Haiti Braces For Disaster: (Sarah Palin To Visit)

Santa Palin leads Haitian children in a "pageant walk"

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Haiti is an island nation in peril. First there was the devastating earthquake. Next came the disastrous hurricane That was followed by a massive cholera epidemic. And now, this weekend Sarah Palin will come stomping in like some hell-bent infrastructure destroying Godzilla. Well, that certainly is a lot more than most third world countries could cope with. Lets hope the Haitians are up to the task of entertaining the “Alaska Disaster” even as they try to merely survive the deplorable conditions in which they exist.

In a blatant example of political posturing, Sarah Palin is headed this weekend to Haiti with the evangelist Franklin Graham.The trip was announced by Samaritan’s Purse, Mr. Graham’s international relief organization. Graham said,

“I am pleased that Governor Palin will accompany us on a brief trip to Haiti this weekend and I appreciate her willingness to visit Haiti during such troubled times. I don’t know of any people in recent years who have suffered more, and in such a short period of time, than the people of this small country — with an earthquake, a hurricane and now a cholera epidemic.”

Palin has not commented on the trip either by Facebook or Twitter as of yet, but stay tuned. There is absolutely no way that the “Queen of Quit” will not try to embellish her world affairs bona fides by broadcasting to the world that she will single-handedly save the Haitians by warning them about government “death panels” and extolling the benefits of oil drilling. In fact, rumor has it that she will also hold a fee-based book signing event at the ruined rubble that was once Haiti’s only Borders Books. Palin would also like a head to head meeting with the King of Haiti to discuss the issue of gays in the military.

In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s Holiday Season inspired song parody.

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPAOBN4Pt-Y

HAVE YOURSELF A SARAH PALIN CHRISTMAS

(sung to the Christmas song “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”)

Sarah Palin is far away
She’s out making some cash
This is Sarah Palin’s pay day
Just how long will it last?

Have yourself a Sarah Palin Christmas
Wink and blink your eyes
Leave the bus
And fly your jet up in the skies

Have yourself a Sarah Palin Christmas
Sign books to get paid
Take that dough
From people that you have betrayed

These are not like the olden days
These are golden days for sure
You don’t have to travel by bus
On your marvelous book tour

Come next year
Things will be even better
You’re the cat’s meow
You’ll still have the SarahPAC as your cash cow
So have yourself a Sarah Palin Christmas now

(These are not like the olden days)
(These are golden days for sure)
You don’t have to travel by bus
On your marvelous book tour

Come next year
Things will be even better
You’re the cat’s meow
You’ll still have the SarahPAC as your cash cow
So have yourself a Sarah Palin Christmas now

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Posted on December 11, 2010, in Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. The day of the locust

    “I have decided to take my cameras and shoot video and stills so that you all can be part of it. Sarah Palin recently signed on to go as well and this is a good thing – both her star power and Rev Graham’s star power helps put the spotlight on a catastrophe.”- Greta Van Susteren (Fox News)

    “I believe Gov. Palin will be a great encouragement to the people of Haiti” – Franklin Graham.

  2. “You’re the cat’s meow”?!?!?!

    Cats everywhere are protesting and peeing on Grifter Granny’s fake books.

  3. Well? Vote results?????

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