Go ahead, make my day”!

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

The Flintstones television theme song link: http://www.televisiontunes.com/Flintstones.html

BACHMANN

(sung to the television theme song “The Flinstones”)

Bachmann. Michele Bachman
A Congresswoman that is bat crazy
She and Sarah Palin
Driving voters from the G.O.P.

She can’t form a sentence that’s complete
Now she’s targeted for big defeat

When you’re Michele Bachmann
You’re just living off the state dime
Endorsing hate crimes
Exposed during prime time

Bachmann. Michele Bachman
Hates Blacks, children and those that are gay
She is clearly brain dead
Can’t seem to get out of her own way

She talks right through the rain, snow and sleet
Every single thought is incomplete

When you’re Michele Bachmann
You’re just living off the state dime
Endorsing hate crimes
Exposed during prime time

Exposed during prime time

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Posted on January 6, 2011, in Michele Bachmann, Republican, Sarah Palin, Songs, Tea Party and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. Good Lord, how did this woman ever get elected in the first place? What a loon. Loved the teenage employee comment. So according to Michelle, my son, who has been a summer camp counselor for the past two years (total 16 weeks of work) will soon be offered the Director’s job. Guess we can shelve those silly plans for college next year. Yikes, what planet does she live on? Talk about trajectory, she’s in another orbit.

  2. You’d have a ticket of dumb and dumberer…

  3. Why the hell not?

    She won’t be wasting her own money, and Huckabee, Mama Grifter, and even Pat Buchanan, have shown that a losing presidential campaign can be very profitable. George W. Bush even managed to win, sort of.

    For the GOP, Bachmann might be a more appealing teabagger candidate than Palin.

  4. William L. Paradeis

    Ok it is about time we get some women to step up to the plate and take a turn at bat. Over 200 years and finally a couple of young ladies are going to show us men how to run the country. Go ladies go!!! You got my vote. Take care and God bless you, us and the USA.

  5. oh you fools!
    when will you realise that they are deep agents for the kennedys
    in fifty years time the GOP will be inbred to sterility!!!

    Bwahahahaha

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