Daily Archives: October 11, 2010

Sharron “Sharia” Angle Has A Mental Disorder

Let’s not sugar-coat it, Sharron Angle is a mentally challenged liar. The Tea Party/Republican candidate for a Nevada Senate seat has said too many fantastically crazy things to be considered sane. She is the radical nut-job that wants to ban all abortions even in the case of rape, wants to privatize the Veterans’ Administration, wants to abolish the Social Security and Medicare programs, wants to outlaw the sale and consumption of alcohol and remove the fluoride from our water supply. Oh and by the way, Angle says that if candidates like her are not elected this fall, the masses should resort to their “2nd Amendment remedies” (she advocates assassinations of public officials?). Wow, what a typical Republican/Tea Party crackpot!

It is also apparent that Sharron Angle likes the spotlight. Lately however, she has been upstaged by sister Tea Party/Republican whack-job Christine O’Donnell as she has monopolized the lunatic ratings the past few weeks with her “dabbling in witch-craft”, evolution and masturbation denying and her penchant for using campaign donations as her personal piggy bank. Angle’s response? Out-crazy the crazy O’Donnell!

Angle actually told a crowd of Tea Party rally-goers last week that two cities — Dearborn, Michigan and Frankford, Texas — are under Sharia law, the sacred law of Islam. oh yes, you read that correctly. She said,

“We’re talking about a militant terrorist situation, which I believe isn’t a widespread thing, but it is enough that we need to address, and we have been addressing it. My thoughts are these. First of all, Dearborn, Michigan, and Frankford, Texas, are on American soil, and under Constitutional law. Not Sharia law. And I don’t know how that happened in the United States.”

There were a couple of little inconsistencies in her proclamation, however. First of all, she gave no indication as to how or why those two municipalities allegedly came to be governed by Sharia law. Even more embarrassing for Angle however, is the fact that Frankford,Texas is not governed by any law at all inasmuch as  there is no such town as Frankford, Texas. Also, Dearborn, Michigan Mayor Jack O’Reilly told the Associated Press that Angle’s comments were “shameful” and “totally irresponsible.”

OK Christine O’Donnell, the ball is now back in your court.

HAVE A HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY, ALL YOU ROCKETEERS!

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Garden Party song link:  http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x89fev_ricky-nelson-garden-party_music

TEA BAG PARTY

(sung to the Ricky Nelson song “Garden Party”)

I went to a Tea Bag party hoping to make some brand new friends
But they became my enemies, those right wing racist men
When I got to the Tea Bag party, they all looked the same
That really surprised me, and no one had a brain

But its all right now, I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can’t please everyone, so ya got to please yourself

Crazies there from miles around, mostly with white hair
Locals brought their shotguns, there was hatred in the air
‘n’ over in the corner, not to my surprise
Sarah Palin sportin’ F-me pumps while just winking her eyes

But its all right now, I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can’t please everyone, so they can go to hell

Lot-in-dah-dah-dah, lot-in-dah-dah-dah

Told them they were so wrong, Glenn Beck is insane
Drill Baby, Drill’s stupid,  and Palin is to blame
I said Rand Paul is crazy too, best not drink his tea
Then I told them things about Michele Bachmann they would not believe

But its all right now, I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can’t please everyone, so they can go to hell

Lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
Lot-in-dah-dah-dah

Someone opened up a closet door and donned a white pointy hood
Punching his railroad ticket to Hell and just the way he should
If you’re goin’ to a Tea Bag party, I wish you a lotta luck
Bring a misspelled sign, use racist slang and drive a pick-up truck

But its all right now, I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can’t please everyone, so ya got to please yourself

Lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
Lot-in-dah-dah-dah

But its all right now, I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can’t please everyone, so ya got to please yourself

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