Daily Archives: October 12, 2010

Christine O’Donnell: The Contrarian Delawarean


My candidacy is a laugh riot!


Remember a few weeks ago when Christine “Witchy Woman” O’Donnell, the Tea Party/Republican candidate for Joe Biden’s former Delaware Senate seat said that she would no longer provide interviews to national media sources? Her exact words were, “I’m not going to do any more national media because that – this is my focus. Delaware is my focus and the local media is my focus.” Well, a funny thing happened on the way to the polygraph test. O’Donnell has broken her vow.

The non-masturbating evolution-denier appeared for a taped interview on CNN‘s “The Situation Room” last Thursday. In a wide-ranging interview on a series of national issues, O’Donnell promised to vote to make the Bush tax cuts permanent. She also double-dared the President to veto any bill that would repeal health care reform. “If Barack Obama vetoes that the year before his reelection he’s setting himself up to be very vulnerable and I’ve seen many Hillary for President ads running,” O’Donnell said. Asked whether she believes human activity contributes to climate change, O’Donnell responded: “I don’t have an opinion on that.”

She also said that she is not planning to go on Bill Maher’s “Real Time” program between now and Election Day. To O’Donnell her past statements to Maher are not at stake in this closely watched race. “What I said or did on a comedy show, you know, over a decade ago is not relevant in this election,” O’Donnell said.

Well, the Delaware voters will be the judge of that.

Please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the parody. Please enjoy.

Oh, Carol song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL8z9gwE1Ko&feature=related


(sung to the Rolling Stones song “Oh, Carol”)

We wonder what Bill Maher will say
He loves to air your rants
On his show each and every day

His video machine has the proof no doubt
It shows you ranting like a fool while you just jump and shout
We’re lookin’ at you sideways as you scheme and lie
Now that asylum door is open, you can go inside
Your tall and pointy witch’s hat makes you look so glam
You have the personality of a store bought canned ham

We love the crazy things you say
And your satanic rants
Will haunt you on election day

(Chinese classified information viewing break)

We all watch “Real Time” to hear what you’ve been sayin’
There is no evolution and no masturbatin’
Sarah Palin is your mentor but can she be proud
Of endorsing a lunatic that is dumb and loud?
You have no chance, you know that’s understood
Voters despise you, baby, cuz you are no good

Get right down on your knees and pray
Cuz you don’t stand a chance
Of winning on election day

We wonder what Bill Maher will say
He loves to air your rants
On his show each and every day