Michele And The Lies She Does Tell

Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-Crazytown) is often associated with the term, “Batshit Crazy.”

Rather than try to explain the craziness of Michele Bachmann, we thought it would be best to let you judge for yourselves by reading some of her actual quotes.

“Little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal and natural and perhaps they should try it.”
Sen Michele Bachmann, Interview with Jan Markell, Olive Tree Ministries.

and

“Many teenagers that come in should be paying the employer because of broken dishes or whatever occurs during that period of time. But you know what? After six months, that teenager is going to be a fabulous employee and is going to go on a trajectory where he’s going to be making so much money, we’ll be borrowing money from him.” —Michele Bachmann, 1/26/05, explaining why teenagers should pay employers for the privilege of working instead of receiving minimum wage.

and

“Approximately 114 million Americans are expected to leave private health insurance. Why? Their employers will drop the insurance because the taxpayer-subsidized plan will be 30 to 40 percent cheaper.” —Michele Bachmann accidentally making the case for the public option

oh, and here is a fun one

“Any of you who have members of your family that are in the lifestyle – we have a member of our family that is. This is not funny. It’s a very sad life. It’s part of Satan, I think, to say this is gay. It’s anything but gay.”Michele Bachmann, (R) Minnesota 6th District.

and our favorite

“Is there no longer freedom of speech in this chamber, Mr. President?….Mr. President…MR. PRESIDENT?….You can turn my microphone off now.” – Michele Bachmann, May 16, 2004, Last day of 2004 Session.

For these quotes and even more, please visit Dump Bachmann.

Michele Bachmann is also known for her outrageous lies. PolitiFact.com, the Pulitzer Prize winning fact checking website has posted a recent list of lies put forth by the fact-challenged representative. Each one of these statements by Bachmann has been judged by PolitiFact to be either “False” or “Pants on Fire”. Let’s take a look:

Small businesses that have “$250,000 in gross sales for the business. They’re the ones that are looking at massive tax increases.” – Pants on Fire

“The president of the United States will be taking a trip over to India that is expected to cost the taxpayers $200 million a day.” – False

“Speaker Pelosi … has been busy sticking the taxpayer with her $100,000 bar tab for alcohol on the military jets that she’s flying.” – Pants on Fire

“Social Security, like I told you, is out of money. This year it is borrowing from the general treasury.” – False

“The New England Journal of Medicine released a survey the week that President Obama signed Obamacare stating that over 30 percent of American physicians would leave the profession if the government took over health care.” – False

Let’s hope that someday the good people of Minnesota wake up from their slumber, realize that they are represented by a lying crackpot and vote her out of office.

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Please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Michele song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKvee-w0uBc

MICHELE

(Sung to the Beatles song “Michele”)

Michele, from Hell
These are words that go together well,
Weird Michelle.

Michele, do tell,
Do you even possess one brain cell
One tiny cell?

Just shut up, just shut up, just shut up
You have nothing to say
Would you just go away
And crawl back under that rock from whence you
Ca-ame yesterday.

Michele, Oh well,
You’ve been put under a right-wing spell
A sure death knell

On Fox News, on Fox News, on Fox News
That’s where you’ll always be
Republican TV
With Hannity and O’Reilly
And Coulter, the queen

We mock you…

We want you, we want you, we want you,
To leave the air-waves now
And lose your job somehow
Until you do we’re telling you so
You’ll understand.

Michele, farewell
Take with you that foul sulfuric smell
Sulfuric smell.

We will say the only words we know that
You’ll understand, “Go to Hell.”

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Posted on November 26, 2010, in Michele Bachmann, Republican, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. Wow, separated at birth. I’ll bet Bat Boy has more intelligent things to say than Michele. You’ve really captured the essence of that crazy woman.

  2. I will never understand how the voters in her district of Minnesota, keep sending her back to Washington, is mind boggling!

  3. Lynnrockets, I thought you were a girl!! Hope you win, you are so creative, it’s insane.

  4. Have you ever seen or heard Michele Bachmann’s husband? I rest my case.

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