The Rats Are Fleeing the Sinking S.S. Palin

I'll Get You, Van Flein!

One of Sarah Palin’s most trusted advisers has just jumped ship. Attorney Thomas Van Flein is leaving Team Palin to work in Washington for newly elected Arizona Rep. Paul Gosar as his deputy chief of staff. This is a devastating blow to Palin because not only was Van Flein one of only four members of her inner circle, he was also the only Alaskan in that clique.

“I am pleased to have Tom Van Flein, with his experience and background, help me in D.C. with my District issues and the issues facing our country,” said Gosar. “As one of my trusted advisers, I look forward to working with him in Washington and ensuring that we listen to the American people and work to uphold the principles that make this country great.”

Many of you might recall that Van Flein was Palin’s personal legal counsel. He had a penchant for threatening to file frivolous lawsuits against any blogger or individual that was publicly critical of the ex-quitting, former half-term Governor. When push came to shove however, he usually folded like a lawn chair and failed to commence litigation. Van Flein has also been unsuccessful in his attempts to overturn the election results from November’s Alaskan U.S. Senatorial election so as to favor his client, Joe Miller. He has brought the issue before virtually every court in Alaska but he has lost each time.

Inasmuch as three national polls released last week reveal that Palin is unelectable to higher office, it is no wonder that Van Flein is the first rat to flee the sinking ship. Now the question is; who will be next? My guess is Bristol and then Todd shortly thereafter. Another question is; how long will it be before Sarah Palin publicly berates the traitorous Van Flein by means of either a Facebook post or a Twitter tweet?

Quote Of The Week:

“It does not scare me because I believe in the intelligence of the American public.”

– Oprah Winfrey responding to whether the thought of Sarah Palin’s running for President scares her.

In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune (if you are from Mars) and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly song link:


(sung to the Christmas song “Deck The Halls”)

Deck the halls with quotes of Sarah
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Beehive hair and much mascara
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don her “Arctic Cat” apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Doubts the words of Clarence Darrow
Fa la la la la, la la la la

See the blazing fool before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Brain tissue that’s really porous
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Palin seeks a life of pleasure
Fa la la la, la la la, la la la
Hawking books to boost her treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Sarah wears her rimless glasses
Fa la la la la, la la la la
When she attends witchcraft masses
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Her supporters stick together
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Waiting out in the bad weather
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Posted on December 23, 2010, in Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. Happy Holidays, Lynnrockets! As much as I’d like to see palin left completely alone and on her own (glub glub glub)…I don’t think her immediate family will leave until the money is gone. lol Fa la la la la, la la la la.

  2. Don’t care who leaves her, but hope her attire changes to a prison jumpsuit.

  3. Not so hoity-toity

    Even the not-so-intelligent Neocons are fleeing the sinking ship! Charles Krauthammer, Palin’s most noxious co-worker at Pox, finally broke down and criticized her lame tv show- probably after watching the Kate Gosselin camping episode.

    Neocons are desperate for Mama Grifter to engage in a serious discussion about the possibility of more wars in the Middle East- why not Iran?- but she insists on hogging the headlines with inane bickering about the God-given rights of her chubby daughter to eat cake!

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