Daily Archives: October 26, 2010

Is Christine O’Donnell A “God Damned” Witch?

Lynnrockets will continue with some Halloween song parodies this spooky week. Have fun. Now, let’s get to it…

Our new favorite Teapublican mental case, Christine O’Donnell took her “No Mainstream Media Road Show” to a venue not named Fox News this week. Yes, you read that correctly, she appeared on a television network other than Fox? Which network was it? Why, the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) of course. Where else would a gal that “dabbled in witchcraft” and had a first-date “picnic on a satanic alter” go for a little non-maturbatory loving?

The evolution-denying near-Hare Krishna candidate for a Delaware US Senate seat gave the interview to a fellow named David Brody at Wesley College in Dover, Delaware. The interview will be aired on Tuesday, October 26 on CBN‘s “The 700 Club”. You might recall that “The 700 Club” is hosted by the ultra-conservative Pat Robertson who, following the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, said the attacks were God’s punishment for America’s loose morals. He also said publicly that Hurricane Katrina was a result of God’s anger about abortion. Robertson also said immediately after the 2010 Haiti earthquake that it was “what happened when people make a deal with the Devil.” With that in mind, you can understand that this is just the type of network and audience that would appeal to Christine O’Donnell.

In the interview O”Donnell says, “I know that God called me to do this”. If that is true, it begs the question, does God dislike Christine O’Donnell? If not, then why is she trailing by close to 20 points in the polls? Surely God could influence the race. Did God call her to run for office so that he could embarrass her for all of that “witchcraft dabbling” and “satanic alter” business? Seems reasonable to us.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody.

Witchcraft song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIZIBm2QGaM


(sung to Frank Sinatra’s song “Witchcraft”)

This “Mama Grizzly” bear
That hails from Delaware
Christine O’Donnell snared
By witchcraft

And she’s got no defense for it
The heat is too intense for it
Palin has really stepped in it too

Christine’s witchcraft, wicked witchcraft
And she knows we know, it’s strictly taboo

Will this implode the Tea Party?
Confirming her insanity
Bringing down Palin and Romney too?

O’Donnell’s dug her ditch
Gay-baiting hate-fueled bitch
This tax evading witch is through

(masturbation break)

Christine’s witchcraft, her crazy witchcraft
Now we know that she’s been drinking the brew

Lied about her college degree
Non-masturbating prodigy
Renouncing Christianity too

Bill Maher is now the snitch
Who threw the breaking pitch
Now we can bid this witch adieu!