A Noun, A Verb and 9/11 in 2012?

Mr. 9/11

Add another crackpot to the 2012 Republican list of potential Presidential candidates. Despite his disastrous attempt at running for our nation’s highest office in 2008, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani says he hasn’t ruled out a second try in 2012. Yikes, we can possibly add him to a list of crazies that may include Mitt(wit) Romney, Tim (Good’n) Pawlenty, Bobby Jindel(Bells), Sarah “Death Panels” Palin, Newt “The Serial Philanderer” Gingrich and Mike Huckabee(Hound). What a bunch of rotten bananas.

“The door’s not closed,” Giuliani told Politico on Monday night when asked point-blank if he still has his eyes set on the White House.

This begs the question however, What will Giuliani talk about in the 2012 campaign season? Remember when during the 2008 race, then Delaware Sen. Joe Biden drew laughter and applause when he ridiculed the former New York City mayor during the debate at Drexel University? In response to Giuliani’s comments that no Democratic candidate has enough executive experience to lead, Biden called Giuliani “the most under-qualified man since George W. Bush to seek the presidency”? How about when Biden followed that up with, “There’s only three things he mentions in a sentence: a noun, and a verb and 9/11”? Ahh, those halcyon days of Rudy Giuliani and 9/11.

His Presidential run was a joke, but as the saying goes, “you can throw away the poop but not the stink”. Actually, we are not sure if that is truly a saying, but if it isn’t, it should be. Honestly though, Giuliani seems to pop up more than the pesky rodent in the “Whack-a-Mole” carnival midway game. Let’s hope he runs again, if for no other reason than for the laughs.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

That’s Amore song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69O4PXzAQ5Y

GIULIANI

(sung to the Dean Martin song “That’s Amoré”)

In New York Town on the air-waves
Rudy does have a lot to say

He just sits there and lies but to him we are wise
Giuliani!!!
He appears in prime-time and repeats his tired lines
Giuliani!!!
He was king ding-a-ling-a-ling, ding-a-ling-a-ling
And a wife cheating fella
He can’t see his stupidity, his stupidity
He’s blind like Helen Keller

As he speaks watch the drool, that Rudy is a fool
Giuliani!!!
All his friends on Wall Street think that he can’t be beat
Lord above
He is a cliché machine all of the time he is
Scheming, signore
Scuzza me, but you see, he’s from the G.O.P.
Giuliani!!!

(He just sits there and lies but to him we are wise
Giuliani) Giuliani!!!
(He appears in prime time and repeats his tired lines
Giuliani) Giuliani!!!
(He was king ding-a-ling-a-ling, ding-a-ling-a-ling
And a wife cheating fella) Go to Hell, cheating fella
He can’t see his stupidity, his stupidity
He’s blind like Helen Keller) Sorry fella

Rudy’s angry and cruel and stubborn like a mule
GiulianI!!! (Giuliani)
He is doomed to repeat Presidential defeat
Sure enough
He tells us of his dreams but his words have no
Meaning, signore
Scuzza me, Rudy G., but we hardly knew ye
Cuz you’re boring (so boring)
See, we’re snoring

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Posted on November 4, 2010, in Bobby Jindal, Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Republican, Rudolph Giuliani, Sarah Palin, Songs, Tim Pawlenty and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.

  1. That picture captures his true nature. He’s a fool to even think of running. His kids didn’t even support him the last time. He supported convicted criminal Bernie K. for the head of Homeland Security. There will be other revelations of what an ass Rudy is, and I’m not talking about his cross dressing.

    That “noun, verb, 9/11” comment was spot on. So is this post and song.

  2. I think his wife Judy bugged him to run so she can wear her tiara again. Or maybe this time around, HE gets to wear it!

  3. He’s ridiculous, and would have no national recognition if it weren’t for the tragedy of 9/11.

    And we have Mitch McConnell saying “the single most important thing” for the GOP to achieve in the new congress is to make sure Obama doesn’t get a second term. It’s what they’ve been trying to do from the start. CONgress, the opposite of PROgress.

    As much as I love our President always being the grownup in the room, and trying to rise above the fray, it hasn’t worked because people are out of work. Time for him to wield whatever executive power he can and F* Congress! And the GOP can whine about him over-reaching, but who exactly do they have waiting in the wings for 2012? Palin? Huckabee? Romney? Rudy? Like they say on the ESPN football segment.. C’mon man!

  4. Where are they now?

    Maybe he’s trolling for a reality-tv show: TLC presents Rudy Giuliani’s NYC, a new documentary series that takes viewers into the “Big Apple” through the eyes of one of its most ardently self promoting citizens. In each episode, Rudy shares the city he knows and loves – from a somber stroll through the Ground Zero rubble and a quick glance at the abandoned Burlington Coat Factory locale, to visiting Bernard Kerik in the klink.

  5. What the hell is wrong with this Country’s voters? Is the soap opera known as Fox News the leader of this Country? Or is it the President that we elected? For Gods sake give him a chance! Does everyone really believe that 2 years is enough time to fix a country ravaged by the hoodlums you just gave “Another Chance”What could you possibly expect from this bunch of obstructionists who have proven over and over they have absolutely no regard for anyone except the rich and powerful!They want to rape and pillage this country until its on its knees and Americans are begging for mercy.The really sad part is they told us what they intend to do and a lot of you Democrats watched and listened and said OK go ahead I’m bending over “SOCK IT TO ME” Disgusting.

  6. Sorry I’m really upset that was a bit strong but true.I’ve got to count to ten

  7. He’s a clown, but I guess not the most boring one, considering. Making fun of Palin’s stupidity was fun for a pretty long time, but considering there’s so much of her around, after a while, it gets sort of tedious. Maybe he could be her running mate in 2012? Two corrupt mayors who love fear-mongering and sound-bytes.

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