Daily Archives: October 25, 2010

Meghan McCain Attacks Christine O’Donnell – MEOW!!!

The Teapublican Party has an honest to goodness catfight on its hands. Two of the new breed of conservative females are now at each other’s throats in what is sure to be a battle of the dummies.

Meghan McCain, the daughter of failed Republican Presidential candidate John McCain and the outspoken critic of absolutely everything under the sun, appeared on last week’s edition of ABC’s “This Week” program and blasted Christine O’Donnell, the Teapublican candidate for a Delaware U.S. Senate seat. McCain said,

“I just know, in my group of friends, it turns people off because she’s seen as a nut job. It scares me for a lot of reasons. Her candidacy sends a message to the younger generation that you can just wake up and run for Senate, regardless of past experience. Christine O’Donnell is making a mockery of running for public office. She has no real history, no real success in any kind of business.”

This is just the latest attack on the Sarah Palin endorsed “Mama Grizzly” who has had to contend with defending some of the strangest statements ever made by a candidate for public office. She has admitted that she has “dabbled in witchcraft”; had a picnic-date on a satanic alter; would have converted to the Hare Krishna religion but for a “love of meatballs”; believes the theory of “evolution is a myth” and believes that masturbation is a form of adultery.

O’Donnell also has some other problems. For instance, a complaint has been filed against her with two election commissions for allegedly using her campaign donations as a personal piggy bank from which she paid her personal rent and personal travel expenses at a time when she was not running for office. She also lied about having received a college degree before she actually received one. Furthermore, although she claims to have the solution for repairing the nation’s economic woes, she has been in debt for almost her entire adult life.

In retaliation for McCain’s clawing assault, Christine O’Donnell hissed mockingly of McCain’s “vast experience in politics and running for office”.

McCain then meowed, “I am not the one running for Senate. I am also not the only one with issues with Christine O’Donnell. I did not wake up Sunday morning expecting to create any kind of uproar and I am even more confused that people seem to be so angry.” She then added that the more information and research she did the more “worrisome” she grew about O’Donnell’s Senate bid. She finished by saying, “it is hard for me to take her candidacy seriously and I think it reflects badly on the movement.”

Meow! How will O’Donnell respond to them fightin’ words?

Then again, does it really matter? As we have said before, Christine O’Donnell has more baggage than a sinking ocean liner. Thankfully, she is trailing Democratic Party candidate Chris Coons by double digits in most all recent polls.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody.

Strange Brew song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_NholHANoY


(sung to the Cream song “Strange Brew”)

Strange brew – Tea Party drink for you

She’s a witch in trouble and without a clue
In her own mad mind, fame is overdue,
She’ll lose
Come this November Two
Strange shrew – she’ll lose November Two

She’s some kind of demon, yes we know it’s true
And her mortgage payments were way over-due,
It’s true
Student loans unpaid too
Strange shrew – they love Christine on Fox News

(masturbation break)

She’s a joke and she’s Sarah Palin’s prodigy
But she gets no love from the G.O.P.
In fact she is abhorred
Strange brew – Tea-Bagger without a clue

Strange brew, Strange brew, Strange brew, Strange brew, Strange brew
Strange brew – Tea-Bagger without a clue