Sarah Palin Loves Tea-Bagging

Health care reform protesters arrive at Town Hall Meeting.

The Tea Party Express departs Nevada

Just when you thought it was safe to unlock the door and venture outside, the Tea Party Express has once again embarked on a cross-country tour. The zany-train pulled out of the station in Nevada today, but not before Sarah Palin had her say. The former half-term ex-quitting Governor of Alaska went on the attack against everyone but Tea Partiers.

First, it was the left and the media when she said to the Tea-Baggers,

“You’ve been ridiculed, you’ve been mocked, you’ve been slandered by the left. Still you didn’t let the big government-loving professional politicians and the complicit left-wing, lamestream media tell you to sit down and shut up. Instead no, you didn’t retreat. You reloaded. And you’ve turned this country around.”

Inasmuch as no final elections have taken place yet, it is unclear as to precisely how the Tea Partiers have “turned this country around”. Unless of course, Palin meant that as the result of all those misspelled signs authored by Tea-Baggers, the rest of the country has turned around and once again embraced elementary education.

Next, Palin turned on her own former party, the Republicans. Upset that many members of the G.O.P. will not support the ultra-conservative radically bizarre and certifiably insane Tea Party darlings like Sharron “Obtuse” Angle, “Racist” Rand Paul and Christine “Witchy Woman” O’Donnell, Palin warned,

“Some of you need to man up and spend some political capital to support the tea party candidates, instead of doing this, waiting to see how everything’s going to go. Some of these politicians, the big wigs within the machine, they’re driving me crazy because they’re too chicken to come out and support the tea party candidates.”

They are not too chicken, Sarah dear, they are merely a bit more sane. As far out of the mainstream as the Republican Party is, it is light years closer to sane policy than the fringe 14th Amendment hating; Social Security and Medicare hating; fluoridated water hating; non-masturbating Tea Party candidates. There is a reason after all, why the more serious and legitimate G.O.P. candidates do not want to appear with the over-the-top Palin. In fact, even the moonbat-crazy Sharron Angle was not present at Palin’s Tea Party Express kick-off in her own state of Nevada. Now that is an action that surely speaks louder than Palin’s words.

Beware, the Tea Party Express is likely to make a stop near your town very soon. If you would like to fully enjoy the experience, you must go to your nearest bookstore and purchase an English/Tea-Bagger – Tea-Bagger/English dictionary.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody.

Magical Mystery Tour song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnrsqf33MXA

THE TRAGICAL MISERY TOUR

(sung to The Beatles song “Magical Mystery Tour”)

Roll up, roll up for the tragical misery tour. Step right this way.

Roll up, roll up for the misery tour
Roll up, roll up for the misery tour
Roll up AND THAT’S AN INVITATION, roll up for the misery tour
Roll up, DON’T NEED NO EDUCATION, roll up for the misery tour
The tragical misery tour is eating your brain cells away
Eating your brain cells away

Roll up, roll up for the misery tour
Roll up, roll up for the misery tour
Roll up, WE DON’T CARE IF YOU CAN’T READ, roll up for the misery tour
Roll up, SO LONG AS YOU CAN SCREAM, roll up for the misery tour
The tragical misery tour will even pay you for the day
Even pay you for the day

(The misery trip is waiting)

The tragical Tea Party tour

Roll up, roll up for the misery tour

Roll up, TO MAKE A RESERVATION, roll up for the misery tour
Roll up, FOR INSANE CONVERSATION, roll up for the misery tour
The tragical misery tour wants insurers to keep their payday
Please help them to have their way
The tragical misery tour is hoping that you die away
After you make your co-pay, make your co-pay

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Posted on October 19, 2010, in Christine O'Donnell, Rand Paul, Republican, Sarah Palin, Sharron Angle, Songs, Tea Party and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.

  1. Going Rogue

    Is the big-wig grifter sore because she was forced to dispatch the neocons on retainer at her PAC to prep O’Donnell for her debate?

    Why would good old boy Washington elite party-machine professional insiders (Rove), take orders from an amateur reality-tv celebrity blogger? Anyone who’s ever seen Rove would instantly understand that calling him a chicken and taunting him to “man up”, isn’t going to have any effect whatsoever!

  2. Lynn,

    This song is very easy to remember because they keep repeating the words.

  3. ‘as long as you can scream’ Perfect! So much noise, so little substance. And Sarah’s mini-me in Delaware shows her stupidity yet again:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/19/christine-odonnell-church-and-state_n_767910.html

    Sharron’s Latino/Asian remarks, pissing off Canada, Joe’s unlicensed security goons, build a wall because heck, East Germany could do it…. you can’t make this stuff up!!

    This sums it up pretty well I think:

    http://www.babelgum.com/6003213/elect-the-willfully-ignorant.html

  4. I can’t wait until the guys with the straight jackets come for this freak show. The over-sized stage hook can’t come fast enough for this to end.

    In the meantime, thanks for making us laugh.

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