Daily Archives: January 2, 2011

PACKERS WIN! PACKERS WIN!

Lynnrockets salutes the Green Bay Packers for their 10 to 3 victory over the divisional rival Chicago Bears on the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field this afternoon. The win gave the Packers a playoff spot and eliminated both the New York Giants and Tampa Bay Buccaneers from playoff contention. Next week the Packers travel to Philadelphia to face the Eagles and their convicted felon and dog-killing quarterback, Michael Vick. Hope he doesn’t kill their mascot prior to the game. Can you guess who Lynnrockets is rooting for?

Here’s a hint…

Let’s hope Vick watches this during the week…

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Sunday Morning Coffee (or Tea) – 64

Just a few newsworthy events (and comments thereon) that have been making their way through the political universe this past week. Please ponder and maybe chuckle a bit before enjoying a wonderful day!

BREAKING NEWS: During a December 10, 2010 appearance on Roe & Roeper’s Miracle on Indianapolis Blvd. Holiday Extravaganza broadcast, live from The Venue inside the Horseshoe Casino, which benefited the USO, GEICO’s R. Lee Ermey appearing on behalf of Toys 4 Tots took an opportunity to unload on President Obama, claiming his administration was destroying the country so that it could impose socialism. Yikes, the Geico Insurance CEO is a moonbat crazy Tea-Bagger? Consider this when purchasing your next auto insurance policy. Lynnrockets believes a Glenn Beck-like boycott is is in order.

THIS JUST IN: Here are the new health care rules which took effect on January 1, 2011. Insurers are now required to spend at least 80% of premium payments on actual health care, not salaries and television commercials. Seniors in the so-called “donut hole” will now receive deep discounts on prescription drugs. Seniors are also now eligible for free cancer and other disease screenings as well as one free “wellness” visit per year. Sounds pretty good, huh? Then why do Teapublicans continue to lie that the majority of Americans want the law repealed?

BREAKING NEWS: Remember Judith Miller? She was The New York Times reporter who abandoned all objective reporting and became a mouthpiece for the Bush administration regarding the false claims of Iraq weapons of mass destruction. You might also remember that she went to jail to protect Scooter Libby in the Valerie Plame affair. The Times finally got rid of Miller and 2005 and she faded from sight. Until now. She now writes for the ultra-right-wing internet based Newsmax. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

THIS JUST IN: There is a new website out there that screens the Fox News internet comment boards and posts the vile hatred spread by the network’s  misinformed audience. The site is called Fox News Comments and can be found here. These are a few recent examples of what Fox viewers have to say.

On the subject of a serving Marine’s father facing deportation:

“I dunno. Should anchor babies be allowed to be in the military? It sure creates a conflict of interest in my mind. I can’t decide whether I love marines more, or whether I hate brown anchor babies more”

On the subject of President Obama extending Kwanzaa greetings:

“I have a KKKwanza for them to celebrate and I don’t stutter”

On the Mexican pipeline explosion which killed 22:

“22 worthless cockroaches we don’t have to feed. Refried beaners”

On Van Jones saying the U.S. does not need to be a military superpower:

“Yea, and you don’t have to be a FKNG racist Naggar, but you are”

And on the House vote to censure Rangel for ethics violations:

“ALL MEMBERS OF THE BLACK CAUCUS ARE CORRUPT-NO EXCEPTIONS! Hang ’em!”

You get the gist of it. The website is now listed on the Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off blogroll. Enjoy.

BREAKING NEWS: This week’s episode of “It Wouldn’t Be Sunday Without A Sarah Palin Story” features…you guessed it…Sarah Palin. Remember Rush Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos” in which he urged his audiance to cross party lines and vote for Hilary Clinton in the 2008 primaries so as to upend Barack Obama? Well, that maneuver is coming back to haunt the Republicans in 2012. All recent polls have revealed that Palin is the least likely Republican to win a race in 2012 against President Barack Obama. Consequently, a new website titled, “Primaries For Palin” aims to nominate Sarah Palin as the Republican presidential candidate by encouraging Democrats and Independents to purposefully vote for her in state primaries. The goal is to prevent the GOP from fielding a credible candidate that actually has a chance at defeating Obama. Lynnrockets loves this idea. How about you Rocketeers?

GO PACKERS! A WIN AND THEY’RE IN!

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s always popular song parody.

Green Acres television theme song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoWDqj_1XnI

ALASKA ACRES

(Sung to the theme of “Green Acres”)

Alaska’s  not the place for me
It’s just an oil economy
My children have stars in their eyes
And don’t forget the First Dude’s D.U.I.

D.C. is where I’d rather stay
I don’t need McCain anyway
I’ll be  there in  2 – 0 – 1 – 2
Katie, I love you but no tricky interviews.

No snows
New clothes
Too hick
Lipstick

D.C. is all mine
Good bye, 49
The White House, we are there.