Christine O’Donnell: Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Daniel "Bozo" O'Donnell says, "Vote for Christine"

Just when you think that Christine O’Donnell has said the most stupid thing you ever heard in your life, she opens her mouth and ups the ante. On Tuesday, the Teapublican candidate for Joe Biden’s former Delaware Senate seat made a fool of herself once again during her second debate with Democrat Chris Coons. The debate took place at the Widener Law School and O’Donnell certainly was schooled on the content of the United States Constitution, a document that she and most every other Tea Party candidate make reference to ad nauseam.

CNN reports that on the issue of whether creationism should be taught in public schools, a highly skeptical O’Donnell questioned Coon’s assertion that the First Amendment calls for the separation of church and state. Let’s go to the transcript, shall we?

“The First Amendment does?” O’Donnell asked during the debate. “Let me just clarify: You’re telling me that the separation of church and state is found in the First Amendment?”

Coons responded by quoting the relevant text: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.”

“That’s in the First Amendment?” a still skeptical O’Donnell replied smiling, as laughter could be heard from the crowd.

Earlier in the debate, O’Donnell flat out asked, “Where in the Constitution is separation of Church and State?” – a question that Coons did not appear to take seriously.

The Tea Party-backed candidate also stumbled over the Fourteenth and Sixteenth Amendments when asked if she would support repealing them.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t bring my Constitution with me. Fortunately, senators don’t have to memorize the Constitution. Can you remind me of [them]?” O’Donnell said.

YIKES!!! Christine O’Donnell is an absolute buffoon. In last week’s debate she was unable (just like her mentor Sarah Palin in 2008) to name a Supreme Court decision and now she has exposed her complete ignorance of this nation’s Constitution. This “witchcraft dabbling”, “non-masturbating”, “evolution denier” is better suited to a junior high-school remedial history class than she is to any elected office including dog catcher (BTW, no offense to dog catchers intended). We learned last week that O’Donnell’s father was “Bozo the Clown” and now we realize that she will never be able to fill his big shoes. That is a good thing (for her), inasmuch as she always has her foot in her mouth.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody.

That Old Black Magic song link:


(sung to the Louis Prima & Keely Smith song “That Old Black Magic”)

Old black magic serves O’Donnell well
Old black magic powers Christine’s spell
But we all know that come election time
Christine is in the unemployment line

Mixed and mingled with the Tea Bag side
She took those Baggers on a broomstick ride
Down and down she goes
With those Sixpack Joes
Her Senate hopes have now died

She should stay away but what will she do?
She’ll pass the blame, and that’s a shame
Fame, is her desire
That phony’s now pissed
Cuz she’s been fired

That “Grizzly Mama” sent her into war
Armed with hate, debated like a brainless bore
And every time Christine does whine


Down and down she goes
Down in polls she goes
In a spin
Into the garbage bin
Cuz of that old black magic she loves

Ooh, in a spin
Into the garbage bin
Cuz of that old black magic she loves

In a spin
Into the garbage bin
Cuz of that old black magic she loves

Now O’Donnell says, “Oh what can I do?”
“Who is to blame for all my shame?”
Shame, not her desire
Now Christine is pissed
Consumed with ire

Coons will throw O’Donnell right out the door
He’ll use Christine’s broomstick to sweep up the floor
She’ll squeal and whine just like a swine


Down and down she goes
Watch her big frown grow
She can’t win
Hated by most women
Cuz of that old black magic she loves

No, she can’t win
With odds less than one in ten
Cuz of that old black magic she loves

A has been
Just like her mother hen
Cuz of that old black magic she loves

Cuz of that old black magic she loves


Posted on October 21, 2010, in Christine O'Donnell, Joe Sixpack, Republican, Sarah Palin, Songs, Tea Party and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.

  1. My guess is she’ll fail the Senate job interview and get a gig on Hannity since he’s in her back pocket, but not having sex or masturbating, mind you.

    Great work on the new song, lynnrockets.

  2. Assault on the Constitution

    Why would any of these blissfully ignorant, reactionary poseurs feel the need to memorize the Constitution? They habitually ignore the “Thou shall not lie” Commandment! God help us!

  3. If you see the video, the incredible part of that debate was that she really thought she had a ‘gotcha’ moment with Coons, because she thought the crowd of law students and professors were laughing WITH her. Her snide, smug look was incredible. Another mean girl just like her mentor. As Rachel Maddow often points out, these people are incapable of being embarrassed. It’s like they have a Teflon coating of stupid.

  4. Constitutional Conservatives (Crooks and Liars)

    Corporations are people too!

  5. I think she is in cahoots with FEEP, remember…. from “The Major Mudd Show”?

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